Serious question -- how many can you take on?

[iHulk]

Do you think you could beat up an entire class of 4th graders? Lets say there are, I dunno, 400 (give or take) 4th graders at this elementary school and they're all males for argument sake; they all attack you at once during recess.
You think you could take them all?

I was thinking I'd could kick the crap outta the first 300 or so but then I'd gas, and the rest would be able to pile on top of me and take me down -- I dunno. What ya think?
Discuss.

 

[flex229]

nah, dude..eventually one or two of em would kick you in the balls or something and you'd be out for the count

 

[iHulk]

nah, dude..eventually one or two of em would kick you in the balls or something and you'd be out for the count

frack, I didn't think of that.
But what if you picked one up early in the battle and then proceeded to helicopter him around in circles --ya know using him as a sort of giant bat to blast away the crowd?

lol!

 

[iHulk]

answer me dammit.
need to know before recess starts

 

[needtogetaas]

dont know but I do know this is a repost from like 2 years ago though.

 

[iHulk]

dont know but I do know this is a repost from like 2 years ago though.

thats crap... I just made this now,
in the now now,
not then,
now

 

[EnderJE]

Yeah, I could do this. Easily. I'm the One.

 

[iHulk]

Yeah, I could do this. Easily. I'm the One.

how,
did u beat up 400 kids or something... how do u know?

 

[matty420]

frack, I didn't think of that.
But what if you picked one up early in the battle and then proceeded to helicopter him around in circles --ya know using him as a sort of giant bat to blast away the crowd?

lol!

haha holy shit, i just spit cheerios all over my keyboard

 

[string_bean00]

that depends on how many of them are fat 4th graders, clearly



skinny 4th graders would be fuckin easy

 

[jh1]

Pretty sure you'd fall with far less than 100...

hell if they were determined and weren't being pussies about it, 10 could take you out... easy... but they are 4th graders, so they'd have to be trained to have the mental capacity to overcome their fear....


Oh.. and I should mention, when I clcked on this, I was hoping for a thread about 17 y/o blonde hotties...

I am disappointed...

YOU FUCKING SUCK!

 

[stosstruppe]

Oh.. and I should mention, when I clcked on this, I was hoping for a thread about 17 y/o blonde hotties...

Swiftly followed by revealing images of said prospective "combatants".

What a let down

 

[ksharp01]

I am wondering why one would need to have this knowledge

 

[heatherrae]

I beat up 4th graders all the time. Piece of cake.

 

[iHulk]

YOU FUCKING SUCK!

thank you

 

[jh1]

thank you

LOL.. only cause I'm wanting on ur nips..

 

[iHulk]

I beat up 4th graders all the time. Piece of cake.

bully!

 

[DannoMight]

I wouldn't have to fight. They would run at first sight or after I choked slammed one of them into the concrete to make an example with blood splatter.

 

[iHulk]

I am wondering why one would need to have this knowledge

just in case, ya never know

 

[iHulk]

I wouldn't have to fight. They would run at first sight or after I choked slammed one of them into the concrete to make an example with blood splatter.

missing the point Dan. These are fucken Compton 4th graders, they won't run. Now what?

 

[iHulk]

LOL.. only cause I'm wanting on ur nips..

don't be geigh,
unless you want to be,
in that case its fine,
but don't

 

[DannoMight]

missing the point Dan. These are fucken Compton 4th graders, they won't run. Now what?

Start with the biggest and work my way down the group in bunches of 5-8.

 

[digimon7068]

missing the point Dan. These are fucken Compton 4th graders, they won't run. Now what?

Gangsta boogie, gangsta boogie! Gangsta boogie.."
Nigga nigga nigga I'm from..

(Compton, Compton, Compton)
It's the home of America's gangsta rap
The place of danger where
The {"Gangsta boogie"}, the {"gangsta boogie!"}
The {"Gangsta boogie"}, the {"gangsta boogie!"}
Where the cops is crooked, and them bitches is killin
And them niggaz hold it down like black guerillas, where
The {"Gangsta boogie"}, the {"gangsta boogie!"}
The {"Gangsta boogie"} - nigga nigga nigga I'm from (Compton)

 

[iHulk]

Gangsta boogie, gangsta boogie! Gangsta boogie.."
Nigga nigga nigga I'm from..

(Compton, Compton, Compton)
It's the home of America's gangsta rap
The place of danger where
The {"Gangsta boogie"}, the {"gangsta boogie!"}
The {"Gangsta boogie"}, the {"gangsta boogie!"}
Where the cops is crooked, and them bitches is killin
And them niggaz hold it down like black guerillas, where
The {"Gangsta boogie"}, the {"gangsta boogie!"}
The {"Gangsta boogie"} - nigga nigga nigga I'm from (Compton)

you got any Cold Play we can listen too?

 

[iHulk]

Start with the biggest and work my way down the group in bunches of 5-8.

too late, they just beat the snot outta you

 

[needtogetaas]

I would cut threw them swinging my arms like a sickle taking them all down like blades of grass.

 

[iHulk]

I would cut threw them swinging my arms like a sickle taking them all down like blades of grass.

their ass is grass and needto is a lawn mowing murderer

 

[needtogetaas]

their ass is grass and needto is a lawn mowing murderer

hell ya snot noise bitches lol