SublimeZM said:they would make it too comfortable.
gays are used to being uncomfortable in the buttock area, so they can sacrifice seating comfort for decorative good looks, us straight guys cant do that
yeah, but it takes them extra time cause they have to go home and ask their boyfriends for advice on each decisionnimbus said:can 'tops' be interior decorators?
SublimeZM said:yeah, but it takes them extra time cause they have to go home and ask their boyfriends for advice on each decision
push presses, db shoulders, some high rep- upright row, maybe some light high rep laterals, abs, calvs, tricepsnimbus said:phew.
what are you lifting today?
jnevin said:This isn't stirring up quite as much controversy as steeltittio's thread.
nimbus said:niggercunt puppykill cheatingonyou
Oceano said:nah, that shits for fags and women
jnevin said:I see where you're going with this, and I like it. Let's fight. I uh, had sex with someone you like. Like, like like.
Jerkfuckasspoopgollyface.
nimbus said:yea, well i'm gay. so you just had sex with a GUY. fag.
cumslurpingautisticpigwithoutanimmunesystem
jnevin said:Well, this just backfired worse than the time I went ass on a girl, pulled out and got splattered with a huge turd.
J/K that never happened to me. I heard some guys talking about it in a bar and i threw up in my glass. So, it worked out about as well as that too.
necrofeltchinglepercolonycunnilingusdoucheqweef
nimbus said:i bet you drank it anyway you fucking lush
doublefistedasscoptermunchausenbyproxy
jnevin said:Negative, but here's a true story. I bartended at a club out here when I first moved here. One of our drink specials was long island teas in 32 oz cups. Big tip = strong drink. Anyhoo, at the end of the night when we'd be cleaning, sometimes we'd come across a warm 32 oz cup, which we'd just throw away. So I'm walking around with a bus tub and came across a warm one. I put the tub down, turn around to grab the puke cup, and some guy drunk off his ass comes up and says it's his. I'm like no dude, seriously no. (I'm gagging as I type this, BTW) So he grabs the cup and pounds it. It was running out the corners of his mouth, just so bad. He finished the thing and handed the cup back to me. I threw it away and ran to the walk in and put my face right up at the fan so I wouldn't throw up.
My eyes are red right now because I almost threw up twice reliving that.
This page contains mature content. By continuing, you confirm you are over 18 and agree to our TOS and User Agreement.
Please Scroll Down to See Forums Below 














