secret masterbation

[kuda']

do you feel any guilt secretly masterbating to someone and talking to them with a straight face in person !!!

 

[dabuffguy]

do you feel any guilt secretly masterbating to someone and talking to them with a straight face in person !!!

Can I pin?

 

[kuda']

depends what your pinning !!!!

 

[WoodyO]

*masturbation

 

[dabuffguy]

depends what your pinning !!!!

Cyanide in your throat.

 

[noodles1010]

How the hell do u even do that?!

 

[PICK3]

want to know wut I'm dewing rght now?

 

[Idobehigh]

This thread is useless with out a video demonstration

 

[kuda']

whats considered "chronic" masturbation, once twice a day !!!

 

[PICK3]

I feel "gulity" for knot mopping your ass fgt!

 

[kuda']

your gonna need a strong mop then !!!

 

[noodles1010]

Mops and masturbation???... Sounds suspect to me..

 

[WoodyO]

Hold on, I'm gonna cum.

 

[kuda']

lol !!!

 

[nydj66]

Whenever a chick asks me "mind if I smoke?" I pull out my dick and say, "mind if I jerk off?"

 

[T580]

I feel "gulity" for knot mopping your ass fgt!

Lol lol wtf is "knot mopping" sounds complicated.

 

[smurf2]

I just masturbated

 

[WoodyO]

I'm taking a break before I finish myself off.

 

[dabuffguy]

Lol lol wtf is "knot mopping" sounds complicated.

Shut up

 

[ceo]

why keep it a secret? If I masturbate "to" someone, they damn well know about it.

by the way, woodyo...

 

[caligirl85]

And you guys call it a beer club!

 

[ceo]

shh!

there's beer involved!

just ask nef!

 

[WoodyO]

When is our masturbation club meeting again?

 

[ceo]

maybe the 27th or the 4th.

Last month was a no go because I was gone for a couple weeks, and came back the day before Brian Jr's school started. It's been a whirlwind ever since then.

I'm thinking it will be at Green Flash though.

 

[WoodyO]

Yeah, Woody's back in school too. So only Friday or Saturday is good for me if I'm heading that far south.

 

[miplank]

depends what your pinning !!!!

you're

 

[-SD-]

Lol lol wtf is "knot mopping" sounds complicated.

Just who the fuck are you?

 

[T580]

Shut up

Why you mad bro? Feelings hurt? Go jerk off, secretly.

 

[dabuffguy]

Why you mad bro? Feelings hurt? Go jerk off, secretly.

Not mad, you're just a faggot and need to shut up and leave.

 

[miplank]

oh you mad!

 

[T580]

Not mad, you're just a faggot and need to shut up and leave.

Lol deep breaths guy. It'll be ok

 

[dabuffguy]

Lol deep breaths guy. It'll be ok

I'm fuming over here, pacing back and forth just trying to figure out what to do with this.

 

[miplank]

start by logging out

 

[dabuffguy]

start by logging out

I was leaning toward a mopping approach.

 

[miplank]

oh, well that works too.

 

[T580]

Lol lol at you fuming wow guy. do some push ups or deadlifts or cry a lil really up to you. But thanks for the warm welcome lol

 

[miplank]

And you guys call it a beer club!

you misread it...they said, "bear club"

 

[dabuffguy]

Lol lol at you fuming wow guy. do some push ups or deadlifts or cry a lil really up to you. But thanks for the warm welcome lol

Darkness is spreading.

 

[miplank]

bro you gotta throw in a couple reds to put them in the neg.


what is this your first day here?

 

[miplank]

I gotta do everything around here..

 

[dabuffguy]

The mobile doesn't have the karma feature. I would have redded his ass.

 

[miplank]

fuck the mobile app

 

[miplank]

get a macbook pro like a bawse!

 

[dabuffguy]

fuck the mobile app

+1 It sucks.


I have a computer, I only use it for work stuff.

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[nydj66]

For some reason girls don't take it as a compliment when you tell her you think about her when you jerk off.

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[bigbassturd]

you misread it...they said, "bear club"

*bare

 

[wootoom]

*masturbation*

 

[miplank]

For some reason girls don't take it as a compliment when you tell her you think about her when you jerk off.

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since when?

 

[miplank]

*bare

no..bear

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear_(gay_culture)






Don't ever fucking correct me again...

 

[bigbassturd]

no..bear

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear_(gay_culture)






Don't ever fucking correct me again...

no fucking shit dumbass

But bare is also funny cause they'd all be naked

Holy fuk plank use your got dam brain

 

[miplank]

that is not as funny, don't try and back track you sonofabitch i'm on to you.

 

[bigbassturd]

Bare bear club?

 

[miplank]

judges????

 

[miplank]

yup...they'll accept it!!

 

[bigbassturd]

Lolololololol!!!!!

 

[miplank]

lololololololololo!!!

 

[-SD-]

judges????

We would have to convene a Rob Tribunal

 

[wootoom]

For some reason girls don't take it as a compliment when you tell her you think about her when you jerk off.

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mine does for some reason

 

[nydj66]

mine does for some reason

I should have specifies "aquantances". Girlfriends don't count.

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[miplank]

I should have specifies "aquantances". Girlfriends don't count.

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*acquaintances