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[TheGame2001]

I work at an army installation. Heightened security, 2 guard gates to pass through, check each badge, have to put it in guards hand to get in.
Well some guy of iranian or afghan decent just pulled up to the gate, close to it, turned around, got out of vehicle and took off his shoes and hollered praise to allah(they have to take shoes off to worship allah). he then through a substance on the ground (liquid) and sped off. They have the gates closed, hazardous material people out there in chemical suits trying to determine the substance.
All gates on and off the base are closed right now.

I know you guys won't miss my ass if this gets us all out here but holy shit I don't get paid enough for this shit....

Game is shaken.

 

[frorider6]

Don't worry about it. That was my friend, Special Fred. He escaped from his cage this morning. He's harmless.

 

[gotmilk]

even ragheads have to empty their colostomy bags at some point.

Too bad no one shot him first.......duh

 

[TheGame2001]

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The guards on this gate have machine guns, why did nobody mow him down? Would that not have been politically correct?

 

[supersizeme]

fro how many times have we told you to keep a closer eye on special fred? fuck dude we're going be forced to come reposess him if you keep this irresponsible behavior up.

 

[Longhorn85]

Which installation is it?

 

[the nature boy]

he then through a substance on the ground (liquid) and sped off.

Game is shaken.

another dissapointed MuscleTech customer.


Please don't tell me you refer to yourself in the 3rd person in real life. "Jimmy's got his eye on you. Jimmy thinks you're real attractive."

 

[frorider6]

fro how many times have we told you to keep a closer eye on special fred? fuck dude we're going be forced to come reposess him if you keep this irresponsible behavior up.

I find that if I let him "accidentally" escape every now and then, he's in a better mood. He always comes back though when he's hungry and tired. That's when it's most fun to ass rape him.

 

[mattcanning99]

yeah, working on army bases full or part time is shitty, especially with all the extra security / frequent bomb threats. i dont think this kind of shit is worth the money. i just dont want to flip burgers anymore, so i guess i'll have to soldier on.

 

[MaGilicuti]

how much of this shit did he spill? jesus...

 

[THeMaCHinE]

Joking aside, that's some weird shit. Hope all is well.

 

[Milhouse]

All things considered if you are manning a security post at an army base what the fuck are you doing yapping on here looking at this screen all day?

Shouldn't you be watching the gate?

 

[HighIntensity]

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I still got it