Shop smart, shop S-Mart

[jnuts]

Quotes from Army of Darkness


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Ash: Shop smart, shop S-mart!

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Ash about his shotgun: This ... is my BOOM STICK!!!

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Ash: You ain't leadin' but two things right now. Jack and Shit. And Jack left town.

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[The girl wants to apologize to Ash]
Ash: First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow.

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Ash to the Witch: Yo, she-bitch! Let's go!

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Ash: Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand things with alloys and compositions and things with ... molecular structures.

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[Upon getting the powered glove in place of his right hand]
Ash: Groovy.

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[In a passionate moment of romance]
Ash: Gimme some sugar, baby.

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Ash: Clatto Verata Nicto.
Wise man: Again.
Ash: Clatto Verata Nicto.
Wise man: Again.
Ash: Look, I know your damn words!

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[After shooting Bad Ash]
American Version Good Ash to Bad Ash: Good... Bad... I'm the guy with the gun.
Japanese Version Good Ash to Bad Ash: I ain't that good.

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Ash: Clatu Verata N... N... it's an 'N' word. N... N... It's definitely an "N" word!

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King Arthur: Are all men from the future loud-mouthed braggarts?
Ash: Nope. Just me baby... Just me.

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[As undead Ash kneels triumphant on catapult]
Ash: Buckle up Bonehead. 'Cos you're goin' for a ride!

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Demon Lady: I'll swallow your soul!
Ash: Come get some.

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[Last line]
Ash: Hail to the king, baby.

 

[rushx79]

evil dead two is also great.

 

[NWinters]

Hey, she bitch.... Ahhhhhh, that movie is soothing in a sick sort of way!!!!

 

[TheProject]

"Lady, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave the store."

"Who the hell are you?!?"

"Name's Ash. Housewares."

 

[hardrock]

Danzel- What about all those things you said lastnight.

Ash- Thats just what we like to call pillow talk baby.

 

[TheProject]

 

[jestros]

I love those movies. Classic.