Seinfeld: Funniest Scenes

[silverbackn]

i like the one where kramer adopts the stretch of highway and elaine is ordering chinese food out of the janitors closet across the street from her apartment

That is a great episode, complete trainwreck

 

[alex2678]

Kramer starts the movie phone from the apartment where people call in to see when movies are playing. But he doesn't know what number people are pressing. Found the scene online lol:

Kramer: "Hello -- And welcome to movie phone. If you know the name of the movie you'd like to see, press one. "

George: {pushes one} "Come On, Come on"

Kramer: "Using the touch tone keypad, please enter the first three letters of the movie title now."

George : Keys in numbers

Kramer: "You've selected -- Agent Zero. If that's correct press one."

George: "What?"

Kramer: "You've selected -- Brown Eye Girl. If this is correct press one."
Long Pause...

Kramer: "Why don't you just tell me the name of the movie you selected?"

George: "Chunnel"

Kramer: "To find the theater nearest you, please enter your five digit zip code now."

George : Keys in numbers

Kramer: "Why don't you just tell me where you want to see the movie?"

George: "Lowes Pagagon 84th and Broadway."

Kramer: "Chunnel is playing at the 84th street cinema in the main theater at 9:30 pm."

George : "Yeah now I got'cha"

Kramer: "It's also playing in theater number two at 9 o'clock."

 

[perkele]

I just watched this episode last night. The one where George gets the massage from a man (Raymond) and he thinks it moves, that shit kills me.

lol, that was a funny episode.

 

[silverbackn]

I love the episode where George does the opposite of what he would always do and everything completely turns around in his life, it's hilarious

 

[alex2678]

I love the episode where George does the opposite of what he would always do and everything completely turns around in his life, it's hilarious

LOL. He sees the girl sitting on the stool: "Hi I'm George. I'm 30 years old, unemployed and live with my parents. Will you go out with me?"

 

[silverbackn]

LOL. He sees the girl sitting on the stool: "Hi I'm George. I'm 30 years old, unemployed and live with my parents. Will you go out with me?"

lmao

 

[Time Bandit]

the final episode where they were all put on trial for 'doing nothing' was very memorable

also when kramer reverses the peep holes in his door so everyone can see in !!

 

[heavyweightchamp]

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