Committed relationships and marriage are pretty cool concepts that make sense and

[string_bean00]

lol new breeds of classlessness


fucking awesome

 

[Smurfy]

all I know is I have a party to go to followed by the wedding followed by a night of complete debauchery and my hair is ON FUCKING POINT. Wow. Vagina slaying ON POINT, peeps.

I hope your vagina tight

 

[Bikini Mod]

I hope your vagina tight

^^^LOL What else in life matters?

 

[c-sharp minor]

Every couple I know is on the verge of breaking up and every single person I know is looking to get in a relationship.

WTF?

 

[Scotsman]

all I know is I have a party to go to followed by the wedding followed by a night of complete debauchery and my hair is ON FUCKING POINT. Wow. Vagina slaying ON POINT, peeps.

So you grew the hair back out to scrunchy length?

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Razorguns]

are totally natural.

fuck. so the 2nd guy out of our crew is getting married today. his "wife" is a total slob. just disgusting in every way. he's very much settled, by every definition. so yesterday they invited a bunch of his and her friendses to come over for a "cookout". no fucking food. cover stayed on the grill the entire time. eventually they ordered pizzas and some italian sangweeches. luckily my other boy brought some pastries. total classlessness. cigarettes all over the house, fucking vacuum and mop in the middle of the living room. anyway. towards the end of said "cookout" the groom and a few of us are in the living room chillin, watching the basketball game. wifey comes in and just unloads on him with the good ol American "oh, you're watching basketball while I'm cleaning. hun, can you, like, do something to help me?! laundry or clean or something?! oh and thanks for getting printer ink, now we cant print programs. great (storms off)". are you fucking kidding me? naturally, he slammed his entire scotch and ran along to do whatever she wanted. i woulda fucking choked her out in front of the entire party. kid's fucking dead already. dead at 29.

then the other kid who's already married in our crew skipped the party cause he "had to go to church" with his wife. kid never went to church before. faggot motherfucker. nice goddamn balls you pussy faggot.

oh, then my boy who we were out with the entire night gets a text from his long time GF (who left the party early) about some random shit she "found" on his laptop. guess she also "found" the cell phone he keeps on the side just for placing bets. "don't ever call me again" was her mature text.

christ allfucking mighty. and these kids just give up. pussy motherfucker american dudes i guess just come to terms at very early ages that marriage basically = eating shit as much as possible with a smile on your face so every now and then you're "allowed" to go golfing or hang with your boys.

fuck you yo motherfucking coward motherfuckers. grow some fucking balls, own your life, have the HARD MOTHERFUCKING COCK to go out and achieve as much happiness as we all deserve.

EF relationship thread #814318414!! lol.

Here's my theory on other people's relationships:

NONE OF MY FUCKING BUSINESS.

I worry about my own life. I don't care who puts whose dick in whose vagina. Free country.

r

 

[nimbus]

EF relationship thread #814318414!! lol.

Here's my theory on other people's relationships:

NONE OF MY FUCKING BUSINESS.

I worry about my own life. I don't care who puts whose dick in whose vagina. Free country.

r

his thread is difficult to grasp if you dont have friends

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

are totally natural.

fuck. so the 2nd guy out of our crew is getting married today. his "wife" is a total slob. just disgusting in every way. he's very much settled, by every definition. so yesterday they invited a bunch of his and her friendses to come over for a "cookout". no fucking food. cover stayed on the grill the entire time. eventually they ordered pizzas and some italian sangweeches. luckily my other boy brought some pastries. total classlessness. cigarettes all over the house, fucking vacuum and mop in the middle of the living room. anyway. towards the end of said "cookout" the groom and a few of us are in the living room chillin, watching the basketball game. wifey comes in and just unloads on him with the good ol American "oh, you're watching basketball while I'm cleaning. hun, can you, like, do something to help me?! laundry or clean or something?! oh and thanks for getting printer ink, now we cant print programs. great (storms off)". are you fucking kidding me? naturally, he slammed his entire scotch and ran along to do whatever she wanted. i woulda fucking choked her out in front of the entire party. kid's fucking dead already. dead at 29.

then the other kid who's already married in our crew skipped the party cause he "had to go to church" with his wife. kid never went to church before. faggot motherfucker. nice goddamn balls you pussy faggot.

oh, then my boy who we were out with the entire night gets a text from his long time GF (who left the party early) about some random shit she "found" on his laptop. guess she also "found" the cell phone he keeps on the side just for placing bets. "don't ever call me again" was her mature text.

christ allfucking mighty. and these kids just give up. pussy motherfucker american dudes i guess just come to terms at very early ages that marriage basically = eating shit as much as possible with a smile on your face so every now and then you're "allowed" to go golfing or hang with your boys.

fuck you yo motherfucking coward motherfuckers. grow some fucking balls, own your life, have the HARD MOTHERFUCKING COCK to go out and achieve as much happiness as we all deserve.

I didn't even have to read through half the first paragraph to realize that marriage is far from this dude's biggest problem lol.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Generally speaking most people aren't mature enough to handle their freedom responsibly. That tends to make it suck for everyone.