Sick Shit (literally) at a Party This Weekend

[Aryan_Soldat]

OK,
I went to this chic's house party for Cinco De Mayo on Saturday night. And this one tool was slamming Irish Car Bombs like it was going out of style, acting lecherous towards various females, and generally acting like a jackhole. So, as the night wears on, this guy starts slamming Jager, Tequilia, you name it. Well, he passes out in the kitchen, and low and behold, he starts shitting his pants in front of God and everybody! At first we thought that he was just having bad gas, but he was shitting up a storm! It just kept coming and coming. I didn't think this was possible! I mean, I suppose I knew, but hadn't considered it. The moral of the story people is:
Alchohol poisoning may cause the involuntary emprtying of the bowels. Has this happened to anyone here?

AS

 

[frorider6]

Step 1 - Drag his ass out into the yard being careful not to spill any shit. Dump him on the grass and leave him.

Step 2 - Call police or ambulance depending on how bad he's already pissed everyone off.

Step 3 - Go back to party.

Step 4 happens a couple days after the party and depends again on how bad he pissed everyone off. It could range from simple banning of all future parties to a little "wall to wall counseling".

 

[mrbill]

in high shool a friend of mine passed out and did basically the same thing, except he was in the backseat of his car at the time. I don't think he ever completely got the smell out of that car.

 

[SheHuLK]

thats gross! talk about a party pooper

 

[dballer]

If you think that is bad... I got a good story for you.. but there is no way I will post it here.

 

[dballer]

If you think that is bad... I got a good story for you.. but there is no way I will post it here.

about a kid up the street.... it is sooo sick it is shameful to even utter the words.

 

[salviadro]

thats gross! talk about a party pooper

 

[Aryan_Soldat]

Dballer:

C'mon, stop teasing us! Just tell the story.

AS

 

[The Patriot!!!]

If you think that is bad... I got a good story for you.. but there is no way I will post it here.

Oooooh, Must be some good stuff...You are like the male version of that smalls chick.

 

[Prometheus]

the real moral of the story: don't throw house parties.

 

[PURE EXTRACT]

WHen I was in the Army, my boy Davis got sooo fucked up that someone left him in my room (he had the key) passed out on the floor and when I tried to wake him up he pissed on himself and all over my rug, then he tried to fight me!!!! He was like, "Let's go mother fucker (all slured)!" I was like, "D, don't make me knock you the hell out, sit down in the tub!!!! lol

We just left the shower running on top of him lol, don't worry it was warm water.

I had light alcohol poisining one night. You know those half gallon bottles of Bacardi? Well I drank half of that. Back then I could hold my liquor. I took. 6 double shots in a 30 min time frame. We went out to a club "Peppers" in south Colorado. Drank a shit load more there, got home around 3 and there was a barracks party going on, so everyone was all over the place. (this is where the night got fucked up) I get a call from my girl, and she's all pissed that I'm drunk, she then decided to tell me that she was only 17...i was 19 at the time. There's a really strict rule in the Army, you don't date anyone that is under 18, even if you yourself are 18, you cannot date anyone younger than 18. Well I was all freaked out and at that state of mind I was thinking that I was gonna be in deep shit. Well, I went to my room where everyone was in, and told them the news, and they're just like, "Shut up about it and don't worry." I just kept on drinking and drinking, I remember looking at the bottle and it was half empty!!!! No one else had been drinking out of that bottle but me cuz everyone knew not to mess with my bacardi! I then remember getting really pissed and started telling everyone to get the fuck out of my room, everyone was like, "Ok Perez is freaking out let's leave." I kept on telling people to leave, and then I looked at one guy and said, "Especially you Coleman!" All I remember then was 3 guys trying to take me off this poor kid and I was yelling and cursing like a mother fucker beating the shit out of this kid. Someone pulled him into the hallway and I literally dragged 3 guys into the hall way until they finally figured to just hold on to my legs and make me fall. After that I threw up for about the next 5 hours, no joke. I know that was a long stoy but it cracks me up every time I think of it.

 

[frorider6]

At age 14 or so, I drank an entire bottle of MD 20/20 in about 20 or so minutes. I puked for 13 hours. By the end, I was stuffing vital organs back down my throat.

 

[PURE EXTRACT]

damn bro...that shit is nasty lol.