ROOMATES: what do you HATE about yours.

[mdd]

what do you HATE about your roomate.

i'll start

1) when he drinks something he makes the loudest *gulp gulp gulp* sound i ever herd, it makes me cringe. i wanna fly over there and land a hay maker on him every time i hear it.

2) he chews with his mouth open

3) downloads porn on my computer

4) will wash his face about 9 times a day (i duno just annoys me)

5) smokes 5 gazillion cigarrettes a day. i dont let him smoke here but when he walk in the whole rooms smells like an ash tray.

theres more, i just cant think its early.

lets here yours, i'm sure alot of you got it alot worse than i do

 

[gymrat]

1. They don't exercise

2. They don't eat healthy

3. They keep me awake at night

4. they can't clean up after themselves.

5. Lazy

6. The critisize me for going to the gym so often

7. They sleep the day away.

8. lazy

9. lazy

10. lazy

 

[mdd]

agh you named a few for me also

dont exercise

dont eat right

keep me awake all night

sleep until 3pm

lazy

lazy

lazy

 

[Citruscide]

When they go to work at 7am, come home, eat, workout (30 minutes) come back LAY (no seats for me) on the couch until 8:30 and then go to bed. -- I don't have a roommate, I have a live in Slug.

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[starfish]

My only roommate is my And he is coooool...

Except he doesn't help with the bills.

 

[gymrat]

My only roommate is my And he is coooool...

Except he doesn't help with the bills.

Tell him/her to pick up the slack, or get out.

hhaha, i hate it when roommates claw at your furniture.

 

[Taps]

1. His FAT girlfriend who lives here rent free.

2. The way he eats shit all day and then bitches about having a gut. AND THEN YAPS AT ME ABOUT MY EATING HABBITS!

3. His immaturity.

4. His stupidity.

5. His constant bitching about how messy the appartment is. It's not MY fucking mess!

6. He listens to country music. Worse yet, he sings it in the shower. Loud.

7. The way his feet smell.

8. He uses too much goddamn toilet paper.

9. His jerk-off friends who come over on weekends.

10. The way he always tries to talk to me when I'm watching Star Trek or studying.

Actually, he's a pretty good guy -- we've been freinds since the 8'th grade. To be honest tho, I would much rather live on my own. Oh, and he could probably think of a few nasty things to say about me as well....

 

[Crazier]

The fucker smacks. Ridiculously.

Also the fact that he's moving in with his cousin when our lease is up in two months. I'll have to sell my awesome pool table because I won't be able to afford the room for it.

Back to an apartment? I can't handle that.
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[Roadblock]

Top 10 in no particular order.

1. Opens up a new milkbox if the other one has been standing outside the fridge for more than 10min. (leaving up to 4 boxes halfempty in the fridge every morning)

2. Doesn´t work and stays home but wont get his ass up and help at all with the cleaning part

3. When he runs out of something he takes mine. i.e milk, food, toothpaste, aftershave etc. etc.

4. Reads in the bathroom and leaves all the magazines lying around.

5. He doesn´t mind if he drops something on the floor just leaves it there.

6. He starts whining everytime I put my music on.

7. Talks on the cellphone REALLY LOUD and he says nothing of intrest for anyone and he´s repeating the same joke 20times.(It wont help to shut the door because he talks so loud on the phone)

8. He invites guests without asking permission (It´s my appartment)

9. Steals the remote to my TV

10. Whines about how he wants to be big but eats just enough for maintenance.


But I´ll have to give him credit for one thing...

1. HE MOVES OUT TODAY!!!!!!!


Ps. He uses half a roll of toilet paper every ime he takes a dump.

 

[casavant]

I have two. They're OK guys except:

1) One stays online obsessively playin "Camelot" for up to 12 hours at a time.

2) The other will take the trash out of his room and leave it setting right inside the door, instead of taking it out to the dumpster. Sometimes it will be there for days if I don't take it out myself.

I make up for this by swiping his pizza out of the fridge whenever possible.