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Seinfeld: Funniest Scenes

alex2678

alex2678

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Still watch the reruns all the time. This has to be one of the few shows that I laugh at no matter how many times I've seen each episode.

-When George has to read a book for his book club and decides to rent the movie instead. The movie is already rented to he goes to the family's house to watch it with them. Then he tells them to keep quiet and complains that the girl stole his seat on the couch.

-That guy Jimmy who keeps refering himself to "Jimmy" all through the show.

-Elaine's boyfriend who keeps asking for a high five after everything.

-Kramer falling asleep in the tanning bed, then he has a date with a black girl later on in the evening to meet her family.

-Jerry doesn't want to go out with the girl with the sausage fingers.

-Kramer taking the Karate class with a bunch of little kids. "We're all on the same skill level Jerry."

So many...
 
*Their friend with the ugly baby in the Hamptons "You gotta see the baby"
*The Puffy Shirt
*The guy Elaine dated, "Close Talker"
*When Elaine takes George's father to nail shop to translate "You stopped short with me?"
 
The one where Jerry got caught takin a piss in a parking garage

Also the one where Cramer took all the clothing preservative packs out of the clothes at that Peruvian clothing store and then dropped one in the chip dip

The one with cramer and the japanese tourists

Cramer's Hot tub

The woman with the bra who made Cramer have a car wreck

George leaving his car at work overnight lol so they thought he was there working
 
When Goerge had the great idea to leave shit behind at the girl's house so that he could ask her out again. "COSTANZA" with the "By Mennen" tune.

I love this stuff!!!
 
When Kramer decides to wear jeans for the first time and he can't get them off. Then he has an audition with the midget at night and keeps falling over. At the end they show him in the shadows walking like a monster scaring the little kid.

Jerry won't go out with a girl again because he saw her squatting down to pick something up when she was naked.

George: "It's amazing how they have two nuts named after people...Hazel and Filbert."

Jerry buys his father a #1 Dad shirt and goes to visit him in Florida. The other old people think he's bragging and keep challenging him to lift something heavy. Then they all keep throwing their backs out.

That guy Popey, who owns the restaurant, pees on Jerry's couch.

Kramer and those peaches that only come in season a few weeks out of the year.
 
* The one where they parked George's dad's car in handicapped spot at the mall and people trashed the car.
* When George gets into the argument with that little guys over the parellel parking.
 
How about George having sex, listening to his radio and eating a pastrami sandwich at the same time.

Elaine has a date with the guy who wants complete silence whenever "Desperado" comes on.

Kramer wants Jerry to pick up "the Cubans" when he's in Florida. Instead of being cigars they end up being actual Cuban guys.

George: "Remember, it's not a lie if you believe it."

George pretending to be an architect to get a date.

The other time he tells a girl that he's a marine biologist, then there's the beached whale on the shore.
 
George pretends to be handicapped at work, they get him one of those carts. Then there is a montage of "My baby takes the mornin train" with George fuckin around on it at work.
 
George says he has a house in the Hamptons to impress girls.

George's parents are away and he brings a girl over to their house and has sex on his parent's bed. When they come home his father starts yelling at him "what the hell is an empty prophylactic wrapper doing on our bed....That's it, your grounded!!!"
 
-when George gets the hair restoration cream from China and Elaine says sexy things into the camera at one of Jerry's shows
-when George gets the massage by Raymond and he says "i think it moved", the same episode where Kramer sees Joe DiMaggio at Dinky Donuts
-when Elaine wants to move into Jerry's building and Kramer says Jerry will lend her the 5,000$ to get the place
 
the one where Jerry sees the pizza cook taking a shit in the bathroom and then not wash his hands and he refuses to eat a slice of his date's pizza

that woman walks in on george naked after he gets outta the pool and laughs

the bubble boy one

Cramer and the girl with the fingernails

Cramer and Newman use a mail truck to drive empty bottles to Michigan to get money to recycle them
 
thewanderer690 said:
lol where cramer gets Jerry that air conditioner and then just opens the window and sticks it there then closes the window on top of it and yells "Installed" and it later falls on this dog that bit elaine earlier
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I love it
 
Seinfeldisms and original quotes are always classic!

She has "man-hands"

He's a close talker

He's a gift-recycler!

"You heard I was in the hospital and decided to stop for a box of juji fruits?!?"

Or when the George doppelganger, Neil, in the hospital laughs at George for attempting to out-Neil him by taking his chick. The evil Kramer double is hilarious too (when Jerry has his own show). The mannequin in the clothing store that looks like Elaine. The doll that looks like George's mother.

Kramer and the way his hair ripples and waves along with his forehead when he slides into Jerry's apartment..."Hey, Jerry"
 
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LOL. The contest. Kramer "I'm out." I like these Kramer pics:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/5a/Kramer6.jpg/250px-Kramer6.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e5/Kramer_entrance.gif

Kramer's coffee table book about coffe tables, his restaurant idea where you get to make your own pizza and when he wants to make "levels" in his apartment.

Jerry sees Fungicide in his girlfriend's medicine cabinet.

George doesn't want Jerry to meet his new girlfriend because he's afraid Jerry will make her laugh more than he does.
 
silverbackn said:
I watched "the Contest" last night. Kramer last about 20 minutes, that's one of my favorites.
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anyone see the family guy where they parodied the contest episode of seinfeld with those amazon villagers
 
I got myself the first 4 seasons of Seinfeld. First box had the season 1 & 2 but there was only 5 episodes from the first season. WTF?

I mean, WTF?
 
perkele said:
I got myself the first 4 seasons of Seinfeld. First box had the season 1 & 2 but there was only 5 episodes from the first season. WTF?

I mean, WTF?
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I've got the first four seasons too. I think the reason they put 1 & 2 together is because the first season was so small. I just recently got season 4 from a client. It is my favorite season thus far. Many classic episodes.
 
silverbackn said:
I've got the first four seasons too. I think the reason they put 1 & 2 together is because the first season was so small. I just recently got season 4 from a client. It is my favorite season thus far. Many classic episodes.
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So there only was 5 episodes done in the first season? Strange.

I'll order seasons 5 & 6 also, but not yet. Just gonna enjoy these first.
 
perkele said:
So there only was 5 episodes done in the first season? Strange.

I'll order seasons 5 & 6 also, but not yet. Just gonna enjoy these first.
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I guess it was because it was there first season, maybe production got started late? I'm not sure. I think season 4 is the best I have seen yet.
 
I gotta open up those box sets and start watching them again. The puffy shirt's still in its' box. LOL.

Anyone remember that episode where Jerry has to watch that guy's dog while George and Elaine want to go see that move "Prognosis Negative". I guess it was a real move that Jerry and Larry David wrote together before Seinfeld got picked up. The studios didn't like the idea so it never got made. It was supposed to be about a guy who wants to get married but doesn't like the idea of being in a committed relationship. So he decides to marry a girl who only has 6 months to live just to say that he was married.

I like that stand up act he did about the greatest thing about being married is that you get to introduce your partner as "my wife". "Everything sounds much more professional when you say those words. 'My wife and I are going to the movies.' 'I just got tickets to the opera. I'm going with my wife.' It really has a nice ring to it somehow." :)
 
alex2678 said:
I gotta open up those box sets and start watching them again. The puffy shirt's still in its' box. LOL.

Anyone remember that episode where Jerry has to watch that guy's dog while George and Elaine want to go see that move "Prognosis Negative". I guess it was a real move that Jerry and Larry David wrote together before Seinfeld got picked up. The studios didn't like the idea so it never got made. It was supposed to be about a guy who wants to get married but doesn't like the idea of being in a committed relationship. So he decides to marry a girl who only has 6 months to live just to say that he was married.

I like that stand up act he did about the greatest thing about being married is that you get to introduce your partner as "my wife". "Everything sounds much more professional when you say those words. 'My wife and I are going to the movies.' 'I just got tickets to the opera. I'm going with my wife.' It really has a nice ring to it somehow." :)
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You got the collector's edition puffy shirt?! I laugh every damn time I see that thing somewhere, it's awesome. I love the part of the "Prognosis Negateive" Episode where Elaine and George are alone and have nothing to talk about. Then they are at Jerry's and they don't want him to go to the bathroom because they don't want to be left alone.
 
I just watched this episode last night. The one where George gets the massage from a man (Raymond) and he thinks it moves, that shit kills me.
 
Hahaha. He's trying to talk about baseball during the massage.

I saw the one where George starts going out with this girl and Kramer comes in and says "You know what. You look just like Jerry." right to her face. Now George thinks he's going out with a female Jerry. At the end she cuts her hair and has a demin shirt with black jeans on. :)
 
i like the one where kramer adopts the stretch of highway and elaine is ordering chinese food out of the janitors closet across the street from her apartment
 
Devastation said:
i like the one where kramer adopts the stretch of highway and elaine is ordering chinese food out of the janitors closet across the street from her apartment
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That is a great episode, complete trainwreck
 
Kramer starts the movie phone from the apartment where people call in to see when movies are playing. But he doesn't know what number people are pressing. Found the scene online lol:

Kramer: "Hello -- And welcome to movie phone. If you know the name of the movie you'd like to see, press one. "

George: {pushes one} "Come On, Come on"

Kramer: "Using the touch tone keypad, please enter the first three letters of the movie title now."

George : Keys in numbers

Kramer: "You've selected -- Agent Zero. If that's correct press one."

George: "What?"

Kramer: "You've selected -- Brown Eye Girl. If this is correct press one."
Long Pause...

Kramer: "Why don't you just tell me the name of the movie you selected?"

George: "Chunnel"

Kramer: "To find the theater nearest you, please enter your five digit zip code now."

George : Keys in numbers

Kramer: "Why don't you just tell me where you want to see the movie?"

George: "Lowes Pagagon 84th and Broadway."

Kramer: "Chunnel is playing at the 84th street cinema in the main theater at 9:30 pm."

George : "Yeah now I got'cha"

Kramer: "It's also playing in theater number two at 9 o'clock."
 
silverbackn said:
I just watched this episode last night. The one where George gets the massage from a man (Raymond) and he thinks it moves, that shit kills me.
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lol, that was a funny episode.
 
I love the episode where George does the opposite of what he would always do and everything completely turns around in his life, it's hilarious
 
silverbackn said:
I love the episode where George does the opposite of what he would always do and everything completely turns around in his life, it's hilarious
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LOL. He sees the girl sitting on the stool: "Hi I'm George. I'm 30 years old, unemployed and live with my parents. Will you go out with me?"
 
the final episode where they were all put on trial for 'doing nothing' was very memorable

also when kramer reverses the peep holes in his door so everyone can see in !! :D
 
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