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Curly Top turned pro and immediately got busted for roids... had a stint in the clink since it was his third offense.. (first being burglary and second armed robbery) He has the thickest set of beef curtains for lips I have ever seen. If it were not for Chris C and Dennis J, you would never know he existed. He tried getting Chris to help his Topamania video.... but Chris was all like "what the fuck is this about? This don't make no damn sense." His training philosopy is to take a weight and do some reps until failure. Then you INCREASE the weight and DO MORE reps with the heavier weight. WTF? Sounds like you need a dumbass training partner who doesn't mind having to haul the weight off you over and over. He dresses like some 17 year old neighborhood drug dealer.
Ruhl has that ONE TOOTH that fucks up his whole mouth.. it starts at the roof of his mouth and sorts of juts down in front of the other teeth like a jack-o-lantern tooth.
Dennis James isn't any better as he has the worst lip curl in any training pic I have ever seen.. Combine that with that one droopy eye and you would think Tupac has possessed his body. Poor guy, tried to basically copy the same formula Ronnie did with his video, only Dennis came out with something that caused me to lose any wee bit of respect I may ever have for him. Squats with a bench under your butt? Like 1/2 football squats... shit, get on down in the hole bitch.... and did anyone really want to see him going to get some old lady to massage those monkey toes of his.
Darrem just needs to go back to national competition... that forehead, those mosquito calves... no chest to speak of... .he just has a set of arms... decent quads, but nothing else.
I like Dexter... but my god... you look at his poses in contests and he looks like he has 76 teeth in his mouth. A near perfect body... but the way he grimaces, you can't tell if he is posing or in pain.
Last couple of issues, Cutler has been caught with that wide eyed, deer in the head lights look on his face in his training pics. I though having a mullet was bad... until I saw him wearing that fucking headband around... take that shit off... you ain't Dorian.
bob C.... (yeah, I meant to not capitalize his first name..) talks so much shit about Craig Titus's appearance.. you can't help but to wonder if this man has ever seen a mirror? Elvis side burns.... squinty little beady eyes, a 70's era face.... and a fat ass. Talk about a jock lock.... he can't stay off Tom Prince's dick long enough to do his own thing... then again, I can understand... it took him 18 years to turn pro... he needs any coat tails to ride on that he can.
And as far as Tom P goes... I wish magazines would stop talking about how his "amazing" career was cut short. Hell he never won anything.. he best appearance was 3rd at the NOC. He never competed half the time he was a pro anyway.
Curly Top turned pro and immediately got busted for roids... had a stint in the clink since it was his third offense.. (first being burglary and second armed robbery) He has the thickest set of beef curtains for lips I have ever seen. If it were not for Chris C and Dennis J, you would never know he existed. He tried getting Chris to help his Topamania video.... but Chris was all like "what the fuck is this about? This don't make no damn sense." His training philosopy is to take a weight and do some reps until failure. Then you INCREASE the weight and DO MORE reps with the heavier weight. WTF? Sounds like you need a dumbass training partner who doesn't mind having to haul the weight off you over and over. He dresses like some 17 year old neighborhood drug dealer.
Ruhl has that ONE TOOTH that fucks up his whole mouth.. it starts at the roof of his mouth and sorts of juts down in front of the other teeth like a jack-o-lantern tooth.
Dennis James isn't any better as he has the worst lip curl in any training pic I have ever seen.. Combine that with that one droopy eye and you would think Tupac has possessed his body. Poor guy, tried to basically copy the same formula Ronnie did with his video, only Dennis came out with something that caused me to lose any wee bit of respect I may ever have for him. Squats with a bench under your butt? Like 1/2 football squats... shit, get on down in the hole bitch.... and did anyone really want to see him going to get some old lady to massage those monkey toes of his.
Darrem just needs to go back to national competition... that forehead, those mosquito calves... no chest to speak of... .he just has a set of arms... decent quads, but nothing else.
I like Dexter... but my god... you look at his poses in contests and he looks like he has 76 teeth in his mouth. A near perfect body... but the way he grimaces, you can't tell if he is posing or in pain.
Last couple of issues, Cutler has been caught with that wide eyed, deer in the head lights look on his face in his training pics. I though having a mullet was bad... until I saw him wearing that fucking headband around... take that shit off... you ain't Dorian.
bob C.... (yeah, I meant to not capitalize his first name..) talks so much shit about Craig Titus's appearance.. you can't help but to wonder if this man has ever seen a mirror? Elvis side burns.... squinty little beady eyes, a 70's era face.... and a fat ass. Talk about a jock lock.... he can't stay off Tom Prince's dick long enough to do his own thing... then again, I can understand... it took him 18 years to turn pro... he needs any coat tails to ride on that he can.
And as far as Tom P goes... I wish magazines would stop talking about how his "amazing" career was cut short. Hell he never won anything.. he best appearance was 3rd at the NOC. He never competed half the time he was a pro anyway.
c3bodybuilding
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LMAO! See someone sees this shit too! The best "70's era face." He looks like he would be a nerd in the 70s. I bet he was the type that had those sideburns in highschool, wore a 50's black leather jacket all in an attempt to be 'cool'. I seriously can't stand him. His eyeballs always look like they are jumping out of his face.
Dexter and his teeth! LOLOLOLOLOL I know he is just trying to look like he is smiling, but he really does look like he is in serious pain. He gets very lean for a show, but even his condition can't get you to look past those painful mugs he makes.
Theres a few more that bother me, but they aren't coming to mind. Of course theres Matt 'Strongest Arms" Duvall and Aaron "Mr. Intensity" Maddron, but all those muscle tech guys are easy targets. Chris C. is the only person they have thats worth a shit. That Johnny ex powerlifter guy has a decent body, but he has a disturbing head. Not like Darrem's, but something about it.....
Dexter and his teeth! LOLOLOLOLOL I know he is just trying to look like he is smiling, but he really does look like he is in serious pain. He gets very lean for a show, but even his condition can't get you to look past those painful mugs he makes.
Theres a few more that bother me, but they aren't coming to mind. Of course theres Matt 'Strongest Arms" Duvall and Aaron "Mr. Intensity" Maddron, but all those muscle tech guys are easy targets. Chris C. is the only person they have thats worth a shit. That Johnny ex powerlifter guy has a decent body, but he has a disturbing head. Not like Darrem's, but something about it.....
Tiervexx
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BodyByFinaplix said:
you should know that genetics, training, and diet matter a lot more than juice.
And you know that even the heavy juicers that do everything right lose so much mass post cycle that they only way they could ever match someone like Ronnie is if they have an amazing natural base. Juice is FAR from the only thing that separates the people you know from any pro.
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And the worst person I ever hate to see in a magazine is Nassar. He is always bitching and moaning about how the judges were blind or how the guys that were placed ahead of him were given placing gifts... Oh shut the fuck up already.... the reason you haven't placed in the month ALL YEAR LONG is because you - quite frankly - look like shit. You need a full body lancing to drain that Synthol soaked physiques and the judges won't be marking you down. Hell... or maybe even show up in condition for once... otherwise take your bitter ass back to whichever country you crawled out from and tell it to THEM... cause everyone here sees the reason you ain't placing so hot.
Speaking of awful condition... can you believe that Paul Dillett and his monkey ass? First he claims that the IFBB judges are racist and prejudice against him and marking him low... but yet he seems to think he can just waltz into Hungary with about 4 hours of training and dieting under his belt and win the whole thing. WTF? 14th? Man, that aint being marked down... that's being marked OFF! Remember this was the same lazy ass that once pitched a hissy fit years ago because the IFBB did not provide chairs on stage during the prejudging so the competitors could sit down when it was not their turn for comparision. So what he got a rumored (by him) 4 Million Dollar contract... hell it is probably Canadian dollars and that is about, what? $800 by our standards. The man now has judges pissed off at him for personal reasons, fellow bodybuilding competitors avoiding him lack the plague least they appear sympathetic to him and suffer also, and unable to come into the U.S. without looking over his shoulder every 3 minutes due to those outstanding warrants he has on him.
Aaron Madden won't be seeing his pro card anytime soon... due to that gay porn he was involved with. Not only that... but what I have not figured out in the Muscle Tech ad.... when it shows him and Matt Duvall "training" together... it is always Matt with the weights and Aaron is the one standing besides Matt with the screaming face... howling and grimacing.. I always thought it was the one lifting weights that was under stress and strain. I almost keep expecting to see a bubble caption over Aaron's head and read him screaming to Matt "you cocksucker, you just ripped a protein fart and made me drop my weights."
Art Atwood? Mr "One Facial Expression". Look at his ads and the pics of him (non-grimacing) during contests... he still has that sleepy eyed look in every single one of them. His game face/ serious face/ and 4AM - 20 beers later face is all the same one. Not to mention his bottom heavy pecs.
Gunter - very nice guy, not much bad to say about him, except that it seems that EVERYONE except him is high on the hog about this Guntermania hype... I laugh out loud reading here and in the mags about people who actually think he can take Ronnie, Jay and Kevin. What? yeah... ya'll people proclaiming him to be the next Mr O kind of silent... trying to come up with a good excuse to why he should. Personally, I like him... very good guy.. I am very proud to see him placing highly because he honestly deserves it.. he has toiled and paid his dues... very polite, always happy, the sport needs more like him. The only thing I don't like about him is that little nest of vein on his inner thigh near the knee area... looks like that spaghetti mess Dillett has on his shoulders... yeah, I know he can't help it. But I hope he gets 5th place this year.
Toney Freeman is the latest Atlanta boy to turn pro... will he suffer the same curse as Curly Top and Darrel Stafford (remember him?)
Lee Haney - I have nothing but respect for this man... I personally know him. He is a very centered and down to earth guy. One of the nicest people (bb'ing and non-bb'ing) you will EVER meet. And it seems that BB'ing history has just written him off and forgot about him. This man set the standard for todays bb'ers... huge back... set the record after smashing Arnolds for the most Sandows... and can you believe he has to scratch up his own resources to make his own product line. And he only has a tiny quarter size ad in the mags... yeah, they gave him his own column (about time) but someone really needs to snap this man up and give him a contract. You would not believe how in touch with mainstream people (not just atheletes) this man is... Now that being said... as I have told him before.. "Big guy... you need to start watching those photos Flex uses of you...they are still stuck in the 80's." Don't believe me... look in this months at his column.... he is wearing a do-rag, snakeskin spandex shorts, white socks and slip on dress slippers while squatting. Some of the most valueable advice I have ever been given in terms of muscle building has come in 5-7 second chats with him at the water fountain without me even asking him. Flex sucks for doing this to him.
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And the worst person I ever hate to see in a magazine is Nassar. He is always bitching and moaning about how the judges were blind or how the guys that were placed ahead of him were given placing gifts... Oh shut the fuck up already.... the reason you haven't placed in the month ALL YEAR LONG is because you - quite frankly - look like shit. You need a full body lancing to drain that Synthol soaked physiques and the judges won't be marking you down. Hell... or maybe even show up in condition for once... otherwise take your bitter ass back to whichever country you crawled out from and tell it to THEM... cause everyone here sees the reason you ain't placing so hot.
Speaking of awful condition... can you believe that Paul Dillett and his monkey ass? First he claims that the IFBB judges are racist and prejudice against him and marking him low... but yet he seems to think he can just waltz into Hungary with about 4 hours of training and dieting under his belt and win the whole thing. WTF? 14th? Man, that aint being marked down... that's being marked OFF! Remember this was the same lazy ass that once pitched a hissy fit years ago because the IFBB did not provide chairs on stage during the prejudging so the competitors could sit down when it was not their turn for comparision. So what he got a rumored (by him) 4 Million Dollar contract... hell it is probably Canadian dollars and that is about, what? $800 by our standards. The man now has judges pissed off at him for personal reasons, fellow bodybuilding competitors avoiding him lack the plague least they appear sympathetic to him and suffer also, and unable to come into the U.S. without looking over his shoulder every 3 minutes due to those outstanding warrants he has on him.
Aaron Madden won't be seeing his pro card anytime soon... due to that gay porn he was involved with. Not only that... but what I have not figured out in the Muscle Tech ad.... when it shows him and Matt Duvall "training" together... it is always Matt with the weights and Aaron is the one standing besides Matt with the screaming face... howling and grimacing.. I always thought it was the one lifting weights that was under stress and strain. I almost keep expecting to see a bubble caption over Aaron's head and read him screaming to Matt "you cocksucker, you just ripped a protein fart and made me drop my weights."
Art Atwood? Mr "One Facial Expression". Look at his ads and the pics of him (non-grimacing) during contests... he still has that sleepy eyed look in every single one of them. His game face/ serious face/ and 4AM - 20 beers later face is all the same one. Not to mention his bottom heavy pecs.
Gunter - very nice guy, not much bad to say about him, except that it seems that EVERYONE except him is high on the hog about this Guntermania hype... I laugh out loud reading here and in the mags about people who actually think he can take Ronnie, Jay and Kevin. What? yeah... ya'll people proclaiming him to be the next Mr O kind of silent... trying to come up with a good excuse to why he should. Personally, I like him... very good guy.. I am very proud to see him placing highly because he honestly deserves it.. he has toiled and paid his dues... very polite, always happy, the sport needs more like him. The only thing I don't like about him is that little nest of vein on his inner thigh near the knee area... looks like that spaghetti mess Dillett has on his shoulders... yeah, I know he can't help it. But I hope he gets 5th place this year.
Toney Freeman is the latest Atlanta boy to turn pro... will he suffer the same curse as Curly Top and Darrel Stafford (remember him?)
Lee Haney - I have nothing but respect for this man... I personally know him. He is a very centered and down to earth guy. One of the nicest people (bb'ing and non-bb'ing) you will EVER meet. And it seems that BB'ing history has just written him off and forgot about him. This man set the standard for todays bb'ers... huge back... set the record after smashing Arnolds for the most Sandows... and can you believe he has to scratch up his own resources to make his own product line. And he only has a tiny quarter size ad in the mags... yeah, they gave him his own column (about time) but someone really needs to snap this man up and give him a contract. You would not believe how in touch with mainstream people (not just atheletes) this man is... Now that being said... as I have told him before.. "Big guy... you need to start watching those photos Flex uses of you...they are still stuck in the 80's." Don't believe me... look in this months at his column.... he is wearing a do-rag, snakeskin spandex shorts, white socks and slip on dress slippers while squatting. Some of the most valueable advice I have ever been given in terms of muscle building has come in 5-7 second chats with him at the water fountain without me even asking him. Flex sucks for doing this to him.
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c3bodybuilding
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The disrespect towards Haney is way out of control. That column they give him every month is like a slap in the face, even worse is that ad you mention. It's horrible! Poor guy.
I also hate the pics they use. I never thought about the whole 'stuck in 80s' thing, but you are right! He is always wearing those army headbands that were all the rage with black people in the early 80s, along with every 80's sterotypical bodybuilding clothes in his other pics. I always hear people say how nice the man is, and I don't doubt it. I just hope he can afford to soon say F you to Flex, if they don't start showing him the respect he deserves.
I also hate the pics they use. I never thought about the whole 'stuck in 80s' thing, but you are right! He is always wearing those army headbands that were all the rage with black people in the early 80s, along with every 80's sterotypical bodybuilding clothes in his other pics. I always hear people say how nice the man is, and I don't doubt it. I just hope he can afford to soon say F you to Flex, if they don't start showing him the respect he deserves.
I don't think GH is the reason for distended bellies in 99% of bodybuilders.... I mean, look at the guys under 240lbs... they use the hell out of GH... no gut. But look at the guys over the 300lbs mark in the offseason... Ronnie, Ruhl, etc... they seem to be affected by it... I don't think it is GH, but rather the sheer quantity of food they eat that leads to this.
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