and by all accounts, aren't all rattlesnakes fuckin loud and curl up in defensive positions when they feel threatened?
Yea but, in a lot of cases by the time he buzzes you are up shits creek. And a lot of times people are bitten around these parts out in fields or in tall grass or shrubs when they come up on the snake and he doesn't know they are there. He has no time to give you warning and your fucked, but it's rare to see a bite get that bad around here, those were prolly dumb ass Yankees who had no idea what had bitten them.
That's what always worries me about snakes......and why i hate them so much
is that you can't fucking see them half the time.
having to watch your every step while looking down in the woods or grass fields is good enough reason for me to not ever go there
Our maid when I was a kid got bitten by a black widow on her ankle. Shit looked like a hole the size of a quarter.
FYI she drove an El Camino, too.
Growing up in LA we lived right across the street from a canyon where they would all fucking come up during summer. Almost got bitten a few times. One of my earliest memories is my dad pwning a n00bsnake with a shovel after it came into the yard near my brother and I. Chopped that fugger into a few pieces and threw it over the fence into the neighbors yard like a boss.
If they had spilled their bean batter in your sister you're dad would have seen it diffrent. WurdNegatory. They helped our maid get her green card, nugga.
But in their experience messicans didnt bite and poison their children.
No sisters. You = pwnt by lack of knowledge regarding my family.
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