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supersizeme
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Good show. I got off work at like 9:30 last night, met up with a buddy of mine and headed down to the concert while punishing his dugout on the way. Met up with an ex of mine who was already down there because she had gotten a suite with 8 tickets from her company. We spent the whole concert getting faced up in the bar watching the show and bullshitting. I'm not a diehard 311 fan or anything, but they sounded great live even though I only knew a handful of songs from the main setlist. Encore was "Creatures" and "Down." Got to talk protein shakes with my ex's best friend who had dropped 30lbs since I saw her last about 2 years ago. She's all Conan'ed out now and was showing off her arms and shoulders which had better delts on them than most guys I know. All in all it was a damn fun night. The funniest part of it was when, on our way out of the show, my buddy and I stopped off to take a piss in the bathroom. The area we were in was apart from the main crowd because the suites were all upstairs. I go to the first urinal and then my buddy comes in the bathroom drunk and singing "MR. Lover Man - SHABBA!" at the top of his lungs. In the stall next to me were two people fucking. So he continues to sing and I'm cracking up because he has no idea that some chick is bent over the toilet getting it while thinking she's being serenaded. I didn't mention the irony of what he was singing until after we got out of there. I've never had sex in a public bathroom before. I assume you do it doggystyle with her bent over the toilet so that you can kick her in the ass and flush her head after you bust?? Is there a more comfortable way to hit it?
While I was pissing all I could think about was recreating that scene in Karate Kid where Daniel, hidden behind a shower curtain, put that hose over the stall where Kobra Kai member and evil nemesis Johnny was rolling one up and turned it on. But then I remembered that I'm 28 years old and too old for that so I settled for jerking off there at the urinal and then kneeling down to shoot it into their stall.
While I was pissing all I could think about was recreating that scene in Karate Kid where Daniel, hidden behind a shower curtain, put that hose over the stall where Kobra Kai member and evil nemesis Johnny was rolling one up and turned it on. But then I remembered that I'm 28 years old and too old for that so I settled for jerking off there at the urinal and then kneeling down to shoot it into their stall.
