Salma

[Y_lifter]

 

[jerkbox]

omg....i love you

 

[bluepeter]

Christ. Be right back......

 

[jnevin]

She is so freaking hot. Even when she had the Bert & Ernie unibrow in that movie, I'd 2-pump-chump the hell outta her.

 

[ksharp01]

is that a clip from Ugly Betty?
I love that show

 

[jerkbox]

i have something that would fit perfectly between those thangs

 

[jnevin]

i have something that would fit perfectly between those thangs

A different blouse?

 

[jerkbox]

i'd paint some white stripes on em

 

[jnevin]

i'd paint some white stripes on em

Good thinking.

 

[jerkbox]

a paintbrush one might say

 

[jnevin]

I'd use my paint gun and spray the hell outadem bitches.

 

[harmonica]

I'd take her paintballing!

 

[Y_lifter]

I'd even become a small ugly black kid to get up against that..


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...-photos/0505/album22/salma-hayek-06110602.jpg

 

[Y_lifter]

Holy _________ !!


http://www.cinemacomrapadura.com.br...a_hayek_metamorfose_img_wallpaper_01_1024.jpg

 

[Sub-Zero]

Holy _________ !!


http://www.cinemacomrapadura.com.br...a_hayek_metamorfose_img_wallpaper_01_1024.jpg

nice picture!!

 

[Y_lifter]

 

[bluepeter]

Fuck.

 

[Sub-Zero]

ya shes hot

 

[Y_lifter]

That stuff sure as hell doesn't look 40..

 

[Gambino]

damn i love cleavage

 

[digimon7068]

absolutely one of the most beautiful women on the planet. . .

 

[Y_lifter]

I think this one is my all time favorite shot..

 

[Ilk]

Thanks Y_Lifter.. Now shadow can't keep his eyes off that pic...!!!!!!!!!

*Makes oppointment with plastic surgeon*

 

[jerkbox]

god i would insert my tongue into every crevice of that woman's body

 

[Scotsman]

Great work y-lifter, now I can't get up from my desk.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[covergrl80]

I’d do her if I swung that way!!!

She was way hot in Dusk til Dawn

 

[Gambino]

god i would insert my tongue into every crevice of that woman's body

hypothetically...if you met her and she died right away of a heart attack.
nobody else was around, you could get away with it...would you hit it?

 

[jerkbox]

hypothetically...if you met her and she died right away of a heart attack.
nobody else was around, you could get away with it...would you hit it?

i think id have to....i'd at least have a peek...and sniff her panties

 

[samoth]

I’d do her if I swung that way!!!

She was way hot in Dusk til Dawn

I had no idea who this was until this post, lol.

From Dusk 'Til Dawn was a great movie!

 

[alien amp pharm]

Sorry it took me so long to reply, I opened this thread and had to masturbate.

I'm being totally serious.

Plus I'm at work

 

[KillahBee]

as close to perfect as a woman can get

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Am I the only one that thought this thread was about RW?

 

[heatherrae]

She is so freaking PERFECT. All that is natural, too.

 

[Scotsman]

Am I the only one that thought this thread was about RW?

That would have been Sulma.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[jerkbox]

Am I the only one that thought this thread was about RW?

that's Sulma you butthole, and she doesn't look too far off.

 

[LuluDeren]

is that a clip from Ugly Betty?
I love that show

I agree with ya, ksharp! One of the funniest shows in a long time, great ensemble for sure.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

that's Sulma you butthole, and she doesn't look too far off.

Oh fack Now I must never get pissy with here for spelling my name wrong.

 

[Scotsman]

that's Sulma you butthole, and she doesn't look too far off.

Two minutes late jackass.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[jerkbox]

Two minutes late jackass.

Cheers,
Scotsman

thanks bro,


Cheers,
Jerkbox

 

[Y_lifter]

Mexican Immigration Reform Bill bump...


And yes on Suelma being another tasty dark lucious Latino chi ca....

 

[pintoca]

sadly,

pregnancy is not her thing (though I'd still hit it)

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/05/salma_hayek_still_pregnant_hug.php

 

[bluepeter]

This thread must not die.

http://www.poster.net/hayek-salma/hayek-salma-photo-salma-hayek-6205902.jpg

http://www.dancewithshadows.com/movies/images/salma-2.jpg

http://galeri.milliyet.com.tr/2006/6/9En_guzel_gogusler/15.jpg

http://www.balkanmedia.com/m2/sl/2269-1-1.jpg

 

[Y_lifter]

 

[Y_lifter]

Nice Badonkadonk

She was pretty Flexible in her younger days

 

[bluepeter]

Nice Badonkadonk

She was pretty Flexible in her younger days

pwned by Bran90210

 

[Y_lifter]

pwned by Bran90210

Huh ?

 

[Scotsman]

Huh ?

Your second pic appears as a yellow frog compliments of bran pwning the board.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[jnevin]

 

[jnevin]

 

[Nathan]

I wonder how many push-ups she can do at once.

 

[jnevin]

I wonder how many push-ups she can do at once.

Probably one at once.

 

[Y_lifter]

Your second pic appears as a yellow frog compliments of bran pwning the board.

Cheers,
Scotsman

Ahhh, I edited that post and took off the Img tags,
Not sure if that helps. I have them off and didn't notice the frog..

thx,
A fellow Scot
(Deasy -County Cork)
Bring on the Beer

 

[jnevin]

 

[seaking420]

I think this is the first time every1 on EF is in agreement

 

[Y_lifter]

I wonder how many push-ups she can do at once.

I don't really much care.

As long as she can lay there for 2 minutes while I have sex with her,
I'm good.