This morning I went to my grocery store to buy some protein. While looking at the brands one jerk (around 40 yr old) ask me if I'm into some kind of sport. I say "yes" then he tells me these products are basically like cheating and real atheletes dont need that, just 3 meals ED.
"This is doping Sir !"
Dunno if I should smashed his skull or whatever but anyway I just gave him this answer: "I take this cause I dont wanna look like you....."
I get that shit all the time bro, and i usually give the same response you gave....ehh, even said that to my nutrition professor..and I wonder why i got a D in that class....