*sigh* Kids and their honesty

[jnevin]

A few things my pet human has done recently...

I was checking out at the store a little while ago and the cashier was a black dude from Africa. Super dark. My daughter said hi to him and then pointed at him with a confused look on her face. Then she said,"Daddy, purlpe man. Why?" I was speechless, he laughed.

We were at Costco today and there was an obvious jooser lady working there stocking shelves. Receeding hairline, red skin, bloated, and vascular. Kiddo pointed at her saying,"Daddy's arms! You daddy's arms!" Shedude glared. I was uncomfortable.

Maybe 15 minutes ago I came out of the kitchen to see her eating something. I hadn't given her anything for a while. When I asked what she was eating, she simply replied,"Boogers dad" and went knuckle deep back into her nose.

I love this shit.

 

[75th]

You've trained her well.

Hope she's still doing well, hombre.

 

[ricco561]

Kids say the darnest things.

 

[jnevin]

You've trained her well.

Hope she's still doing well, hombre.

She's awesome man. I took her in for her first haircut today. It went as well as her first time on Santa's lap.

 

[ceo]

mine calls me out for farting every time. Used to be I could blame it on him. I have to be careful now.

 

[ceo]

She's awesome man. I took her in for her first haircut today. It went as well as her first time on Santa's lap.

She'll get better. Brian Jr. is an old pro now with haircuts. He climbs right up in the chair.

 

[just...v]

lolol...she sounds like a doll.

 

[bakemeacookie]

Please, I say stuff like that all the time.

c

 

[jnevin]

mine calls me out for farting every time. Used to be I could blame it on him. I have to be careful now.

Oh yeah. I'll let one go and I'll hear her say,"daddy toots" in the other room. She also calls my gym bag daddy's purse in front of anyone within earshot.

 

[PhoenixS]

Kids are awesome

 

[just...v]

My boys are constantly bringing me "cupcakes" that is when they fart in their hands and put it in ur face. New rule of the house: Mommy smells NOTHING!

 

[PhoenixS]

My boys are constantly bringing me "cupcakes" that is when they fart in their hands and put it in ur face. New rule of the house: Mommy smells NOTHING!

lololol wtf

 

[ceo]

Oh yeah. I'll let one go and I'll hear her say,"daddy toots" in the other room. She also calls my gym bag daddy's purse in front of anyone within earshot.

upon hearing it, mine says, "daddy farted!" and laughs.

upon smelling it, he says, "daddy's stinky!" and makes a face.

 

[shirlene29]

my youngest is delighted to announce any time she farts with a very loud "farts! i farted!" ..*sigh* thanks Morgan

gotta play up the pretty factor for haircuts..even pet humans have egos

 

[Mr. dB]