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Scotsman
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This interview took place on 7/6/04 while Scotsman was very bored.
Scotsman: OK let’s get the crap out of the way first. Givesome stats age, height, weight, Relationship status?
Scotsman: Well let’s see I am 27 about 6’2” weighing between 295 and 300 right now, and am single.
Scotsman: Where do you live? What do you do for a living?
Scotsman: I live in Denver Colorado. I am a geologist with a natural gas analysis company.
Scotsman: So what does you job entail?
Scotsman: Basically I travel all over the US and a little in Canada, and work on drill rigs to collect rock samples for analysis.
Scotsman: How long have you been on Elite and how did you find out about it?
Scotsman: I registered in June of 2001 so a little over three years. I used to work with Macrophage69alpha so that’s how I found the site.
Scotsman: Who have you met from Elite and who would you like to meet?
Scotsman: Let’s see I already mentioned Macro, Anabolicdiabetic who doesn’t post anymore is one of my best friends as well as MacroMammaryPhilia. I have had the pleasure of meeting and training with Spatts and Project. Both very nice and cool people.
As for people I’d like to meet here’s the short list:
Becoming- Need to drink beer and throw rocks with this guy.
Seashell and SuperQT- Two very nice Canadian girls, also damn hot.
MsBeverlyHill- Sounds really awesome plus I can be her weight bitch.LOL
StrongSmartSexy- Great guy. Have corresponded with him about workouts.
WalkingBeast- Seems like a dedicated lifter plus I like his attitude.
BodyByFinaplix- Cool guy plus he deadlifts.
There are a bunch more but I don’t want to take up the whole interview with this.
Scotsman: What are you favorite lifts?
Scotsman: Deadlift for sure just because nothing else hurts like that. Also anything to do with back.
Scotsman: What are the goals of your training?
Scotsman: I want to compete in strongman, highland games, and powerlifting.
Scotsman: What’s you weakest link?
Scotsman: Definitely bench, I have never been a great presser. Also I hate training abs.
Scotsman: What are your career goals?
Scotsman: I want to go back to school get my master’s and PHD, then teach college.
Scotsman: On to the interesting stuff. Who at Elite do you not like?
Scotsman: There are a couple of people who I won’t mention. I just tend to ignore people who bother me.
Scotsman: What’s the funniest thing ever posted on Elite?
Scotsman: Definitely Chefwide’s poo posts. Don’t think I have ever laughed that hard at anything on the net before. Shit I forgot Chef earlier I would love to meet him and taste the cooking.
Scotsman: For QT, what’s under the Kilt?
Scotsman: Next question please.
Scotsman: What’s up with all the tatts, and why did you wait so long to post pics?
Scotsman: The tatts go along with my Viking persona and Scottish heritage. As for the pics just a general lack of a digital camera.
Scotsman: I’d like to thank you for your time, but just one last question. Why have you had the same avatar for two and a half years? Most people change them almost weekly.
Scotsman: I just like the pic plus not being a computer person I am not good at editing things down.
Note: this is intended as satire as probably no one cares enough to ever interview the Scotsman, so I took it upon myself to do so. Feel free to ask any further questions you like.
Cheers,
Scotsman
Scotsman: OK let’s get the crap out of the way first. Givesome stats age, height, weight, Relationship status?
Scotsman: Well let’s see I am 27 about 6’2” weighing between 295 and 300 right now, and am single.
Scotsman: Where do you live? What do you do for a living?
Scotsman: I live in Denver Colorado. I am a geologist with a natural gas analysis company.
Scotsman: So what does you job entail?
Scotsman: Basically I travel all over the US and a little in Canada, and work on drill rigs to collect rock samples for analysis.
Scotsman: How long have you been on Elite and how did you find out about it?
Scotsman: I registered in June of 2001 so a little over three years. I used to work with Macrophage69alpha so that’s how I found the site.
Scotsman: Who have you met from Elite and who would you like to meet?
Scotsman: Let’s see I already mentioned Macro, Anabolicdiabetic who doesn’t post anymore is one of my best friends as well as MacroMammaryPhilia. I have had the pleasure of meeting and training with Spatts and Project. Both very nice and cool people.
As for people I’d like to meet here’s the short list:
Becoming- Need to drink beer and throw rocks with this guy.
Seashell and SuperQT- Two very nice Canadian girls, also damn hot.
MsBeverlyHill- Sounds really awesome plus I can be her weight bitch.LOL
StrongSmartSexy- Great guy. Have corresponded with him about workouts.
WalkingBeast- Seems like a dedicated lifter plus I like his attitude.
BodyByFinaplix- Cool guy plus he deadlifts.
There are a bunch more but I don’t want to take up the whole interview with this.
Scotsman: What are you favorite lifts?
Scotsman: Deadlift for sure just because nothing else hurts like that. Also anything to do with back.
Scotsman: What are the goals of your training?
Scotsman: I want to compete in strongman, highland games, and powerlifting.
Scotsman: What’s you weakest link?
Scotsman: Definitely bench, I have never been a great presser. Also I hate training abs.
Scotsman: What are your career goals?
Scotsman: I want to go back to school get my master’s and PHD, then teach college.
Scotsman: On to the interesting stuff. Who at Elite do you not like?
Scotsman: There are a couple of people who I won’t mention. I just tend to ignore people who bother me.
Scotsman: What’s the funniest thing ever posted on Elite?
Scotsman: Definitely Chefwide’s poo posts. Don’t think I have ever laughed that hard at anything on the net before. Shit I forgot Chef earlier I would love to meet him and taste the cooking.
Scotsman: For QT, what’s under the Kilt?
Scotsman: Next question please.
Scotsman: What’s up with all the tatts, and why did you wait so long to post pics?
Scotsman: The tatts go along with my Viking persona and Scottish heritage. As for the pics just a general lack of a digital camera.
Scotsman: I’d like to thank you for your time, but just one last question. Why have you had the same avatar for two and a half years? Most people change them almost weekly.
Scotsman: I just like the pic plus not being a computer person I am not good at editing things down.
Note: this is intended as satire as probably no one cares enough to ever interview the Scotsman, so I took it upon myself to do so. Feel free to ask any further questions you like.
Cheers,
Scotsman
