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shakira or beyonce?

i say face - shakira
body - beyonce

tiebreaker is that jay-z is a smug, obnoxious turd, and tainted beyonce forever.
advantage - shakira!
 
Shakira... Short women are the hottest. Not to mention if she gyrated her hips while riding me... that would be pretty fucking nice.
 
beyonce for the height and overall more substantiality. I think she is prettier also.


I see hot wetbacks like shakira everyday in these parts. lots of badass columbian broads around here.
 
i question anyone's hetero card who does not find this gal hott
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Beyonce is hot but I think she outweighs me.
I aint never had a spanish speaking lady in on top of me..
it was a hard choice but I like shortness over thickness
 
velvett said:
^^^

Beyonce has the sex appeal of tupperware.
lol when wimmens comment on other wimmens sex appeal
her lack of sex appeal seems to have worked for her, as she rakes in billions
 
Gambino said:
lol when wimmens comment on other wimmens sex appeal
her lack of sex appeal seems to have worked for her, as she rakes in billions
There's a difference with being pretty and having a bunch of teeny boppers love you. I am so sick of her. The girl can sing and entertain but geeze..enough.

The only person I will never get sick of is Madge. :)
 
InquisitivePsyche said:
Dude..

Have you SEEN Beyonce's cellulite? Ick. Shakira Shakira.





I would take this over any woman in the world (after charlize theron, thats an angel right there ). fuckin big thick goddess. you gotta be a real man to appreciate that.

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heavy_duty said:
:flash:Most women have cellulite and don't tell us you dont unless you're ready to post pics of ass & thighs:o
Lmao - I do'nt take pictures like that but I assure you from my crazy ass fitness training/sports I do not have cellulite. Plus, I drink a shitload of water daily which actually prevents cellulite because it breaks down the fat deposits in your body. :)
 
InquisitivePsyche said:
Lmao - I do'nt take pictures like that but I assure you from my crazy ass fitness training/sports I do not have cellulite. Plus, I drink a shitload of water daily which actually prevents cellulite because it breaks down the fat deposits in your body. :)


How old are you?

I assure you some day you will be eating these words.
 
billfred said:
How old are you?

I assure you some day you will be eating these words.
23. And I doubt that. I know that most women have it but I also know what can be done to prevent it. Now sure, when I'm 60 or whatever, give me a break.

I've seen older women who don't have it. Eat right, stay fit, drink a LOT of water. AND genetics. :)

I know women get it and I am not saying anything bad about it. What I'm saying is that Beyonce's you can see a mile away.
 
beyonce is fuckin slammin. some average looking girl should not even have an opinion. if beyonce had some cellulite when she was at her thickest I still wouldnt give a shit...those tall legs are fuckin amazing and her face is gorgeous.
 
NJjuice22 said:
beyonce is fuckin slammin. some average looking girl should not even have an opinion. if beyonce had some cellulite when she was at her thickest I still wouldnt give a shit...those tall legs are fuckin amazing and her face is gorgeous.
I like her face and that's it. Just my opinion. I think she is BEAUTIFUL. Not a fan of the body. I like the fit/toned body - Monica Brant or OLD Britney Spears type.
 
Shakira's voice is fucking annoying, but she is still hot
But I would throw it to Beyonce before Shakira
 
InquisitivePsyche said:
23. And I doubt that. I know that most women have it but I also know what can be done to prevent it. Now sure, when I'm 60 or whatever, give me a break.

I've seen older women who don't have it. Eat right, stay fit, drink a LOT of water. AND genetics. :)

I know women get it and I am not saying anything bad about it. What I'm saying is that Beyonce's you can see a mile away.

Spoken from youth and inexperience. Trust me - your day is coming.
 
NJjuice22 said:
beyonce is fuckin slammin. some average looking girl should not even have an opinion. if beyonce had some cellulite when she was at her thickest I still wouldnt give a shit...those tall legs are fuckin amazing and her face is gorgeous.
word.
anyone calling beyonce fat or cellulite ridden would get owned by her in fitness...she's been "fit" since high school
 
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and lol at dudes claiming she weighs more than them
she weighs 130-140 most, you must be some skinny pansey ass dudes
 
Gambino said:
word.
anyone calling beyonce fat or cellulite ridden would get owned by her in fitness...she's been "fit" since high school
"fit?" No offense to her because the girl is BEAUTIFUL and she can sing but getting owned by her? I consider her fit but not in the manner of "owning" someone (I don't like Beyonce's lower body). It's also about athleticism too if you're talking about "getting owned."

I guess I just like the Monica Brants, DJ Wallis's, etc. Hey, everyone to their own. Whatever floats your boat.
 
InquisitivePsyche said:
I guess I just like the Monica Brants, DJ Wallis's, etc. Hey, everyone to their own. Whatever floats your boat.

so you like the juiced out fake tits/biotox look?
i'll take my wimmen au natural
 
Gambino said:
so you like the juiced out fake tits/biotox look?
i'll take my wimmen au natural
Speaking out of NO KNOWLEDGE whatsoever. I trained under the same man who trained a LOT of those women. And he was able to shred me up for a competition (didn't end up doing it for numerous reasons) and I couldn't believe it was purely through diet, cardio, weight training, drinking lots of water.

You're talking about the body builders, my friend. Please research before you talk because you have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. Figure/fitness comps are a bit different.

http://djfitmobile.com/BluPlaidBernlDJ.jpg That doesn't look juiced to me. Lmfao. Love when people speak out of their asses.
 
I cannot believe that we are having this conversation! Once you get past that uncontrollable wave of thick hair that Shakira carries (and God only knows what you will find under those unwashed locks), you have to endure the vibration of her annoying voice yelling from the top of her lungs: "Ride me, papi!". No can't do. Of course my view is slightly different from the members whom this thread targets. Beyonce is so pretty, and chic and polite, and she looks clean. Clean in like soap and water clean. Shakira on the other hand looks like she could give you chlamydia.
 
InquisitivePsyche said:
Speaking out of NO KNOWLEDGE whatsoever. I trained under the same man who trained a LOT of those women. And he was able to shred me up for a competition (didn't end up doing it for numerous reasons) and I couldn't believe it was purely through diet, cardio, weight training, drinking lots of water.

You're talking about the body builders, my friend. Please research before you talk because you have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. Figure/fitness comps are a bit different.

http://djfitmobile.com/BluPlaidBernlDJ.jpg That doesn't look juiced to me. Lmfao. Love when people speak out of their asses.
so are you claiming monica brandt has never done juice?
pretty bold claim, pretty obivous you are wrong
 
Gambino said:
so are you claiming monica brandt has never done juice?
pretty bold claim, pretty obivous you are wrong
Whether she has or has not I don't care because I am talking about the OFF season. There is a HUGE difference. When you diet out for a competition your body is going to look tremendously different.

Btw, who are you to make an assumption that someone has juiced or not? You seem to have no knowledge whatsoever about fitness/figure competitions. I have trained under an amazing trainer who is so against using drugs it's insane. He can do it all with just diet/training. Did it to me and I was shocked.
 
InquisitivePsyche said:
Whether she has or has not I don't care because I am talking about the OFF season. There is a HUGE difference. When you diet out for a competition your body is going to look tremendously different.

Btw, who are you to make an assumption that someone has juiced or not? You seem to have no knowledge whatsoever about fitness/figure competitions. I have trained under an amazing trainer who is so against using drugs it's insane. He can do it all with just diet/training. Did it to me and I was shocked.



welcome to reality hun..your hero is pumping more drugs in her system than most of the dudes on the anabolic board.
 
InquisitivePsyche said:
Whether she has or has not I don't care because I am talking about the OFF season. There is a HUGE difference. When you diet out for a competition your body is going to look tremendously different.

Btw, who are you to make an assumption that someone has juiced or not? You seem to have no knowledge whatsoever about fitness/figure competitions. I have trained under an amazing trainer who is so against using drugs it's insane. He can do it all with just diet/training. Did it to me and I was shocked.
yeah and i bet your awesome trainer can turn me into ronnie coleman if i follow his regimine.
nigga please
 
InquisitivePsyche said:
Whether she has or has not I don't care because I am talking about the OFF season. There is a HUGE difference. When you diet out for a competition your body is going to look tremendously different.

Btw, who are you to make an assumption that someone has juiced or not? You seem to have no knowledge whatsoever about fitness/figure competitions. I have trained under an amazing trainer who is so against using drugs it's insane. He can do it all with just diet/training. Did it to me and I was shocked.




your trainer is cheating on you ..........with hgh and anabolics.
 
NJjuice22 said:
welcome to reality hun..your hero is pumping more drugs in her system than most of the dudes on the anabolic board.
She is not my hero but she trains hard and no, I do not believe she does (I believe she HAS). I've met and spoke with the woman numerous times. She came to the camps I was training at, and the reason I believe her is because while I didn't look like her all dieted out (she's about ohhh 14 years ahead of me), I saw how it COULD be done through diet/training. I couldn't believe how I looked after I dieted and did a special training program.

So no, not all of them do. When you go to a camp for a year and a half, you get to know the women very well (and the trainer).

Either way - that's the look I prefer and I can get that way without drugs.
 
nimbus said:
i say face - shakira
body - beyonce


see, i would go the other way...beyonce's face, shakira's bod.


i think beyonce would be a dead fish in bed though...and shakira would be up for anything...so I'd have to go with shakira overall.

though, I certainly wouldn't turn down a crack at laying some pipe in Beyonce from behind while I held on to that tremendous ass....and then I'd blow it in her face. yep.
 
jerkbox said:
see, i would go the other way...beyonce's face, shakira's bod.


i think beyonce would be a dead fish in bed though...and shakira would be up for anything...so I'd have to go with shakira overall.

though, I certainly wouldn't turn down a crack at laying some pipe in Beyonce from behind while I held on to that tremendous ass....and then I'd blow it in her face. yep.

Yep.
 
nimbus said:
reaally? i think beyonce has better ass, boobs, and stomach.
overall i think beyonce is much sexier...but who are we really kidding here...splitting hairs to say one is hotter, they both are exotic.
 
Gambino said:
overall i think beyonce is much sexier...but who are we really kidding here...splitting hairs to say one is hotter, they both are exotic.

i totally agree, both are amazing and way out of my league. seeing them side by side though for an entire music video, i felt like analysis was warranted
 
Gambino said:
lol when wimmens comment on other wimmens sex appeal
her lack of sex appeal seems to have worked for her, as she rakes in billions

I never said she wasn't attractive or driven - I just think Shakira has greater sex appeal and sex appeal has nothing to do with success or money which was not the question.

It's like vanilla or chocolate ice cream.

Ok bad example...

Some people like tea other coffee - it's totally personal.


Get with the program dude, chop chop, so you think Beyonce is hotter - that's cool. I'm not attracted to either of them, so why should you care what I think.

:nerd:
 
velvett said:
I never said she wasn't attractive or driven - I just think Shakira has greater sex appeal and sex appeal has nothing to do with success or money which was not the question.

It's like vanilla or chocolate ice cream.

Ok bad example...

Some people like tea other coffee - it's totally personal.


Get with the program dude, chop chop, so you think Beyonce is hotter - that's cool. I'm not attracted to either of them, so why should you care what I think.

:nerd:
Looks wise ehh I don't care. Bring Madge in and they all will be blown away. Mwahaha. :evil:
 
I'd be the happiest fucker walking around if I had either of those 2 ladies by my side.

Picky fuckers.

Buuuut, if I had to choose I would pick Beyonce because I love her face, like her voice better and even though I am not a fan of black women, for me she is the ideal black woman, though her tits could be a little bigger.

Plus, when neither are dancing she is sexier than Shakira.

And she doesn't strike me as the cold fish type at all.
 
nowadays....9 out of 10 of those fitness broads are on hgh and non-aromatizing steroids like winny and anavar. I knew a fitness competitor , she was well known and in the WWF at one point. she told me she was always on growth hormone and she loved anavar.
 
InquisitivePsyche said:
There's a difference with being pretty and having a bunch of teeny boppers love you. I am so sick of her. The girl can sing and entertain but geeze..enough.

The only person I will never get sick of is Madge. :)
your husband obviously beats off to her.

i say shakira over all, cause im racist, but id love to fuck beyonce, she seems sturdy and i wouldnt be afraid of breaking her if i threw her around a bit
 
Gambino said:
yeah and i bet your awesome trainer can turn me into ronnie coleman if i follow his regimine.
nigga please
The reason he wouldn't be able to is because you don't have NEAR Ronnie Coleman's genetics. LMAO. Dude - all body builder's know a good portion is GENETICS. That guys a freak of nature.
 
NJjuice22 said:
nowadays....9 out of 10 of those fitness broads are on hgh and non-aromatizing steroids like winny and anavar. I knew a fitness competitor , she was well known and in the WWF at one point. she told me she was always on growth hormone and she loved anavar.
Lmao. There you have it. WWF. My God give me a break. Everyone likes to put down people who work extremely hard ( you judge before even knowing ).

I know you don't need drugs to do that shit because if I wanted to start tomorrow... in about 2 weeks I could shred myself up like no other. It's all my diet, cardio, and training (water in take as well). :)
 
Gambino said:
so are you claiming monica brandt has never done juice?
pretty bold claim, pretty obivous you are wrong

Is it just me or that Monica Brant person is one fugly broad?
 
blueta2 said:
She does look very manly, but juice will do that to ya!


I should be on "the juice" then. Been told I am not the most manly man you will lay your eyes on. I wonder why...
 
Freddie de Lux said:
I should be on "the juice" then. Been told I am not the most manly man you will lay your eyes on. I wonder why...


Nah, why play with your body chemistr? I bet you're as yummy as melted chocolate dripping off of Mathew McCuana-hunny! ;-)
 
blueta2 said:
Nah, why play with your body chemistr? I bet you're as yummy as melted chocolate dripping off of Mathew McCuana-hunny! ;-)

At this point, Darling, it is too late to talk about virgin body chemistry. Let me enlist them: botox, restilane, collagen, sculptra, gold wires under skin to lift eyebrows, silicone in lower lips, and this week, a very bad weave.
 
Freddie de Lux said:
At this point, Darling, it is too late to talk about virgin body chemistry. Let me enlist them: botox, restilane, collagen, sculptra, gold wires under skin to lift eyebrows, silicone in lower lips, and this week, a very bad weave.


really? You've done all that? Am I reading right?
 
Freddie de Lux said:
At this point, Darling, it is too late to talk about virgin body chemistry. Let me enlist them: botox, restilane, collagen, sculptra, gold wires under skin to lift eyebrows, silicone in lower lips, and this week, a very bad weave.
freddy you have done all this shit?
wtf son?
 
blueta2 said:
really? You've done all that? Am I reading right?

Afraid so, Darling. I've been known for my obsession with beauty procedures. Me and my 2 best girls Amanda Lepore and Jocelyn Wildestein. I attached a picture of them.
 
beyonce.

She looks like a real woman.

women are constantly trying to fight their natural bodies. Its ok to look like a woman.

I like shakira but without the extentions and all the makeup she's just a regular girl ; beyonce is a woman.

just my .02! :)
 
Freddie de Lux said:
Afraid so, Darling. I've been known for my obsession with beauty procedures. Me and my 2 best girls Amanda Lepore and Jocelyn Wildestein. I attached a picture of them.
post a pic of your tits freddie
 
Gambino said:
post a pic of your tits freddie

I'm buying a new pair this week. Will show them next week. Oh, I forgot to enlist liposuction on abs, waist and behind as well.
 
Freddie de Lux said:
I'm buying a new pair this week. Will show them next week. Oh, I forgot to enlist liposuction on abs, waist and behind as well.
so you are going under the knife?
is this a first...and are you going from man boobies to wiminen boobies?
 
blueta2 said:
can't see pics.
I am sure you are still beautiful without all the work, but if it makes you happy. Just think of your health first.


I am not actually buying new breastesses, but all the rest is true.
 
InquisitivePsyche said:
Speaking out of NO KNOWLEDGE whatsoever. I trained under the same man who trained a LOT of those women. And he was able to shred me up for a competition (didn't end up doing it for numerous reasons) and I couldn't believe it was purely through diet, cardio, weight training, drinking lots of water.

You're talking about the body builders, my friend. Please research before you talk because you have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. Figure/fitness comps are a bit different.

http://djfitmobile.com/BluPlaidBernlDJ.jpg That doesn't look juiced to me. Lmfao. Love when people speak out of their asses.
Your talking out your ass if you don't think figure girls juice especially pro's way more juice then are natural.
 
superqt4u2nv said:
Your talking out your ass if you don't think figure girls juice especially pro's way more juice then are natural.
I'm not talking out of my ass, hon. I never said that ALL don't juice. I am saying that MY trainer (who I trained with for about a year), in Colombus OH who trains a LOT of pros (Adela, Julie Palmer, Elaine Goodlad, Jen Hendershot, etc), and he does NOT use drugs nor does he believe in using drugs. At first I was thinking, "Yeah Right Mike look at these girls," but then after he TRAINED ME and shredded me up like I couldn't believe ( I was preparing for a competition and because of personal reasons I decided not to compete), then I knew you could be show quality without drugs. I did it strictly with diet, cardio, a shitload of water intake, and weight training... it can be done. I never said they all don't do it.. I said many don't do it. Sure they've done it before, but every competition they don't do it - it's impossible. Those girls compete so often year round that you couldn't cycle that often to keep up and then they would look like shit.
 
InquisitivePsyche said:
I'm not talking out of my ass, hon. I never said that ALL don't juice. I am saying that MY trainer (who I trained with for about a year), in Colombus OH who trains a LOT of pros (Adela, Julie Palmer, Elaine Goodlad, Jen Hendershot, etc), and he does NOT use drugs nor does he believe in using drugs. At first I was thinking, "Yeah Right Mike look at these girls," but then after he TRAINED ME and shredded me up like I couldn't believe ( I was preparing for a competition and because of personal reasons I decided not to compete), then I knew you could be show quality without drugs. I did it strictly with diet, cardio, a shitload of water intake, and weight training... it can be done. I never said they all don't do it.. I said many don't do it. Sure they've done it before, but every competition they don't do it - it's impossible. Those girls compete so often year round that you couldn't cycle that often to keep up and then they would look like shit.

pics of you shredded
 
nimbus said:
pics of you shredded
I do not send bikini pictures over the internet (as I said I decided not to compete for numerous reasons one being the women in the industry are viewed way too sexually when up on stage in heels/bikini so I decided, no thanks). I would never post pictures of myself like that. Whether you believe me or not, truthfully I don't care- because I know how I got and I was AMAZED at his training abilities. His page is

www.mikedaviesfitness.com

The guy was fantastic, not a perve, and his two little boys were the shit. Not to mention we got to hang out with M Brant and some other fitness peeps I used to really love. Now, I have focused a ton more on school... :)
 
InquisitivePsyche said:
I'm not talking out of my ass, hon. I never said that ALL don't juice. I am saying that MY trainer (who I trained with for about a year), in Colombus OH who trains a LOT of pros (Adela, Julie Palmer, Elaine Goodlad, Jen Hendershot, etc), and he does NOT use drugs nor does he believe in using drugs. At first I was thinking, "Yeah Right Mike look at these girls," but then after he TRAINED ME and shredded me up like I couldn't believe ( I was preparing for a competition and because of personal reasons I decided not to compete), then I knew you could be show quality without drugs. I did it strictly with diet, cardio, a shitload of water intake, and weight training... it can be done. I never said they all don't do it.. I said many don't do it. Sure they've done it before, but every competition they don't do it - it's impossible. Those girls compete so often year round that you couldn't cycle that often to keep up and then they would look like shit.
:lmao: You’re naive and I don’t mean that as an insult. Maybe he trained you without drugs but trust me those pro’s you mentioned are not all natural. Most figure fitness chicks stay on GH year round maybe not juice no but for sure GH and trust me that does A LOT to keep you lean.
 
superqt4u2nv said:
:lmao: You’re naive and I don’t mean that as an insult. Maybe he trained you without drugs but trust me those pro’s you mentioned are not all natural. Most figure fitness chicks stay on GH year round maybe not juice no but for sure GH and trust me that does A LOT to keep you lean.
I am sure many do. I am not disagreeing - what i am saying is that I do not believe that all of them do. Because I could see myself able to compete in the future without drugs.. he told me that he could train me to the point where i could go pro but I didn't want to. I decided that wasn't the route I wanted to take. Way too demanding, the women had so many issues (no joke it literally scared me) and everyone was bitchy. I didn't like the environment.. I was really there for me and everyone else was worried about what the other girl looked like and who looked the best and yada yada... not my thing. I loved the training though - he was so amazing and knew his shit like no other. AND he was CHEAP. He didn't charge a lot because he loved what he did.
 
InquisitivePsyche said:
I am sure many do. I am not disagreeing - what i am saying is that I do not believe that all of them do. Because I could see myself able to compete in the future without drugs.. he told me that he could train me to the point where i could go pro but I didn't want to. I decided that wasn't the route I wanted to take. Way too demanding, the women had so many issues (no joke it literally scared me) and everyone was bitchy. I didn't like the environment.. I was really there for me and everyone else was worried about what the other girl looked like and who looked the best and yada yada... not my thing. I loved the training though - he was so amazing and knew his shit like no other. AND he was CHEAP. He didn't charge a lot because he loved what he did.
Trust me if you would have went that route and tried to turn pro you would have seen a lot more. As for the eviroment must be an American thing because all of the woman I have ever competed with were nothing but helpful and friendly I have had perfect stangers helping me glue a suit to my ass some of the nicest people I have ever meet are woman I competed against.
 
InquisitivePsyche said:
Those girls compete so often year round that you couldn't cycle that often to keep up and then they would look like shit.

I don't understand this part. If they do not come off gear, the whole cycling aspect is thrown out. People who make a living in the sport don't have any issues about never coming off.
 
string_bean00 said:
I don't understand this part. If they do not come off gear, the whole cycling aspect is thrown out. People who make a living in the sport don't have any issues about never coming off.
They can though because if you do not give your body a break, it won't rip up as good as if you were to stop dieting for awhile. That was one thing I remember the girls telling me. YOU HAVE to give your body a break so it can be shocked better when it comes time to diet again. There was one girl there who was so nuts about it, that she would stay on competition diets year round and mike couldn't get her off them and she wouldn't lean out how she needed to. I am tellin ya - so many of these girls told me they had been anorexis, bulimic, had something happen to them.. I felt for them but it also partially scared me away. LOL.
 
InquisitivePsyche said:
They can though because if you do not give your body a break, it won't rip up as good as if you were to stop dieting for awhile. That was one thing I remember the girls telling me. YOU HAVE to give your body a break so it can be shocked better when it comes time to diet again. There was one girl there who was so nuts about it, that she would stay on competition diets year round and mike couldn't get her off them and she wouldn't lean out how she needed to. I am tellin ya - so many of these girls told me they had been anorexis, bulimic, had something happen to them.. I felt for them but it also partially scared me away. LOL.

I understand what you are saying in the aspect of dieting...going from bulking to cutting and vice versa will yield very quick results as your body isn't resisting anymore.



But the drugs don't stop working. Your body doesn't get used to the drugs. Your hormone levels stay elevated as long as you are taking them. The whole idea of coming off to "refresh receptors" and "shock" new growth/leanness in is an old school way of thinking that went out a while ago.
 
string_bean00 said:
I understand what you are saying in the aspect of dieting...going from bulking to cutting and vice versa will yield very quick results as your body isn't resisting anymore.



But the drugs don't stop working. Your body doesn't get used to the drugs. Your hormone levels stay elevated as long as you are taking them. The whole idea of coming off to "refresh receptors" and "shock" new growth/leanness in is an old school way of thinking that went out a while ago.
I have a had time believing that by never coming off these drugs, that your body will still be ok to compete for years and year and years.. so many of these women do it for years and years and years.. I would never use drugs. I also look at that as cheating (IMO). It's harder work if you don't have a little boost from the drugs. I couldn't do it.
 
InquisitivePsyche said:
I have a had time believing that by never coming off these drugs, that your body will still be ok to compete for years and year and years.. so many of these women do it for years and years and years.. I would never use drugs. I also look at that as cheating (IMO). It's harder work if you don't have a little boost from the drugs. I couldn't do it.

Anabolic steroids aren't as self destructive as the media would lead you to believe.
 
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