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Rattlesnake bite

Thanks for fucking up my breakfast
 
I'm just fucking around I'd make that dude with the fucked up busted arm hold my biscuit while I take a piss.
 
smart thing is that you should.
 
Rattlesnakes tremble at the mention of the name of Beezy Baby.
 
and by all accounts, aren't all rattlesnakes fuckin loud and curl up in defensive positions when they feel threatened?

Yea but, in a lot of cases by the time he buzzes you are up shits creek. And a lot of times people are bitten around these parts out in fields or in tall grass or shrubs when they come up on the snake and he doesn't know they are there. He has no time to give you warning and your fucked, but it's rare to see a bite get that bad around here, those were prolly dumb ass Yankees who had no idea what had bitten them.
 
Yea but, in a lot of cases by the time he buzzes you are up shits creek. And a lot of times people are bitten around these parts out in fields or in tall grass or shrubs when they come up on the snake and he doesn't know they are there. He has no time to give you warning and your fucked, but it's rare to see a bite get that bad around here, those were prolly dumb ass Yankees who had no idea what had bitten them.

That's what always worries me about snakes......and why i hate them so much

is that you can't fucking see them half the time.

having to watch your every step while looking down in the woods or grass fields is good enough reason for me to not ever go there
 
Growing up in LA we lived right across the street from a canyon where they would all fucking come up during summer. Almost got bitten a few times. One of my earliest memories is my dad pwning a n00bsnake with a shovel after it came into the yard near my brother and I. Chopped that fugger into a few pieces and threw it over the fence into the neighbors yard like a boss.
 
Nectrotic looking tissue I'm guessing? yeah it can look hideous.

At my previous job we had a client who'd been bitten on his hand by a spider in his own garage. I remember him telling me he has getting all kinds of intensive medical care for his hand and that it would be fine. It looked like someone had attached the hand of a week old corpse to his wrist.
 
Our maid when I was a kid got bitten by a black widow on her ankle. Shit looked like a hole the size of a quarter.

FYI she drove an El Camino, too.
 
That's what always worries me about snakes......and why i hate them so much

is that you can't fucking see them half the time.

having to watch your every step while looking down in the woods or grass fields is good enough reason for me to not ever go there

This time of the year here is really bad, it's hot a dry, and they are continously moving in search of water. I run my sprinklers in an effort to try and keep my dang grass from dying and it attracts the shit out of them from the broom sage field behind my house. Mostly rattle snakes thou, I live prolly about 300 yards off the river, the cotton mouths stay down in the swamp for the most part. When it gets really wet or the river floods you have to watch out for them looking for high ground. rather take my chances with a good ole diamond back than a damn belligerent ass cotton mouth.
 
Western diamond backs.

I hate those fuckers.
 
Our maid when I was a kid got bitten by a black widow on her ankle. Shit looked like a hole the size of a quarter.

FYI she drove an El Camino, too.

I got fucking pwnt by a black widow once, painful as fuck for sure. Bite me on the hand, bitch swole till the skin almost busted.
 
Growing up in LA we lived right across the street from a canyon where they would all fucking come up during summer. Almost got bitten a few times. One of my earliest memories is my dad pwning a n00bsnake with a shovel after it came into the yard near my brother and I. Chopped that fugger into a few pieces and threw it over the fence into the neighbors yard like a boss.

JUST FYI us good ole politically correct folk down in hur in Georgia, catch the snake alive, and carry it back to it's natural habitat to realese it. No sense in going all Republican on a poor ole snake that crossed your border unknowingly. Bet your dad would have chopped up a fucking Mexican with a shovel, if it had crossed your border by mistake, huh?
 
Negatory. They helped our maid get her green card, nugga.

But in their experience messicans didnt bite and poison their children.
 
Negatory. They helped our maid get her green card, nugga.

But in their experience messicans didnt bite and poison their children.
If they had spilled their bean batter in your sister you're dad would have seen it diffrent. Wurd
 
No sisters. You = pwnt by lack of knowledge regarding my family.
 
No sisters. You = pwnt by lack of knowledge regarding my family.

Indeed, besides you know what I meant, not really talking so much about you as just in general.
 
That is intense! I was always scared of getting bit when I was younger. My family has a cabin in Northern Arizona and there are a lot of rattlesnakes around. I'd hear them when hiking and climbing on rocks and run like hell.
 
Me & MyBuddy go in the Jeep one afternoon and cam upon this snake ,he Said "Shoot it" My reply was nah! not till i see if its poision, so this snake goen down iN the ditch,went up into the brush with his tail hanging out, I grab a Dirt rock and it splatters right besides the tail and starts going into the brush, i jump down into the Ditch Which was fairly deep, i take a good look right at the spot where the tail went in, and out of the corner of my eye i saw the white underbelly of a cottonmouth, the sucker had back tracked and was using his tail as bait we were about 2 ft apart when i saw him i jumped backwards threw up my S&W 38 Revolver fired just as i fell backwards, talk about a lucky shot i clipped his neck right into. Took me a minute or two to realize when i put weight on my leg it started shaking!
 
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