This morning I went to my grocery store to buy some protein. While looking at the brands one jerk (around 40 yr old) ask me if I'm into some kind of sport. I say "yes" then he tells me these products are basically like cheating and real atheletes dont need that, just 3 meals ED.
"This is doping Sir !"
Dunno if I should smashed his skull or whatever but anyway I just gave him this answer: "I take this cause I dont wanna look like you....."
Why don't these fucking dumb sonofbitches keep to themselves. The last time that I was out with my lady an asshole wanders over and asks me "how much do you bench". I had a few beers in me so I replied "more than you, that's for sure, now fuck off".