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Seinfeld: Funniest Scenes
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alex2678
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How about George having sex, listening to his radio and eating a pastrami sandwich at the same time.
Elaine has a date with the guy who wants complete silence whenever "Desperado" comes on.
Kramer wants Jerry to pick up "the Cubans" when he's in Florida. Instead of being cigars they end up being actual Cuban guys.
George: "Remember, it's not a lie if you believe it."
George pretending to be an architect to get a date.
The other time he tells a girl that he's a marine biologist, then there's the beached whale on the shore.
Elaine has a date with the guy who wants complete silence whenever "Desperado" comes on.
Kramer wants Jerry to pick up "the Cubans" when he's in Florida. Instead of being cigars they end up being actual Cuban guys.
George: "Remember, it's not a lie if you believe it."
George pretending to be an architect to get a date.
The other time he tells a girl that he's a marine biologist, then there's the beached whale on the shore.
goldengirl101
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Who can forget "Art Vandalay"?
split endz
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Kramer's spat with Barry the monkey
& Putty in the face painting episode (hockey game)
& Putty in the face painting episode (hockey game)
bloodinbloodout
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George pretends to be handicapped at work, they get him one of those carts. Then there is a montage of "My baby takes the mornin train" with George fuckin around on it at work.
alex2678
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George says he has a house in the Hamptons to impress girls.
George's parents are away and he brings a girl over to their house and has sex on his parent's bed. When they come home his father starts yelling at him "what the hell is an empty prophylactic wrapper doing on our bed....That's it, your grounded!!!"
George's parents are away and he brings a girl over to their house and has sex on his parent's bed. When they come home his father starts yelling at him "what the hell is an empty prophylactic wrapper doing on our bed....That's it, your grounded!!!"
obiwan9962
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"no soup for you"
silverbackn
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-when George gets the hair restoration cream from China and Elaine says sexy things into the camera at one of Jerry's shows
-when George gets the massage by Raymond and he says "i think it moved", the same episode where Kramer sees Joe DiMaggio at Dinky Donuts
-when Elaine wants to move into Jerry's building and Kramer says Jerry will lend her the 5,000$ to get the place
-when George gets the massage by Raymond and he says "i think it moved", the same episode where Kramer sees Joe DiMaggio at Dinky Donuts
-when Elaine wants to move into Jerry's building and Kramer says Jerry will lend her the 5,000$ to get the place
thewanderer690
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the one where Jerry sees the pizza cook taking a shit in the bathroom and then not wash his hands and he refuses to eat a slice of his date's pizza
that woman walks in on george naked after he gets outta the pool and laughs
the bubble boy one
Cramer and the girl with the fingernails
Cramer and Newman use a mail truck to drive empty bottles to Michigan to get money to recycle them
that woman walks in on george naked after he gets outta the pool and laughs
the bubble boy one
Cramer and the girl with the fingernails
Cramer and Newman use a mail truck to drive empty bottles to Michigan to get money to recycle them
