QUestion of the day: Best way to get revenge on a cheating girlfriend?

[heatherrae]

take off

 

[TripleHelix]

do her in the can. . .right before you cum, tell her you know that she's been cheating. . .wipe your dick on her curtains. . .leave. . .

That's hilarious

 

[digimon7068]

and that is supposed to be some sort of revenge???

a dood violates your bum, cleans himself up on your ridiculously expensive window treatments and then walks out without even saying "fuck you". . .and you're not even a little pissed?

where have you been all my life??

 

[heatherrae]

a dood violates your bum, cleans himself up on your ridiculously expensive window treatments and then walks out without even saying "fuck you". . .and you're not even a little pissed?

where have you been all my life??

Oh, you meant the actual curtains, as in window treatments. I thought you meant the "curtains."

 

[digimon7068]

Oh, you meant the actual curtains, as in window treatments. I thought you meant the "curtains."

oh no. . .never go from back door to front door (or anywhere else for that matter ) without a thorough cleanup first. . .that's just wrong. . .

 

[puddlemonkey]

i.e. most girls like the badboy, but will totally diss and not respect the nice guy

Yep, said it many times and I'll say it again, treat em like shit. The worst you treat them the better they'll treat you.



And IP is right, if you want to hurt someone just ignore them all together. The more you try to text and call and communicate the more it shows you care, or at least it will come across that way. Little hard to do this though if children are involved.

 

[heatherrae]

oh no. . .never go from back door to front door (or anywhere else for that matter ) without a thorough cleanup first. . .that's just wrong. . .

LOL...well, I guess a raging UTI is good revenge.

 

[digimon7068]

LOL...well, I guess a raging UTI is good revenge.

eh. . .defiling someone's property while they're sitting there watching you is much more satisfying. . .