Should I or shouldnt I?

[Bullit]

The Background:
I have 1 hour until work ends.
Then its a 15 min walk home.
I think I can hold it in.

The Question:
Should I shit at work or wait until I get home?
Its poking its head out, but I keep sucking it back in. I think I can hold out.

Please Vote.

 

[buttplug]

Do it now. 10 extra points if you spread it all over the walls.

 

[Bullit]

I like the solitude of home.

I have to concentrate to get the job done properly... mostly about planes dropping bombs, dump trucks, and soft serve ice cream.

 

[MarthaStewart]

you must be joking.

ALWAYS shit at work.

fuck, they pay you to do that.

 

[supersizeme]

I'd let it go immediately upon leaving the building so that it could gradually fall out of your pants legs, and you'd have a clear cut path to follow back to work if you needed to get back there for any reason. Don't say minotaurs never taught you nothing.

 

[Bullit]

In 20min I will consult the poll results and act accordingly.

 

[tiger88]

just dotnt shit your pants

 

[molnii]

blow up the bathroom in work.....

 

[Scarlett33]

do it at work!

 

[MarthaStewart]

I LOVE shitting at work.
People are always like "Holy CHRIST what IS that?!" and I always shrug and then suggest it was probably one of the smaller secretaries that did it since they were the ones that I saw in there most recently.

The best to do, if you are in a public place and feel kind of vulnerable - is to get rid of everyone around you.
Drop the pants once in the stall, then just start screaming as if you have a hot poker tearing its way out of your belly via the easiest route - your ass.
Claw at the walls, kick the door, take a shoe off and toss it over the stall wall.
Start choking and then make puking sounds too.

I assure you that you will have the place to yourself in seconds flat.

 

[Bullit]

Damn... I'm not liking the direction the numbers are pointing... but I'll do as the EF masses direct.

11 min until decision time.

 

[MarthaStewart]

If you can pull it off, stay around a little later and act like you are pulling an all nighter or something.

Once everyone has left, then go into the kitchen and take your time. take those pants down and enjoy it.
back your ass up to the kitchen sink and put your hands on the edge.
Heft yourself up there and just plop your ass down, feeling that nice cold drain against your ass.

Then just fill up that sink with your magic.

After you are done, clean up as much as you feel you need and then head home.

The people that come in to make coffee in the morning will worship you like a god.

 

[Bullit]

Fuck.
Work it is.

 

[perkele]

just dotnt shit your pants

take someone else's pants and then drop the bomb