She lied about her looks, on Eharmony.....scary

[galaxy]

I posted my pics on face the jury a few years ago and I would have to say I got as many matches from men as I did women.

And more than a few of the girls I know were using fake pics.

 

[Island Son]

So anyway, a she said a couple of days ago she use to be a runway model..

So after the damn photo, I emailed her back and said where did you use to be a runway model, the damn airport/.. frightening

lol you're on a roll. practicing a standup routine?
I'm using that line

 

[Bobbie Sue]

I just got another alert for a match via Eharmony.... oohhh wait false alarm ...... its a guy dressed up like a girl ..WTF....

It's been great while it lasted, but I'm out...could never compete with something like that... go for it Big Daddy...go get yourself some of that prime meat.

 

[Jimsbbc]

Its all bullshit. These fat desperate hogs would never post true pics of their big, fat asses. They never get any attention in real life, so why would they go through the same shit online? Real life hot babes don't need the internet to get dick lined up in a row. They have plenty foaming at the mouth for them all day wherever they go.

 

[velvett]

It says the file is to large.. ya no shit... how do I download?

the irony

 

[eat big]

She looks like a bus driver.

 

[heatherrae]

I just got another alert for a match via Eharmony.... oohhh wait false alarm ...... its a guy dressed up like a girl ..WTF....

Get off of eharmony sweetie. It is by far the WORST dating site! You can't just browse and choose people you like. they try to force people on you who you would never pick. Other sites are so much better, but people still lie sometimes.

That woman is beyond a mom. She looks old enough to be a grandma. She looks like a nice lady, but she did some serious lying to you.

 

[Smurfy]

She said she was 36 turns out shes 50.. she said she weighed 125 lbs... go figure.. she cant count .. shes off her age by 14 years and her weight by 200 so bless her heart...

rofl!!!

 

[Smurfy]

She looks like a bus driver.

rofllllll you aint lyin!

 

[SpyWizard]

she looks like a nice lady..

lets list some of the good things about her..

She's a damn good cook
She won't cheat on you
She has a job (someone is buying all that food)
She has all her own teeth for now (then you can get gum jobs)
Did i mention she can cook

whats bad... she's fat..

did i mention she can cook??