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Shark week coming soon!

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Ok, I give up. I'm the only nerd here who likes shark week. I'm going to bed. Maybe all the people with jobs like shark week. They'll back me up in the morning.
 
Stefka said:
We both said we were going to sleep like half an hour ago. Is this shark week thread really keeping you up?
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Not really. I have to be to work in a few hours...I was just thinking of staying up and drinking coffee.

Now...if I'm staying up, boob pics please.
 
No, I really have to sleep before work now. Doing important things (thinking about shark week the whole time).
 
I'm on west coast time for the summer. I have plenty of sleep time.
But I'm sure you could find many shark week clips on youtube.
Boob pics for the best shark week clip.
Night.
 
i absolutely fucking love sharks/shark week. the crew of the u.s.s. indianapolis prayed they'd be found. unfortunately...... they were...DUN DUN DUNNNN
 
The Discovery Building is right across the street from my office. these pics were from last year's Shark Week. I will get way better ones this year. I found a better view.
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Smurfy said:
The Discovery Building is right across the street from my office. these pics were from last year's Shark Week. I will get way better ones this year. I found a better view.
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That is awesome.
 
i want to see the one about the military guys who were out on a survival raft and got attacked by sharks.
 
can someone post the time, date and channel this occurs on?

and is it a rerun each year or what?
 
AAP said:
can someone post the time, date and channel this occurs on?

and is it a rerun each year or what?
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Discovery Chanel, next week (I think? Stefka?), different each year. Plus this year is the 20th anniversary!!1!11!
 
Stefka said:
Anyone else love shark week?
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I lived in Nantucket, Ma when it first came out.
I used to go surfing all the time until I saw that show.
I landscaped down there and mowed Peter Benchley's lawn.
 
AAP said:
can someone post the time, date and channel this occurs on?

and is it a rerun each year or what?
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Discovery Channel.
July 29 - August 4.
New stuff - it should be good this year.
This is Shark Week's 20th anniversary.
 
they are showing sneak previews and in some cases just early episodes to Discovery On Demand. i just watched a gnarsick one on tiger sharks, fucking incredible
 
heatherrae said:
i want to see the one about the military guys who were out on a survival raft and got attacked by sharks.
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USS Indianapolis...the cruiser that delivered the atomic bomb....big scandal in which the Captain was blamed....
 
javaguru said:
USS Indianapolis...the cruiser that delivered the atomic bomb....big scandal in which the Captain was blamed....
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Isn't that what Robert Shaw based his "shark attack" speech on from Jaws..............that was a good one.
 
harmonica said:
Isn't that what Robert Shaw based his "shark attack" speech on from Jaws..............that was a good one.
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Yes.
You all must watch "Ocean of Fear."
Can you tell I'm getting excited?
 
Phaded said:
dude wtf is sharkweek
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Yeah, I gotta go with Phaded on this one. I've never heard of "shark week". Although I know this must be a very important event, as this thread has found its way into the Best Of Elite board.




:cow:
 
samoth said:
Yeah, I gotta go with Phaded on this one. I've never heard of "shark week". Although I know this must be a very important event, as this thread has found its way into the Best Of Elite board.




:cow:
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I was wondering how it got over there.
You must check it out next week.
How can you watch the Discovery Channel and not know about Shark Week?
It is pretty self-explanatory - a week of awesome shark shows.
 
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Stefka said:
I was wondering how it got over there.
You must check it out next week.
How can you watch the Discovery Channel and not know about Shark Week?
It is pretty self-explanatory - a week of awesome shark shows.
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The Discovery channel always seems to have shows about self-obvious or rather mundane topics (well, to me, at least). I find the History channel much, much more interesting -- the material seems new and exciting.

It's kinda wierd. I would think it'd be the other way around.
 
samoth said:
The Discovery channel always seems to have shows about self-obvious or rather mundane topics (well, to me, at least). I find the History channel much, much more interesting -- the material seems new and exciting.

It's kinda wierd. I would think it'd be the other way around.
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I like the History Channel.
But I like Shark Week more.
 
While swimming in the gulf a couple of years ago, a 10 foot shark tried to attack me and I punched it in the head, killing it instantly.. Working out pays off.
 
samoth said:
Yeah, I gotta go with Phaded on this one. I've never heard of "shark week". Although I know this must be a very important event, as this thread has found its way into the Best Of Elite board.

:cow:
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:D
 
http://youtube.com/watch?v=PHuOvRat7tc

"Ill have a Samuel jackson"
"It'll Get You drunk. You'll be fucking fat girls in No time"
"You might even fight a Nigga or two."
"No I cant stop yelin. That's how I talk. Ya aint never seen my movies. Deep Blue Sea. They ate me. A fuckin Shark ate me!""Yes they deserve to die and I hop they die in Hell."
 
Faizakafez said:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=PHuOvRat7tc

"Ill have a Samuel jackson"
"It'll Get You drunk. You'll be fucking fat girls in No time"
"You might even fight a Nigga or two."
"No I cant stop yelin. That's how I talk. Ya aint never seen my movies. Deep Blue Sea. They ate me. A fuckin Shark ate me!""Yes they deserve to die and I hop they die in Hell."
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bwahahahah
 
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Mavafanculo said:
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now that's fuckin good...............fuck the sharks...........that vid of the girl getting her leg bitten off by that great white made me cool on sharks for life............I'd have given anything to have a .50 and put it right through that fuckers brain...........maybe miss just a little so that it has to slowly die while it spirals into the depths. THere's a vid on youtube of a killer whale owning a great white.
 
But the end of "Ocean of Fear" is kind of weak.
"So Mr. I Saw All My Buddies Get Eaten By Sharks - how do you feel about sharks?"
 
Stefka said:
But the end of "Ocean of Fear" is kind of weak.
"So Mr. I Saw All My Buddies Get Eaten By Sharks - how do you feel about sharks?"
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Meh, the book I read in 4th grade about the incident was probably more interesting....shark week = overhyped. :)
 
I saw Jaws in the theatre when it opened. I sat in the front row. Scared the living hell outta me. We had an inground pool and I felt uncomfortable in that fucker for a week. Now when I go water skiing and there is that moment when your waiting for the boat to pull you outta the water??????.....even in a freshwater lake it scares the hell outta me. I'm ok in the ocean as long as I can have gear on and can see.....fuck that treading water at the top bullshit. I'm a puss.
 
Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte... just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. 13-footer. You know how you know that when you're in the water, Chief? You tell by looking from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn't know, was our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin', so we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know, it was kinda like old squares in the battle like you see in the calendar named "The Battle of Waterloo" and the idea was: shark comes to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the shark go away... but sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand. I know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday morning, Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boatswain's mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. Bobbed up, down in the water just like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist. Noon, the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us. He swung in low and he saw us... he was a young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper. Anyway, he saw us and he come in low and three hours later a big fat PBY comes down and starts to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened... waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went in the water; 316 men come out and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb
 
Smurfy said:
cute frogs!

I'll try to remember and get way better pics this year.
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Sorry I missed your original posting of these pics.
As to you getting better pics, Thx..


F'n Imageshack sucks..
 
HumanTarget said:
Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte... just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. 13-footer. You know how you know that when you're in the water, Chief? You tell by looking from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn't know, was our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin', so we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know, it was kinda like old squares in the battle like you see in the calendar named "The Battle of Waterloo" and the idea was: shark comes to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the shark go away... but sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand. I know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday morning, Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boatswain's mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. Bobbed up, down in the water just like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist. Noon, the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us. He swung in low and he saw us... he was a young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper. Anyway, he saw us and he come in low and three hours later a big fat PBY comes down and starts to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened... waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went in the water; 316 men come out and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb
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that show rocked!

all that thrashing and splashing doesn't scare sharks away. It attracts them. Bad idea! :worried:
 
harmonica said:
We're gonna need a bigger boat.
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Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad fish. Not like going down to the pond and chasing bluegills and tommycocks. This shark, swallow you whole. No shakin', no tenderizin', down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your tourists, put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's too many captains on this island. Ten thousand dollars for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing.
 
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