Re- your intern. My hands would have been at his throat. Or shoving that honey bun down it so he choked and died.
I found this on another site- It's good advice-
Guest work: When invited for a barbecue or picnic, contribute a chopped vegetable salad or some other healthful dish. That way you'll know there's at least one item on the menu that's low in calories.
Sit down: Rather than grazing throughout the party, get a plate, take small amounts of the food you want, sit down and enjoy it. Otherwise, the calories mount up, one nibble at a time, until you've consumed four times as much finger food as you wanted to.
Get moving: After eating, leave the table — and the temptation — and do something active. Take a walk on the beach, play catch with the kids, start a volleyball or softball game, toss a Frisbee® disc or football. You'll take the focus off food while you burn your meal away.
Deceptive drinks: On a hot day it's easy to down glass after glass of lemonade or punch, but unless you've made it yourself and know for sure, be aware that it's probably loaded with sugar. Summer favorites such as smoothies and frozen margaritas can also be highly caloric. The best way to quench your thirst is with water. Make it flavorful by adding slices of orange, lemon or lime.
Treat yourself: Delectable doesn't have to be decadent. Indulge with lobster (spare the butter) and other seafood. Corn grilled in the husk is flavorful without added calories from butter. And it wouldn't be summer without watermelon — it's fun to eat, loaded with nutrients and low in calories.