shoot me in the face, i had a racheal....lol sorta date

[binö]

^^^^ this, story is legit but the skeet 4x part, ruling on the field stands, the OP is downed by bullshit

u had to be skulfucking her out the ears to nut on a third round from head, period

haha bro, it's no lie, been joosing, recovery period is next to nothing.
no shit, sometimes i can blow it and be right back in the game, zero down time.
don't get mad

 

[hurricane]

you're a kind bro!

after 1 nut, im already looking for an excuse to push them out the door

 

[just...v]

What do you tell your husband?

I have never been married, bro. On the first date I certainly wouldn't be bringing up menstruation. But then again I have never done the non sechual oral "handshake" on the first date either, so I don't know what I would say. What a chick would tell a guy would depend on how she thinks he would react. There are men out there that prefer to think that women have zero bodily functions.

 

[puddlemonkey]

There are men out there that prefer to think that women have zero bodily functions.

Not quite, they tinkle but that's it.

 

[ceo]

But then again I have never done the non sechual oral "handshake" on the first date either...

I call bullshit.

I bet you'll do that and more come February on your first date with SB though, won't you?

Or will you do it before the actual first date?

LOL! You don't need to lie to me. The rest of these bros may judge you as a whore, but I don't have that double standard. You want to suck a guy's dick as soon as you meet him, fuckin great with me. I've met girls that I'd just as soon fuck em before saying a word to them, but I think they call that rape usually.

 

[hurricane]

I call bullshit.

I bet you'll do that and more come February on your first date with SB though, won't you?

Or will you do it before the actual first date?

LOL! You don't need to lie to me. The rest of these bros may judge you as a whore, but I don't have that double standard. You want to suck a guy's dick as soon as you meet him, fuckin great with me. I've met girls that I'd just as soon fuck em before saying a word to them, but I think they call that rape usually.

every woman says they never did that on the 1st date bor..and when they do it with u.. it was their FIRST time doing it ever ! lol

just like if u ask them how many guys they banged.. they tell u how many boyfriends they had in their lifetime

women's answers are scripted and cant be taken seriously..

 

[-SD-]

If I had a dollar for everytime a chick said shes "never done something until now", i would own oprah

 

[ceo]

I know. Every time I heard, "I never do this." I always said, "yeah, me neither."

LOL! I would've been fine if any of them would have said they did it every other weekend...hell I was too.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

I have given oral and not wanted anything in return most of the time cause I was on the rag sometimes though cause I wanted an up close look at the goods if I didn't choke on it or gag a bit over the course of the blow job its not worth putting in my other orfus.

 

[just...v]

I didn't say I would never, I said I have never done it on the first date before. And why would I lie about that? There are lots of people who judge me based on my crush on SB and I'm still honest about that. I've said that I watch porn and that I would have sex with a dude with a 12 inch dick and you boys think I'm worried about being looked at like a whore? Lol, uh...no, I was not telling lies.

Uh, and I don't think a woman wanting sex on the first date makes her a whore. Men can have sex on the first date and they are studs but a woman that does the same thing is lower than dirt? I call bullshit on that.