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Our new receptionist uses the word "brang". Constantly. There's no way in hell I say brought as often as this girl says brang. Her nickname from me (well not to her face) is Brang.

Anyhow, Brang got a new puppy last night and ALL I've heard all morning is how she brang the dog here and then brang the dog there. lol
 
Ohh I thought that was a telephone. briang! briang!

At least she doesnt use ax. "I went to the vet to ax him a question when i brang my puppy in"

ACK!!!
 
this guy i work with got a new puppy and its wierd. he comes in to work complaining about not getting enough sleep because the puppy wanted to play and kept he awake all morning.

im like wtf. its not a newborn baby. throw the little bastard in the garage.
 
hamstershaver said:
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She has a calandar on her desk and marks off the days until her bf gets out of jail for assault. He beat the hell out of some kid last summer and the kid almost died. She always has a glorious tale of trashiness to tell.
 
Raina said:
She has a calandar on her desk and marks off the days until her bf gets out of jail for assault. He beat the hell out of some kid last summer and the kid almost died. She always has a glorious tale of trashiness to tell.

Got to love PWT!!! (Poor White Trash!)
 
that drives me friggin crazy. that and people who say shit like "more faster" and "more bigger"

my traps visibly grow knots in them when i hear that sort of goodest english
 
Her dad got killed in a store robbery when she was a baby. Her mom died of cancer when she was around 11. I feel kind of bad for her because she's been with her bf since she was around 13 and has lived with his family ever since. She's 22 now. He's always in and out of jail but I think that's just normal to her.

She works really hard. She just says brang a lot and tells me stories about waking up to people robbing her house and using a taser on her. Every day I sit here thinking "wtf" as she rambles on and on to me.
 
She'd be hot if she dropped 15 pounds. Her hair is amazing. It's curly and super healthy and down to her butt.
 
Raina said:
Her dad got killed in a store robbery when she was a baby. Her mom died of cancer when she was around 11. I feel kind of bad for her because she's been with her bf since she was around 13 and has lived with his family ever since. She's 22 now. He's always in and out of jail but I think that's just normal to her.

She works really hard. She just says brang a lot and tells me stories about waking up to people robbing her house and using a taser on her. Every day I sit here thinking "wtf" as she rambles on and on to me.
I would sit there and ignore her and say "mmhmmm, yep,wow" to every thing that she says....
 
Nope she's just a cute little white girl. She's put on 10-15 pounds since starting here. I'm guessing it's because she hasn't learned to stay out of the constant supply of candy, cookies, donuts, and other assorted office shit food.

I'm nice to her. If she didn't work hard I wouldn't be. "Brang" just hurts my head to hear. lol
 
We've got an older fellow at work that rapes the english language on a constant basis. A few choice examples: radiance=radius, cross tires=cross ties, ribot=rivot, colyum=column, fount=found, show nuff=sure enough, and my favorite is worser=real bad(I guess). He said he had to canclel his presription to Readers Digest magazine.Not only that, lately, he's been making sentences w/ everything plural. "So I goes to my truck and I finds my light. Then I gets my hat." WTF :rolleyes: ? Mind you, I'm done here in the south. It used to drive me nuts. Now we just laugh at his ass. Not too long ago we started a list of all his jargon. We're constantly adding to it.
 
Raina said:
Her dad got killed in a store robbery when she was a baby. Her mom died of cancer when she was around 11. I feel kind of bad for her because she's been with her bf since she was around 13 and has lived with his family ever since. She's 22 now. He's always in and out of jail but I think that's just normal to her.

this sounds like the life story of my last gf. what a mental case.
 
Raina said:
Our new receptionist uses the word "brang". Constantly. There's no way in hell I say brought as often as this girl says brang. Her nickname from me (well not to her face) is Brang.

Anyhow, Brang got a new puppy last night and ALL I've heard all morning is how she brang the dog here and then brang the dog there. lol
lol,its called karma
 
Raina said:
Her dad got killed in a store robbery when she was a baby. Her mom died of cancer when she was around 11. I feel kind of bad for her because she's been with her bf since she was around 13 and has lived with his family ever since. She's 22 now. He's always in and out of jail but I think that's just normal to her.

She works really hard. She just says brang a lot and tells me stories about waking up to people robbing her house and using a taser on her. Every day I sit here thinking "wtf" as she rambles on and on to me.
Are you SURE she isn't shitting you?

I remember when I was younger, I kept telling this chick at my work that my Dad taught me Thai Boxing like in Kick Boxer. "Yeah, he used to make me kick small trees and stuff. Sometimes, we had to fight with gloves dipped in glass. Is was pretty dangerous..."

"Really?"

"Wanna have sex?"

You get the idea.
 
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