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Scandalous k store happenings!!!!!!!!!!

KillahBee

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samoth gifted a platinum membership for stefka on 26-Sep-2007 - 07:49 PM


MAD e-game, SON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
I think this move officially catapults samote above healother in the EF's favoritest virgins list.

Samote: "Game on, you girl-cuddling fairy. I await your countermove"
 
Samoth has some game.

However, several of us are worried that Strefka has been throwing herself at him to take advantage of him for his mod powers.

I wonder what she did for the free plat?

hooker.jpg
 
KillahBee said:
^^^ sluttin it up for some Mod power, huh?

Yep!

She is taking advantage of Samoths good nature.
 
Stefka said:
Wait, it only lasts for an hour?
That kind of sucks.

Yes.

You are going to have to give it up to Samoth every hour for you to take advantage of him.

You don't have platinum between your legs girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!#@$(RH(
 
all the whey said:
Yes.

You are going to have to give it up to Samoth every hour for you to take advantage of him.

You don't have platinum between your legs girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!#@$(RH(

That I dont mind.

But bombing kb every hour on the hour is just going to get old.
 
Stefka said:
Agh!
Now I can see my k message pics without clicking on them.
wtf?

Yee Haaawww!! Looky at all deesss fancy buttensss.


Stefka reminds me of a chick you would take to Applebees, because you know she would be so impresses she couldn't help but give it up.
 
all the whey said:
Yee Haaawww!! Looky at all deesss fancy buttensss.


Stefka reminds me of a chick you would take to Applebees, because you know she would be so impresses she couldn't help but give it up.

After what I've just seen, a pie and a ribeye just isn't going to do it for me anymore.
 
Poor Samoth.

Strefka = Elite's Yoko Ono
 
Stefka said:
Wait, who am I breaking up?

Samoth from his friends and his responsibilities as a mod.
 
KillahBee said:
Nice bomb.

That's weird, another chick looking for e-ttention.

TEE HEE!!!!!!!!!!!! tittles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Typical chick.

She gets some nice guy to buy her plat. Then, she uses it to flirt with the bad boy.
 
all the whey said:
Typical chick.

She gets some nice guy to buy her plat. Then, she uses it to flirt with the bad boy.


Exactly. Poor samote, hopefully he learned a lesson. The more he gives her, the more I take. The nicer he is, the bigger dick I am.

And so the cycle goes on and on until he and stefka have another boring evening of playing Magic ("look hunny, I have gargoyle to the 7th power in dimension Exutia times purple rainbow!!!!") and when stefka leaves after they hug goodbye and samote goes and makes a post on Manowar4eva.com about it, she heads on over to KB's house for a nice backhand sandweech and some good ol fashioned asphyxiation sex
 
KillahBee said:
Exactly. Poor samote, hopefully he learned a lesson. The more he gives her, the more I take. The nicer he is, the bigger dick I am.

And so the cycle goes on and on until he and stefka have another boring evening of playing Magic ("look hunny, I have gargoyle to the 7th power in dimension Exutia times purple rainbow!!!!") and when stefka leaves after they hug goodbye and samote goes and makes a post on Manowar4eva.com about it, she heads on over to KB's house for a nice backhand sandweech and some good ol fashioned asphyxiation sex
lmao
 
KillahBee said:
Exactly. Poor samote, hopefully he learned a lesson. The more he gives her, the more I take. The nicer he is, the bigger dick I am.

And so the cycle goes on and on until he and stefka have another boring evening of playing Magic ("look hunny, I have gargoyle to the 7th power in dimension Exutia times purple rainbow!!!!") and when stefka leaves after they hug goodbye and samote goes and makes a post on Manowar4eva.com about it, she heads on over to KB's house for a nice backhand sandweech and some good ol fashioned asphyxiation sex
lol sig material
 
redguru said:
bros b4 hos

I agree bro.

Strefca and Smurfy are hoes.
 
redguru said:
bros b4 hos

Hey redguru we finally agree on something! I guess instead of politics we will just have to talk about bitches. There are plenty of them over here and I see this thread has it's share, how about where you're at?
 
Megalomaniac said:
let me guess, 1 + 1 = free plat for a week

I am guessing more like a 1/2 and 1/2 = free plat for a week.
 
awwww samote has an e-crush! how cute.


funny ass thread!! samote you got put on blast! didn't needto teach you how to cover up your k-store moves?
 
all the whey said:
Typical chick.

She gets some nice guy to buy her plat. Then, she uses it to flirt with the bad boy.

:lmao:

It's funny cuz it's true.
 
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