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Strongbow

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I shaved my head like a dumb ass and now it is fried. Sun burnt to hell and back. Any of you guys know of something other than aleo to ease the pain.
 
put some habeneros in the blender and then rub the past over ur head.
Thats about a smart as shaving my head. Ive done some dumb shit this is by far the dumbest to date.
 
lolol dont worry, there are a few people on this site that are FAR dumber than you.
Dude, seriously if you seen my freaking head you may change your mind. It is brite glowing red, with these cool ass white racing stripes where my shades were, and they tail off down the back of my neck where the band that holds the shades on was laying. Seriously screwed up bro.
 
Dude, seriously if you seen my freaking head you may change your mind. It is brite glowing red, with these cool ass white racing stripes where my shades were, and they tail off down the back of my neck where the band that holds the shades on was laying. Seriously screwed up bro.

lol, my condolences the next few days when u lay down to sleep
 
Dude, seriously if you seen my freaking head you may change your mind. It is brite glowing red, with these cool ass white racing stripes where my shades were, and they tail off down the back of my neck where the band that holds the shades on was laying. Seriously screwed up bro.

I think you just might earn your official redneck membership card yet.
 
another maing's jizz
it's the only cure
my friend told me
You are mistaken that regrows hair , it does not help sun burn. If you are balding that is the cure. Know a dude that swears by it. LOl
 
I think you just might earn your official redneck membership card yet.
LOL yea just maybe, I got my wife fired from work for whipping a doctors ass that was making shitty lil comments. I got pepper sprayed and all that shit, tore the waiting room at his office up with his ass thou. They didnt press charges against me so she wudn't file sexual harassment charges on him. But dude I beat his ass down, at two in the afternoon with the office full of people, this old lady kept screaming CALL 911 CALL 911 SUMBODY PLEASE CALL 911. Broke two ribs, his collar bone, fractured his eye socket and he now has to wear a partial where he used to have teeth. She didnt really get fired just was asked to resign and got paid an ass load of money for a severance package. I thought it was going to be my dumbest idea yet, but it turned out way better than this shaved head shit.
 
LOL yea just maybe, I got my wife fired from work for whipping a doctors ass that was making shitty lil comments. I got pepper sprayed and all that shit, tore the waiting room at his office up with his ass thou. They didnt press charges against me so she wudn't file sexual harassment charges on him. But dude I beat his ass down, at two in the afternoon with the office full of people, this old lady kept screaming CALL 911 CALL 911 SUMBODY PLEASE CALL 911. Broke two ribs, his collar bone, fractured his eye socket and he now has to wear a partial where he used to have teeth. She didnt really get fired just was asked to resign and got paid an ass load of money for a severance package. I thought it was going to be my dumbest idea yet, but it turned out way better than this shaved head shit.

fuck rob are you serious, you beat a docs ass in his waiting room

everytime i see you post you are dancin with some motherfucker
 
fuck rob are you serious, you beat a docs ass in his waiting room

everytime i see you post you are dancin with some motherfucker
Naw not everytime dude. Shit just seems to find me and I definately havent learned to turn the other cheek yet. My wife came home crying and I flipped the F out bro. Seriously beat his ass in his waiting room. The ambulance took his ass away, he seen no patients for 3 weeks. I'm a damn psycho when I get pissed, prolly gonna get shot one day, but what the hell. I just aint gonna back down from nobody. When somebody screws with my family bro, I take no prisoners
 
Naw not everytime dude. Shit just seems to find me and I definately havent learned to turn the other cheek yet. My wife came home crying and I flipped the F out bro. Seriously beat his ass in his waiting room. The ambulance took his ass away, he seen no patients for 3 weeks. I'm a damn psycho when I get pissed, prolly gonna get shot one day, but what the hell. I just aint gonna back down from nobody. When somebody screws with my family bro, I take no prisoners

in all seriousness you should probably be laying low for a while because any doctor that gets an ass beating in his own office is going to get the law involved on your ass. im sure you know doctors have good attorneys
 
in all seriousness you should probably be laying low for a while because any doctor that gets an ass beating in his own office is going to get the law involved on your ass. im sure you know doctors have good attorneys
Naw he was more scared about her filing charges on his ass, as was his wife. His wife said he got what he deserved and there would be no charges pressed against me. She actually came to the police station and told them to let me go. But lay low I will do, thats why Im at home on Saturday night playing with the computer. I am a pretty laid back guy beleive it or not, I just got a hair trigger. I really aint some guy that goes around looking for shit, always seems to be some dip shit that wants to try me out thou. My wife is a very attractive women and that mixed with my temper is not a good thing. I really am not a red neck at all, but I live among a bunch of them and yall know how red necks are, I just put them in their place when I have to.
 
rub Ben Gay on your head
Yea it works great on groin pulls too. Been there and done that. Thanks for that great idea thou.
 
Naw he was more scared about her filing charges on his ass, as was his wife. His wife said he got what he deserved and there would be no charges pressed against me. She actually came to the police station and told them to let me go. But lay low I will do, thats why Im at home on Saturday night playing with the computer. I am a pretty laid back guy beleive it or not, I just got a hair trigger. I really aint some guy that goes around looking for shit, always seems to be some dip shit that wants to try me out thou. My wife is a very attractive women and that mixed with my temper is not a good thing. I really am not a red neck at all, but I live among a bunch of them and yall know how red necks are, I just put them in their place when I have to.

lol dude if you have a hair trigger and a temper and beat a docs ass in his office then that does not = a laid back dude
its ok dude, not everyone in the world can be laid back and chill like ariel or some damn shit
 
there are gels that have lidocain in them. then when it starts itching like hell get some of the benadril spray
Now there is a good idea, Thanks for the concerned reply bro, I will try that out.
 
lol dude if you have a hair trigger and a temper and beat a docs ass in his office then that does not = a laid back dude
its ok dude, not everyone in the world can be laid back and chill like ariel or some damn shit
My father was a Marine Corp Col, I was just raised to never back down, be a man at all costs and suffer the out come of your actions. Fighting does not make one a man, I know, but what else could I have done in that situation. She had been working in the hospital with this ass hole constantly at her when he made his rounds and shit and I did let it slide for awhile, even told him personally if he kept up with his shit I was coming for him. When she came home from work crying about it, cause she couldnt stand it any longer I handled it the only way I knew how. Fighting doesnt solve everything but it damn sure gets your point across in a situatuion like this. But its been a couple months now and the talk around town has kinda died down about it now. I just hope that the idiot thinks about what I give him the next time he decides to harass somebody els's wife.
 
strongbow is gonna end up getting pwned hard just look all the other tough guys in the cemetary
you seem like a good bro, but your type always gets served sooner or later.
sure you know this
 
strongbow is gonna end up getting pwned hard just look all the other tough guys in the cemetary
you seem like a good bro, but your type always gets served sooner or later.
sure you know this

yea im thinking someone retaliates with some sort of ammunition involved. or he starts to dance with the wrong bor who already has a gun and gets shot.
 
strongbow is gonna end up getting pwned hard just look all the other tough guys in the cemetary
you seem like a good bro, but your type always gets served sooner or later.
sure you know this

getting beat down by this dude must've been made 10 times worse by how stupid he looks with his burnt head and stripes from his sunglasses.
 
strongbow is gonna end up getting pwned hard just look all the other tough guys in the cemetary
you seem like a good bro, but your type always gets served sooner or later.
sure you know this
I know the type your talking about and that aint me. I just dont listen to a lot of shit. And yea your right some body is eventually gonna shot my ass. But what could I have done diffrently with that BS, I mean would you have let somebody get away with shit like that if it had been your lady? I seriously do not go looking for this crap, but I have learned that there is a lot less shit to get into if your ass is at home, which is where I will be from now on. But tough guy I definately am not, do not even carry myself that way.
 
getting beat down by this dude must've been made 10 times worse by how stupid he looks with his burnt head and stripes from his sunglasses.
HAhAHAHAHAAHAHA real funny, bro.
 
tell wife to get another job, sometimes thats the only way. especially when dealing with powerful prick docs.
 
tell wife to get another job, sometimes thats the only way. especially when dealing with powerful prick docs.
Yea she already has another job, so hopefully it will not be a problem any longer. I know that this particular doc will not be bothering her any more. So I can lay low for now.
 
Try soaking your head in green tea if you can. Guys who work in construction and are often sun burnt have made mention of this working to ease the damage and pain. I'm not sure if it works though.
 
my mother's old treatment was a sponge bath in tomato juice. sounds strange but it did work.
 
my mother's old treatment was a sponge bath in tomato juice. sounds strange but it did work.
I have heard that one before, lot of people swear by it. I made it thru the weekend, so its all but over with now. I will wash my head with SPF 2000000, till my hair grows back. Thanks for the suggestion.
 
i've been topless for over 8 years; i still lube up with sunblock when i know i will be outside during peak sun hours. i have hats stashed everywhere, lol.
 
i've been topless for over 8 years; i still lube up with sunblock when i know i will be outside during peak sun hours. i have hats stashed everywhere, lol.
I just tried out at the suggestion of a friend. It aint bad, but being a bald newbie, I was not prepared for the all day in the sun I got on Saturday. One my friends asked me at some point during the day if I wanted to borrow his hat, never clicked with me that my damn head was being scorched. I learned my lesson and now I will just wait for my hair to grow back, if it will grow back after the 3rd degree burns, LOL.
 
I'd keep my head on a swivel if I were you, strongbow. Doctors have money, and people with money can easily pay professionals to even scores for them. If he feels like he had it coming, you're in the clear. But if he's bitter and wants to get even, you might be in for a world of hurt...or worse.
 
the only cure for pain when you are a bald headed bodybuilder is to get yourself at least 17 similar, yet different, thermal graphic tees (preferably affliction). the more skulls, swords and short phrases (such as "love is pain"), the higher the pain reducing qualities. best of luck bro.
 
I'd keep my head on a swivel if I were you, strongbow. Doctors have money, and people with money can easily pay professionals to even scores for them. If he feels like he had it coming, you're in the clear. But if he's bitter and wants to get even, you might be in for a world of hurt...or worse.
Yea well all I can say is he had better pay somebody cause his punk ass, sure as hell would never stand a chance at being a man a doing his dirty work himself. The prick called me a couple of weeks after the meeting between my foot and his ass and apologized said he was out of line with his comments to my wife and that he deserved his ass whooping. You guys don't get it twisted I don't live in NYC, where I am from the doctors are more like glorified vets. THey are not filfthy rich, with mob connections. This prick prolly don't make much more annually than I do, so I am not really worried too much about some sorta of comeback. I know I wear the label of hot head every where I go, but I dont start no shit with nobody and I don't side step no shit when it gets started, if that makes me a hot head, then so be it. Having balls enough to take up for my own might not be politically correct these days, but then look at the kinda shit we have in politics. Thanks for your concern, bro, but I think I'm gonna be ok.
 
Naw he was more scared about her filing charges on his ass, as was his wife. His wife said he got what he deserved and there would be no charges pressed against me. She actually came to the police station and told them to let me go. But lay low I will do, thats why Im at home on Saturday night playing with the computer. I am a pretty laid back guy beleive it or not, I just got a hair trigger. I really aint some guy that goes around looking for shit, always seems to be some dip shit that wants to try me out thou. My wife is a very attractive women and that mixed with my temper is not a good thing. I really am not a red neck at all, but I live among a bunch of them and yall know how red necks are, I just put them in their place when I have to.

you are making this up.

they dont let violent criminals out of jail, because the victims wife asks them to..
 
you are making this up.

they dont let violent criminals out of jail, because the victims wife asks them to..
Mind your buisness, if the victim doesn't press charges then there has not been a crime. I don't make shit up or call BS on everything that others have going on. Why don't you get some excitement in your life.
 
Mind your buisness, if the victim doesn't press charges then there has not been a crime. I don't make shit up or call BS on everything that others have going on. Why don't you get some excitement in your life.

relax bro, i just think you are lying. im not attacking you, personally. just the details of your story.

Assault Investigation & Charges

"Can I Drop The Charge?

No. If there is evidence of an assault, the police have to lay charges, and proceed with them. The decision whether to lay charges is not yours, but is made by the police in consultation with the Crown Prosecutor. This is true even if you ask them to drop the charges or say you would rather get a peace bond than have the charges laid. This is done to prevent the accused person from pressuring you into dropping the charges.

Once the police lay the charges, they consult with the Crown Prosecutor about the case. The Crown Prosecutor reviews the case and decides whether there is enough evidence to take to court. If the Crown thinks there isn't, they may decide to withdraw the charges. If there is, they will proceed to court, even if you do not wish them to do so. "
 
relax bro, i just think you are lying. im not attacking you, personally. just the details of your story.

Assault Investigation & Charges

"Can I Drop The Charge?

No. If there is evidence of an assault, the police have to lay charges, and proceed with them. The decision whether to lay charges is not yours, but is made by the police in consultation with the Crown Prosecutor. This is true even if you ask them to drop the charges or say you would rather get a peace bond than have the charges laid. This is done to prevent the accused person from pressuring you into dropping the charges.

Once the police lay the charges, they consult with the Crown Prosecutor about the case. The Crown Prosecutor reviews the case and decides whether there is enough evidence to take to court. If the Crown thinks there isn't, they may decide to withdraw the charges. If there is, they will proceed to court, even if you do not wish them to do so. "
Like I said I live in a small town where everyone knows everyone, including law enforcement. Could care less if you beleive it or not, BRO. Your new AVI looks much better by the way, you must be hitting it hard.:verygood:
 
Pwnt by a youngster. Again.
Really now, don't you have something better to do, or you gonna sit on the sideline and pour gas on this shit again???
 
Like I said I live in a small town where everyone knows everyone, including law enforcement. Could care less if you beleive it or not, BRO. Your new AVI looks much better by the way, you must be hitting it hard.:verygood:

lol

Small towns have no law because everyone knows everyone. You watch too much TV.
 
Shaving the head can be fun, but you have to wear a cap outdoors.
 
Hey Cletus, you're the one that said it.
Yea I know LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO you dudes crack me up. This is my attempt to not be hot headed. The shit happened bro, just like I said it did, if you a Sub dont beleive it thats you and Sub. Let me ask you this question thou, If your lady comes home crying about some prick constantly commenting on the things he would like to do to her, What would you have done?? Take into mind now, I already told the cock sucker one time to chill out. WHat do you do JNEV, you let it slide once more or do you go ape shit and handle it?
 
Yea I know LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO you dudes crack me up. This is my attempt to not be hot headed. The shit happened bro, just like I said it did, if you a Sub dont beleive it thats you and Sub. Let me ask you this question thou, If your lady comes home crying about some prick constantly commenting on the things he would like to do to her, What would you have done?? Take into mind now, I already told the cock sucker one time to chill out. WHat do you do JNEV, you let it slide once more or do you go ape shit and handle it?

Well I'd handle it realistically and if I talked about it I'd tell the truth.
 
Let me ask you this question thou, If your lady comes home crying about some prick constantly commenting on the things he would like to do to her, What would you have done?? Take into mind now, I already told the cock sucker one time to chill out. WHat do you do JNEV, you let it slide once more or do you go ape shit and handle it?

Lol, wait, so you apparently beat up a doctor based solely on the grounds that she told you he was being verbally nasty to her?! :FRlol:
 
Well I'd handle it realistically and if I talked about it I'd tell the truth.
I'm sure you would bro, hope your girl never has to find out how you would handle it.
 
Lol, wait, so you apparently beat up a doctor based solely on the grounds that she told you he was being verbally nasty to her?! :FRlol:


the perv told her to spread her legs, she started crying and ran home to hubby, who beat ass.

turned out it was her OBGYN.

since they were good brols, he dropped the charges.

he told the story at the next AA meeting, where the sherrif, the doctor and he all recieved free drinks and laughs from the rest of the winners circle
 
Yea I know LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO you dudes crack me up. This is my attempt to not be hot headed. The shit happened bro, just like I said it did, if you a Sub dont beleive it thats you and Sub. Let me ask you this question thou, If your lady comes home crying about some prick constantly commenting on the things he would like to do to her, What would you have done?? Take into mind now, I already told the cock sucker one time to chill out. WHat do you do JNEV, you let it slide once more or do you go ape shit and handle it?

And just think, you and wifey could've had that doctor working for you to pay for your early retirement if you'd just had her press charges instead of beating his ass.

You evidently don't have kids. When and if you do I hope you'll think things through a bit differently. What does your Marine Col. dad think of your actions? Would he have done the same?
 
the perv told her to spread her legs, she started crying and ran home to hubby, who beat ass.

turned out it was her OBGYN.

since they were good brols, he dropped the charges.

he told the story at the next AA meeting, where the sherrif, the doctor and he all recieved free drinks and laughs from the rest of the winners circle
Your a real funny dude, you should really look at a carrer in comedy. If you ever get your act on the road, I'll be sure to come check you out.
 
And just think, you and wifey could've had that doctor working for you to pay for your early retirement if you'd just had her press charges instead of beating his ass.

You evidently don't have kids. When and if you do I hope you'll think things through a bit differently. What does your Marine Col. dad think of your actions? Would he have done the same?
I don't want or need the pricks money, his blood was far more pleasing to me than any amount of money, he could have had to fork out. Thing is my wife was not the first he had done this to, but hopefully after somebody put him in his place it will be the last. My father is dead (brain cancer), been dead for about 6 years now. And would he have approved of my actions, I would think he would have, and would he have done the same, like I know him it would have been far worse. He would prolly have beat my ass for not doing some permanant damage.
 
wow bro, first my physique, then my sense of humor, u really are full of compliments today :)
Your just a really funny guy with an awesome build, but really your new AVI shows you been doing your thing in the gym, good work dude. Damn I'm nice, that was really nice of me.
 
I don't want or need the pricks money, his blood was far more pleasing to me than any amount of money, he could have had to fork out. Thing is my wife was not the first he had done this to, but hopefully after somebody put him in his place it will be the last. My father is dead (brain cancer), been dead for about 6 years now. And would he have approved of my actions, I would think he would have, and would he have done the same, like I know him it would have been far worse. He would prolly have beat my ass for not doing some permanant damage.
you made that up too
 
you made that up too
Hahahaha LOL, I really wish that was made up. What you need a pic of the headstone, your a tuff cookie bro.
 
I was in the self checkout line holding a gallon of milk when he came at me. I dropped it when I had to hit him and the top came off. I threw my sneakers away because of it.
What did he come at you for, just some idiot gonna rush you, or somebody you knew?
 
What did he come at you for, just some idiot gonna rush you, or somebody you knew?

Well I was in the self checkout line and there was a lady in front of me. First come first serve thing. This guy was behind me and was drunk, I could smell the booze on his breath. So the next checkout thing became available and he just cut in front of the lady. She was nice and said "excuse me, but I was next". He said "fuck off cunt" and spit at her. It hit me and I asked him wtf his problem was. He came at me like he was going to hit me and I caught him with an uppercut on the chin and he just dropped. Bruised the fuck out of the tendon on my middle knuckle and it was swollen for weeks. He got arrested.
 
Well I was in the self checkout line and there was a lady in front of me. First come first serve thing. This guy was behind me and was drunk, I could smell the booze on his breath. So the next checkout thing became available and he just cut in front of the lady. She was nice and said "excuse me, but I was next". He said "fuck off cunt" and spit at her. It hit me and I asked him wtf his problem was. He came at me like he was going to hit me and I caught him with an uppercut on the chin and he just dropped. Bruised the fuck out of the tendon on my middle knuckle and it was swollen for weeks. He got arrested.
Good for you hope you broke his fucking jaw. See this is the kinda of shit that happens to me everywhere I go, if its not some asshole hitting on my wife, its some perv using profane language around my kids. I honestly bro aint some bad ass looking for a fight, I just find myself in situations like that all the time. Good for you thou on knocking the drunk on his ass.
 
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