Satan just called!

[biteme]

I hear this strange beep in my room and I'm looking all over to find the source. Another 45 seconds or so, I hear it again, can't find it anywhere. Again, about 45 seconds and I hear it again. It sounds distant, but I pull my cell phone out of my pocket and the #'s 666 had been dialed. Shit.

 

[jerkbox]

answer bitch... i need to tell you something

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

sorry bro, i gave curling your cell #

 

[biteme]

answer bitch... i need to tell you something

LMAO.

 

[PatsFan34]

Maybe he's hungry?

 

[SoreArms]

Satans not fucking around with pagers anymore. You would have gotten an e-mail or at the very least he would have texted you on your celly

 

[biteme]

Satans not fucking around with pagers anymore. You would have gotten an e-mail or at the very least he would have texted you on your celly

WHew!!! Thank God. I was beginning to worry.

 

[digger]

Somebody's knockin'... Should I let him in?
Lord, it's the Devil -- would you look at him!
I heard about him, but I never dreamed
He'd have blue eyes and blue jeans....

He says we'll have one heavenly night;
My feet are burnin' so he oughta feel right
at home....
-- Terry Gibbs

 

[Moderate_THIS]

^^^^ Azazel

 

[sigweed]

my phone dials 3333333333333333333333333333 a lot when i forget to put it on lock

 

[Moderate_THIS]

my Taco Bell usual costs $6.66

 

[biteme]

my Taco Bell usual costs $6.66

That's a sure sign that you're heading for hell, better change courses.

 

[jerkbox]

i pranked someone once who had 666 in their number and said something about satan....the lady screamed and hung up.....i called her back to see if she was ok, then told her i was gonna eat her soul

 

[powerslave]

i pranked someone once who had 666 in their number and said something about satan....the lady screamed and hung up.....i called her back to see if she was ok, then told her i was gonna eat her soul

 

[superqt4u2nv]

i pranked someone once who had 666 in their number and said something about satan....the lady screamed and hung up.....i called her back to see if she was ok, then told her i was gonna eat her soul

 

[Pamela]

Big Satan?

I've wondered where he's been..!

 

[biteme]

Big Satan?

I've wondered where he's been..!

I hope it wasn't that crazy guy that use to post here. I can't remember his handle but the dude was pure evil.

Satanic Goatslayer. I just remembered. Great, now I'll have bad dreams.

 

[Pamela]

I hope it wasn't that crazy guy that use to post here. I can't remember his handle but the dude was pure evil.

I remember "He always liked you.."

It may have been him!

 

[puddlemonkey]

Nice avatar! Too bad the production on that album sounds so thin.