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names have been changed to protect the horny....
this IS a true story........
a couple of years ago my best friend in the whole wide world, frank, and his sexy, open minded, flexible wife, jan, came to the big sleazy for the holidays.
after an intense, rowdy, boozy night/morning carousing in the french quarter; all three of us wound up in my king sized bed together, with me in the middle.
a manage-a-twat was started.
jan passed out, frank and i got freaky together. lots of stroking and cuddeling took place during the rest of the night. anything more happened, i don't wanna know.
to this day (almost 3 years later), none of us have ever mentioned that night.
the three of us have NEVER gotten THAT shit-faced, stinkin' drunk together since that night.
this IS a true story........
a couple of years ago my best friend in the whole wide world, frank, and his sexy, open minded, flexible wife, jan, came to the big sleazy for the holidays.
after an intense, rowdy, boozy night/morning carousing in the french quarter; all three of us wound up in my king sized bed together, with me in the middle.
a manage-a-twat was started.
jan passed out, frank and i got freaky together. lots of stroking and cuddeling took place during the rest of the night. anything more happened, i don't wanna know.
to this day (almost 3 years later), none of us have ever mentioned that night.
the three of us have NEVER gotten THAT shit-faced, stinkin' drunk together since that night.
LMFAO @ test boy 
after getting finishing my exams we went out to the pub (a good percentage of us)....on the way back we met up with more firnds who had found some girl who decided to join them (she heard them speaking japanese and joined in)
we went back to a friends place and started drinking games. either im a stud when im drunk or i think i am and in fact im totally repulsive (can u guess).....anyhow during the drinking games i got very talkative with her and got very close to her, with my nose in her crotch/camel toe in front of the rest of the gang....
all of a suuden the last mix of red bull/vodka/brandy/whisky (drinking games) caused a funny feeling. i went outsdie and promptly puked. i continued to puke then fell asleep oin all fours. meanwhile the rest of the gang moved onto strip poker (fixed so the new chick would get nekkid).....i threw up all over the dudes patio, was carried in, threw up all over the carpet, and in some sheet he left down. he was actually very good about it saying he didnt care as he was moving out. the walk hiome was even more funny as i was covered in vomit. i didnt drink for 3 months i felt so ill that night and its one of the reasons i stoppe drinking seriously
after getting finishing my exams we went out to the pub (a good percentage of us)....on the way back we met up with more firnds who had found some girl who decided to join them (she heard them speaking japanese and joined in)
we went back to a friends place and started drinking games. either im a stud when im drunk or i think i am and in fact im totally repulsive (can u guess).....anyhow during the drinking games i got very talkative with her and got very close to her, with my nose in her crotch/camel toe in front of the rest of the gang....
all of a suuden the last mix of red bull/vodka/brandy/whisky (drinking games) caused a funny feeling. i went outsdie and promptly puked. i continued to puke then fell asleep oin all fours. meanwhile the rest of the gang moved onto strip poker (fixed so the new chick would get nekkid).....i threw up all over the dudes patio, was carried in, threw up all over the carpet, and in some sheet he left down. he was actually very good about it saying he didnt care as he was moving out. the walk hiome was even more funny as i was covered in vomit. i didnt drink for 3 months i felt so ill that night and its one of the reasons i stoppe drinking seriously
satanic goatslayer
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I never get sick or have hangovers, ever since the age of 13.
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Balls of Steel
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I once got drunk and has sex with granny.
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DcupSheepNipples
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One night a bunch of us got a bunch of Vodka and played cards. If you lost a hand you had to take a shot.
Anyways we rigged it so our Japanese buddy had 12 shots. His face got all red and started to get a little jumpy. He went to his room where he had a sameri sword. He was a black belt and had all kinds of crazy weapons. He came back and kept saying "Bonzi" and tried to kill us with his sword.smash: He chased us and swung his sword at us. We were throwing whatever we could to keep him away from us. I threw a trash can at him and It didnt even phase him. Keep in mind he weighed a buck o five. We eventually found a room and locked him out. We didnt want the cops to come and arrest him, so we decided to capture him somehow. We got a mattress and went after him. We snuffed him with the mattress and threw him up against a wall. His sword went right through the matress and got stuck in it. We took him to his room and tied him in the mattress and tied it to his bed frame. We made sure that his head was to his side so he would'nt puke to death. The next day he had no idea what had happened. He just kept saying, " my fuking head hurts!"
Anyways we rigged it so our Japanese buddy had 12 shots. His face got all red and started to get a little jumpy. He went to his room where he had a sameri sword. He was a black belt and had all kinds of crazy weapons. He came back and kept saying "Bonzi" and tried to kill us with his sword.smash: He chased us and swung his sword at us. We were throwing whatever we could to keep him away from us. I threw a trash can at him and It didnt even phase him. Keep in mind he weighed a buck o five. We eventually found a room and locked him out. We didnt want the cops to come and arrest him, so we decided to capture him somehow. We got a mattress and went after him. We snuffed him with the mattress and threw him up against a wall. His sword went right through the matress and got stuck in it. We took him to his room and tied him in the mattress and tied it to his bed frame. We made sure that his head was to his side so he would'nt puke to death. The next day he had no idea what had happened. He just kept saying, " my fuking head hurts!"
Milhouse
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Well bout 12 years ago when I was living in Montreal we were returning from a night out. It was raining and all of a sudden on the decarie expressway I need to puke. I was in the back seat of my friends station wagon and he pulls over real fast and I was opening the door at the same time and fell out.
They drag me off the highway long story short I puke my guts out and so drunk I go "I have to wipe my mouth. I grabbed something off the side of the highway that was beside raise it to my face and go "ahhhhhh" and toss it down.
It was a dead rat.
Fucked up enough for you.
They drag me off the highway long story short I puke my guts out and so drunk I go "I have to wipe my mouth. I grabbed something off the side of the highway that was beside raise it to my face and go "ahhhhhh" and toss it down.
It was a dead rat.
Fucked up enough for you.
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