Shnoodling

[Dunk]

Shnoodling is when 2 dudes touch mushroom tips eye to eye. One penis is circumcised and the other isnt.

The uncircumcised penis then takes his extra foreskin and slides it back and forth transfering over to the opposite touching circumcised penis for a simul-jerk.

If you had some movement. You like the caulk.

 

[H_T_]

thanks, Hans. ankle deep in that Euro-porn, aye?

 

[heatherrae]

 

[pintoca]

how did you happen to come across this tidbit of trivia?

 

[Frisky]

I worry about you for even thinking of such a thing sugar... wanna talk... I'm here for ya.

 

[H_T_]

don't roll your eyes at me, Scarlett. i will slap the taste out of your mouth.

 

[heatherrae]

don't roll your eyes at me, Scarlett. i will slap the taste out of your mouth.

Was rolling my eyes at the caulk rubber that started the thread, Rhett.

 

[feisty11975]

hahahaha and ewwwwww


Hi Dunk!

 

[Frisky]

don't roll your eyes at me, Scarlett. i will slap the taste out of your mouth.

I didn't get my pic link bitch... whats the problem? I'm not good enough? wtf

 

[heatherrae]

I didn't get my pic link bitch... whats the problem? I'm not good enough? wtf

I will second this. I want to see you in all your white bread glory. lol.

 

[Dunk]

Everyone needs to stfu for a sec. Seriously.

"felching"

Sucking the cum out of the ass that was just fucked. Be man or woman.

 

[H_T_]

alright, y'all jus' simmah dahn nah. you'll get your porn. i'm still recovering from this early week.

 

[Frisky]

Everyone needs to stfu for a sec. Seriously.

"felching"

Sucking the cum out of the ass that was just fucked. Be man or woman.

have you ever licked an ass? Did you enjoy it... did he enjoy it?

 

[heatherrae]

have you ever licked an ass? Did you enjoy it... did he enjoy it?

 

[H_T_]

Western Grip- When jerking off, turn your hand around, so

that your thumb is facing towards you. It is the same grip that rodeo folks use. Hence, western.

 

[Frisky]

Western Grip- When jerking off, turn your hand around, so

that your thumb is facing towards you. It is the same grip that rodeo folks use. Hence, western.

well dude... my boy does NOT jerk off that way so, this is a myth

LOL

hell... he never jerks off, I do it for him and I don't jerk him that way.

So in a nutshell... its still a myth.

Myth busters 101

 

[Nathan]

Everyone needs to stfu for a sec. Seriously.

"felching"

Sucking the cum out of the ass that was just fucked. Be man or woman.

lmao. What was th other one? Oh yeah. Frottage = two nude dudes rubbing up against each otehr to get off. Ew gross.

 

[H_T_]

well dude... my boy does NOT jerk off that way so, this is a myth

LOL

hell... he never jerks off, I do it for him and I don't jerk him that way.

So in a nutshell... its still a myth.

Myth busters 101

let me know when you want to sleep with a man.

 

[AAP]

lmao. What was th other one? Oh yeah. Frottage = two nude dudes rubbing up against each otehr to get off. Ew gross.

Yeah. Ain't that some shit? If you gonna get nude and touch each other might as fuck and be done with it.

 

[Dunk]

lmao. What was th other one? Oh yeah. Frottage = two nude dudes rubbing up against each otehr to get off. Ew gross.

salseech on salseech

 

[bran987]

always wondered what that was called

 

[Frisky]

let me know when you want to sleep with a man.

'sleep'

key word here

 

[H_T_]

The Flying Camel - A personal favorite. As she is lying on her back and you are hammering her from your knees, you carefully balance yourself without using your arms to prop yourself up. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a long, shrieking howl, much like a coyote. Strictly a class move.

 

[heatherrae]

The Philadelphia Flying F*&+: The girl hold herself up on a chin up type bar and bounces up and down on a guys lap. =-)

 

[H_T_]

The Philadelphia Flying F*&+: The girl hold herself up on a chin up type bar and bounces up and down on a guys lap. =-)

you should be able to do that without holding onto something. i bet none of these "fit" chicks can do that for more than 30 seconds.

 

[feisty11975]

you should be able to do that without holding onto something. i bet none of these "fit" chicks can do that for more than 30 seconds.

ou ou ou I can!!!!!!

 

[Nathan]

you should be able to do that without holding onto something. i bet none of these "fit" chicks can do that for more than 30 seconds.

Mother fucker I wish I had one of those for every time some dumb bitch asked me to hold her in the air while standing and fuck her. It's like fuck off, do you have any idea how fast that gets tiring? All the blood runs out of my groin and into my forearms. Let's see how you like it....

 

[H_T_]

ou ou ou I can!!!!!!

pfff. prove it.

 

[Frisky]

The Flying Camel - A personal favorite. As she is lying on her back and you are hammering her from your knees, you carefully balance yourself without using your arms to prop yourself up. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a long, shrieking howl, much like a coyote. Strictly a class move.

I think i would have to laugh if someone were howling like a coyote

 

[H_T_]

I think i would have to laugh if someone were howling like a coyote

Tuna Melt - You're down on a chick lapping away and
discover that it just happens to be the time of the month. By no means do you stop though. When the whale spews, tartar sauce with a hint of raspberry smothers your face.

 

[reno240]

Alaskan Pipeline - One produces a sizeable #2, then it's frozen, it's then shoved in the backside of one's partner. (male or female)

 

[Dunk]

Alaskan Pipeline - One produces a sizeable #2, then it's frozen, it's then shoved in the backside of one's partner. (male or female)

OMFG HOT

 

[feisty11975]

Alaskan Pipeline - One produces a sizeable #2, then it's frozen, it's then shoved in the backside of one's partner. (male or female)

OMG that is GROSS!!!

 

[H_T_]

i think that could easily be the sickest fucking thing ever posted on the internet.

 

[Frisky]

Tuna Melt - You're down on a chick lapping away and
discover that it just happens to be the time of the month. By no means do you stop though. When the whale spews, tartar sauce with a hint of raspberry smothers your face.

I just threw up in my mouth...

thanks bitch

that is disgusting LOL

 

[H_T_]

I just threw up in my mouth...

thanks bitch

that is disgusting LOL

and i would do that for you, just so you know....

 

[Frisky]

and i would do that for you, just so you know....

Even during the red flood? Well hell....

 

[H_T_]

Even during the red flood? Well hell....

just call me Moses. i have parted the Red Sea many times.....

 

[HumorMe]

Alaskan Pipeline - One produces a sizeable #2, then it's frozen, it's then shoved in the backside of one's partner. (male or female)

WTF?

 

[stilleto]

now we know what dunk's been busy doing...

 

[Frisky]

just call me Moses. i have parted the Red Sea many times.....

I commend you for that... well damn... LOL

 

[heatherrae]

you should be able to do that without holding onto something. i bet none of these "fit" chicks can do that for more than 30 seconds.

your feet etc are not on the ground. You are sort of chin upping to bounce.

 

[AAP]

now we know what dunk's been busy doing...

Receiving Alaskan Pipelines?

 

[Nathan]

lmao @ the Alaskan pipeline.

 

[SoreArms]

who wants a chilidog?