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I jusy found out I have to go to brunch with the family in law tomorrow. I really don't like them. They're all fat, lazy, judgmental, bad table mannered freeloaders. The whif loves them but hates to go to things like these.

Last time we did this, they all magically forgot to bring their credit cards or any cash to dinner. The minute I said I'd cover it, the spouses that couldn't make it were called and came with their demon seed little runts. The whif couldn't even look me in the eye she was so embarrassed. Oh, they all ordered deserts to go, and her fatty mom got an appetizer to go along with the desert.

Her fat pig mom ate half of the appetizers I made one day when I was expecting company that night. Her sister drank a 12 pack of Bass, 1/2 a bottle of Captain, and opened and then spilled a $50 bottle of wine on our new couch. This was all in the same day.

Maybe I'll eat a raw chicken breast tonight before bed so I can go to the hospital with food poisoning. Fair trade, IMO.
 
jnevin said:
Oh, they all ordered deserts to go, and her fatty mom got an appetizer to go along with the desert.

Her fat pig mom ate half of the appetizers I made one day when I was expecting company that night. Her sister drank a 12 pack of Bass, 1/2 a bottle of Captain, and opened and then spilled a $50 bottle of wine on our new couch. This was all in the same day.
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:heks: holy
 
jnevin said:
I jusy found out I have to go to brunch with the family in law tomorrow. I really don't like them. They're all fat, lazy, judgmental, bad table mannered freeloaders. The whif loves them but hates to go to things like these.

Last time we did this, they all magically forgot to bring their credit cards or any cash to dinner. The minute I said I'd cover it, the spouses that couldn't make it were called and came with their demon seed little runts. The whif couldn't even look me in the eye she was so embarrassed. Oh, they all ordered deserts to go, and her fatty mom got an appetizer to go along with the desert.

Her fat pig mom ate half of the appetizers I made one day when I was expecting company that night. Her sister drank a 12 pack of Bass, 1/2 a bottle of Captain, and opened and then spilled a $50 bottle of wine on our new couch. This was all in the same day.

Maybe I'll eat a raw chicken breast tonight before bed so I can go to the hospital with food poisoning. Fair trade, IMO.
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Fuck that; don't go!
 
bor i dont think raw chicken brsts will give u food poisoning unless u have an immunse system of a little girl with aids.


by the way, thats funny as fuck ud deal witht hat. id tell them all to go to fucking hell and leave and if mywife wanted a divorce it would be her own god damn fault. (no im not kididng or exagerating)
 
jnevin said:
I jusy found out I have to go to brunch with the family in law tomorrow. I really don't like them. They're all fat, lazy, judgmental, bad table mannered freeloaders. The whif loves them but hates to go to things like these.

Last time we did this, they all magically forgot to bring their credit cards or any cash to dinner. The minute I said I'd cover it, the spouses that couldn't make it were called and came with their demon seed little runts. The whif couldn't even look me in the eye she was so embarrassed. Oh, they all ordered deserts to go, and her fatty mom got an appetizer to go along with the desert.

Her fat pig mom ate half of the appetizers I made one day when I was expecting company that night. Her sister drank a 12 pack of Bass, 1/2 a bottle of Captain, and opened and then spilled a $50 bottle of wine on our new couch. This was all in the same day.

Maybe I'll eat a raw chicken breast tonight before bed so I can go to the hospital with food poisoning. Fair trade, IMO.
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That is the RUDEST thing that I have ever heard!!! If the spouses and rugrats came, they could have brought their "forgotten" wallets with them, and ordering anything "to go" is incredibly gauche! I would NOT PAY for their meals again, even if it means that they call the damn police on her family. !!! Man, I am steamed just reading that!

I will pray that you don't throttle one of them and end up in jail!
 
stage an elaborate accident. call one of your friends and have him broadside you while you're backing out of the driveway. do it in full view of her. it's a sure bet you won't have to go.....
 
The mom and sister always bring their little yip dogs with them when they come over. I'm allergic to them and have asked a number of times politely for them to leave the dogs at home. No to mention, I have a 100 lb. Dobie that gets uncomfortable when they're there. I don't want him to do anything to the yippers. They bring them anyway, Hannibal gets pissed, and barks, sometimes swats at them. They yell at my boy, I get angry and ask why the dogs are there anyway. It suddenly becomes their house, the whif talks to the mom and sister about the fucking dogs, and it never gets fixed. Best part about those little fucks, the mom's dog jumped on our bed a few years ago right after I bought a new down comforter. I bought it that day. The fucking dog had its period on the comforter. She didn't even apologize. I don't know who raised the whif, because she is nothing like that pack of fat pig savages.
 
HumanTarget said:
stage an elaborate accident. call one of your friends and have him broadside you while you're backing out of the driveway. do it in full view of her. it's a sure bet you won't have to go.....
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Hmmm. May be more trouble than it's worth, but I like where you're going with it.
 
jnevin said:
The mom and sister always bring their little yip dogs with them when they come over. I'm allergic to them and have asked a number of times politely for them to leave the dogs at home. No to mention, I have a 100 lb. Dobie that gets uncomfortable when they're there. I don't want him to do anything to the yippers. They bring them anyway, Hannibal gets pissed, and barks, sometimes swats at them. They yell at my boy, I get angry and ask why the dogs are there anyway. It suddenly becomes their house, the whif talks to the mom and sister about the fucking dogs, and it never gets fixed. Best part about those little fucks, the mom's dog jumped on our bed a few years ago right after I bought a new down comforter. I bought it that day. The fucking dog had its period on the comforter. She didn't even apologize. I don't know who raised the whif, because she is nothing like that pack of fat pig savages.
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bro why do u let them come over and do that, id fucking go apeshit, or go over to their house DRUNK AS FUCK and completely demolish it.

and by drunk i mean sober cuz of BB reasons, but pretend to be drunk, go tripping on cough syrup
 
SublimeZM said:
bro why do u let them come over and do that, id fucking go apeshit, or go over to their house DRUNK AS FUCK and completely demolish it.

and by drunk i mean sober cuz of BB reasons, but pretend to be drunk, go tripping on cough syrup
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You know, cough syrup is loaded with sugar and many brands have alcohol in them. You fuggin photo negative of an anorexic but just as fucking whacked out he-beef curtain.

On the other stuff, the dogs will not be in the house, and I won't pay for any of them. Maybe her grandma. I like her and she's 90. Sweet lady.
 
jnevin said:
You know, cough syrup is loaded with sugar and many brands have alcohol in them. You fuggin photo negative of an anorexic but just as fucking whacked out he-beef curtain.

On the other stuff, the dogs will not be in the house, and I won't pay for any of them. Maybe her grandma. I like her and she's 90. Sweet lady.
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FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
jnevin said:
The mom and sister always bring their little yip dogs with them when they come over. I'm allergic to them and have asked a number of times politely for them to leave the dogs at home. No to mention, I have a 100 lb. Dobie that gets uncomfortable when they're there. I don't want him to do anything to the yippers. They bring them anyway, Hannibal gets pissed, and barks, sometimes swats at them. They yell at my boy, I get angry and ask why the dogs are there anyway. It suddenly becomes their house, the whif talks to the mom and sister about the fucking dogs, and it never gets fixed. Best part about those little fucks, the mom's dog jumped on our bed a few years ago right after I bought a new down comforter. I bought it that day. The fucking dog had its period on the comforter. She didn't even apologize. I don't know who raised the whif, because she is nothing like that pack of fat pig savages.
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For the love of all that is Holy!!! I would not let them over every again! I swear that I wouldn't! They don't respect your house or your rules in the least little bit! I would tell the wife that if she wants to visit the family, the family outing must not be held at your house. They have just got a history of total lack of respect. Bringing a bitch in heat to someone's house and letting it roam and get blood on things should be a capital offense!
 
Screw that, conveniently forget your manners and kick them all in the teeth.

Then maybe punch them in the throat for good measure and just to be sure. I would say get the women spaded but, it is already too late.
 
If you pray for me ill pray for you. My girls parents are fucking ass holes and i hate them with a passion. Her mom ead a email i sent my girl a while and said i have problems because i have so much hatred. Me and my girl are both athletic and in shape and there fat!! !!And i hate fat people that are slobs!! I really eel your pain and glad im not the only one
 
If you pray for me ill pray for you. My girls parents are fucking ass holes and i hate them with a passion. Her mom ead a email i sent my girl a while and said i have problems because i have so much hatred. Me and my girl are both athletic and in shape and there fat!! !!And i hate fat people that are slobs!! I really feel your pain and glad im not the only one
 
Dang, well my prayers are with you.May I also add not to sit to close to mom in law as she may chew off your arms! lol
Really though that sucks, maybe you should say you forgot your card this time and see how they react.
 
lol you and the wife go out to eat separately beforehand so when you meet up with the family, youre not hungry. so you just sit there, dont order anything and let the Fatpants McChubbyKnuckles eat and pay for their own Chow. then kick yourself in the nuts because that's always fun too
 
Lol @ the responses. I had her call the fam and tell them to bring money this time. I bet they all order cereal or something. What's better is they picked a place that's kind of expensive, and now that we said that, they're trying to see if we can go to a different one. I'm insisting upon the nice place because it's whif's b-day Monday.

Tee
 
jnevin said:
The mom and sister always bring their little yip dogs with them when they come over. I'm allergic to them and have asked a number of times politely for them to leave the dogs at home. No to mention, I have a 100 lb. Dobie that gets uncomfortable when they're there. I don't want him to do anything to the yippers. They bring them anyway, Hannibal gets pissed, and barks, sometimes swats at them. They yell at my boy, I get angry and ask why the dogs are there anyway. It suddenly becomes their house, the whif talks to the mom and sister about the fucking dogs, and it never gets fixed. Best part about those little fucks, the mom's dog jumped on our bed a few years ago right after I bought a new down comforter. I bought it that day. The fucking dog had its period on the comforter. She didn't even apologize. I don't know who raised the whif, because she is nothing like that pack of fat pig savages.
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omg, sounds like you need to move far enough away they cant afford the gas to come visit. I would FIND a way out of that for sure... if you dont go to bruunch, don't let your wife take the credit card, you just may end up paying even if you're not there..... a bad case of the runs could keep you home! good luck
 
SwolK said:
you need to stand up to them bro... dont let them do that to ya

ill be praying for ya
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I choose my battles. A few hunderd bucks on a dinner for people I see twice a year and who weren't raised better isn't worth the hassle of trying to explain it to people that just... don't... get it.

As far as the dogs go, they'll never be in the house again. I quit drinking so they're fucked there too.

I just don't get how some people can go through their entire lives without a clue.
 
jnevin said:
I jusy found out I have to go to brunch with the family in law tomorrow. I really don't like them. They're all fat, lazy, judgmental, bad table mannered freeloaders. The whif loves them but hates to go to things like these.

Last time we did this, they all magically forgot to bring their credit cards or any cash to dinner. The minute I said I'd cover it, the spouses that couldn't make it were called and came with their demon seed little runts. The whif couldn't even look me in the eye she was so embarrassed. Oh, they all ordered deserts to go, and her fatty mom got an appetizer to go along with the desert.

Her fat pig mom ate half of the appetizers I made one day when I was expecting company that night. Her sister drank a 12 pack of Bass, 1/2 a bottle of Captain, and opened and then spilled a $50 bottle of wine on our new couch. This was all in the same day.

Maybe I'll eat a raw chicken breast tonight before bed so I can go to the hospital with food poisoning. Fair trade, IMO.
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I don't envy you. Take a couple of tranquilizers.
 
jnevin said:
I jusy found out I have to go to brunch with the family in law tomorrow. I really don't like them. They're all fat, lazy, judgmental, bad table mannered freeloaders. The whif loves them but hates to go to things like these.

Last time we did this, they all magically forgot to bring their credit cards or any cash to dinner. The minute I said I'd cover it, the spouses that couldn't make it were called and came with their demon seed little runts. The whif couldn't even look me in the eye she was so embarrassed. Oh, they all ordered deserts to go, and her fatty mom got an appetizer to go along with the desert.

Her fat pig mom ate half of the appetizers I made one day when I was expecting company that night. Her sister drank a 12 pack of Bass, 1/2 a bottle of Captain, and opened and then spilled a $50 bottle of wine on our new couch. This was all in the same day.

Maybe I'll eat a raw chicken breast tonight before bed so I can go to the hospital with food poisoning. Fair trade, IMO.
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Sorry to hear the bor.

Here's the series of miscues that happened:

1) Dinner with in-laws means you have in-laws
2) Having in-laws means you have a wife
3) Having a wife means you are married.

And thus we discover the root cause -- marriage!

HTH
 
mrplunkey said:
Sorry to hear the bor.

Here's the series of miscues that happened:

1) Dinner with in-laws means you have in-laws
2) Having in-laws means you have a wife
3) Having a wife means you are married.

And thus we discover the root cause -- marriage!

HTH
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Only until I find a way to kill her and collect the insurance money.
 
jnevin said:
I choose my battles. A few hunderd bucks on a dinner for people I see twice a year and who weren't raised better isn't worth the hassle of trying to explain it to people that just... don't... get it.

As far as the dogs go, they'll never be in the house again. I quit drinking so they're fucked there too.

I just don't get how some people can go through their entire lives without a clue.
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Oh, I think they have a clue. They're just greedy, lazy white trash (or black, I dunno?) mother fuckers who don't want to change.

For example, opon getting picked up from work today (my car was in the shop), my mom pointed out to me 4 young people who had just come out of their car parked in a handicapped parking space, and none of them looked handicapped. Most of them were smoking and walking really slow to entrance to the pool. I would describe their walk as thug-like. Well anywho, my mom didn't want to embarrass me so she asked for my permission before speaking up to them. I made sure she would be polite about it and said go right ahead. My mother was very polite in explaining that the handicapped spaces are for the people who really need the space (i'd like to note here that all the other handicapped spaces were taken too), and that they should probobly move the car. Some of them just looked at us, some of them looked around like goofs. Needless to say, they never moved the car.

Basically, as my mom said today, all we can do is the best that we can do to keep these people from taking advantage of The World. If every good person spoke up when they see injustices such as these, the world would be a better place. I guess when you're related to them and have to be around them, it's a different story, and maybe you're doing all that you can by avoiding them and staying proper no matter how they act.

But, again, they could change if they wanted to.
 
jnevin said:
Maybe I'll eat a raw chicken breast tonight before bed so I can go to the hospital with food poisoning. Fair trade, IMO.
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:lmao: another reason not to get married. it's so freaking depressing. 1st, women are freaking nuts and then you have to put of with their freakin family and you probably don't even get along with your own.
 
My suggestion would be to call or drop by the resturant you are planning to go to,get a summary of the menu and costs,take just enough cash to cover your meal.whatever you do LEAVE the credit card at home!I just bet somewhere inthose clothes of theirs there's a full hand of 4 ACES to bail them out,hopefully
that might cure what ails em!!!! :smash:

RADAR
 
LOL. Pumpkin Puss McLardgunt paid for everyone but my wife and I. Then they came to see the new house and bitched that my dog was bugging them. I want to flick a match at that fat pig fucker and start a grease fire that would make the Hindenberg pale in comparison.
 
jnevin said:
LOL. Pumpkin Puss McLardgunt paid for everyone but my wife and I. Then they came to see the new house and bitched that my dog was bugging them. I want to flick a match at that fat pig fucker and start a grease fire that would make the Hindenberg pale in comparison.
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Paid for everyone except you two? Why? Do they have the idea that you are extremely wealthy? Sometimes people pack away good manners when they think you have more $$ and are jealous.
 
Dude, Just tell the wait staff to put your family on a separate bill.
Don't tell the other douche breaths
Enjoy your meal
Sit back and watch the show
Financial Problem solved
 
rocky_road said:
Oh, I think they have a clue. They're just greedy, lazy white trash (or black, I dunno?) mother fuckers who don't want to change.

For example, opon getting picked up from work today (my car was in the shop), my mom pointed out to me 4 young people who had just come out of their car parked in a handicapped parking space, and none of them looked handicapped. Most of them were smoking and walking really slow to entrance to the pool. I would describe their walk as thug-like. Well anywho, my mom didn't want to embarrass me so she asked for my permission before speaking up to them. I made sure she would be polite about it and said go right ahead. My mother was very polite in explaining that the handicapped spaces are for the people who really need the space (i'd like to note here that all the other handicapped spaces were taken too), and that they should probobly move the car. Some of them just looked at us, some of them looked around like goofs. Needless to say, they never moved the car.

Basically, as my mom said today, all we can do is the best that we can do to keep these people from taking advantage of The World. If every good person spoke up when they see injustices such as these, the world would be a better place. I guess when you're related to them and have to be around them, it's a different story, and maybe you're doing all that you can by avoiding them and staying proper no matter how they act.

But, again, they could change if they wanted to.
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