reptile owners are weirdos

[p0ink]

ok, i was considering getting a pet reptile...but after seeing their owners...i don't think i want anything to do with it.

lots of poor oral hygiene, crossed eyes, bad tattoos, and strange social habits.

uh, yeah...

 

[jnevin]

Dude, they're people that own a pet for the sole purpose of watching it eat something alive. Kinda odd, dontcha think?

You get me a monitor lizard that can catch a frisbee and lick its balls and we'll talk. That whole poisonous bacterial saliva thing is a dealbreaker though.

 

[pdaddyII]

Stats show that most reptile owners are also nudists

 

[p0ink]

well, i can't have a dog where i live and it really pisses me off.

i need to have some sort of substitute until i own my own place.

 

[pdaddyII]

well, i can't have a dog where i live and it really pisses me off.

i need to have some sort of substitute until i own my own place.

Don't you already have gerbils?

 

[p0ink]

no, just a hamster and a hedgehog...

but houdini the hamster isn't faring to well...and the hedgehog is a hater.

 

[jnevin]

well, i can't have a dog where i live and it really pisses me off.

i need to have some sort of substitute until i own my own place.

Get a fleet of sugar gliders and chuck them around like baseballs. Don't worry... They can fly.

 

[p0ink]

i need a low maintenance pet that isnt fucking boring.

 

[jnevin]

no, just a hamster and a hedgehog...

but houdini the hamster isn't faring to well...and the hedgehog is a hater.

Houdini? Does he "hide" places?

 

[pdaddyII]

What do gerbils call hemorrhoids?






speedbumps


rawr

 

[p0ink]

i didnt name it..my girl did for it's amazing ability to get out of any and all animal enclosures.

 

[jnevin]

i didnt name it..my girl did for it's amazing ability to get out of any and all animal enclosures.

like uranus?