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Just go ahead and give her half your shit and delete her phone number.

At least you'll save attorney's fees.
 
for one of there very few times here i will give a legitimate answer:

being a mountain kid i would go to my local ski hill in the winter. go up the chair lift, hike out of bounds up the next peak on a clear day to be completely alone with a beautiful mountain scene in the background and propose.. then shred down the open powder face, hit the out of bounds runs, then into the canyons. my fav run!
 
Just go ahead and give her half your shit and delete her phone number.

At least you'll save attorney's fees.

best advice on this damn site

wait til you're rich like plunkey, she wont bitch so much
 
tell her she has something behind her ear, then offer to grab it for her and TA DA - it's a ring!
 
In all seriousness though lol...I think the best thing you can do is talk to her family members and see what they think. There is a good chance she's like most women and has had moments like that played out in her head for ages and her family has probably heard it a time or two.

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In all seriousness though lol...I think the best thing you can do is talk to her family members and see what they think. There is a good chance she's like most women and has had moments like that played out in her head for ages and her family has probably heard it a time or two.

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That way their family will also feel like you give a fuck about their opinion, they'll eat that up.

tell her she has something behind her ear, then offer to grab it for her and TA DA - it's a ring!
I'd be so pissed LOL
 
Dude - take her to dinner and ask her to marry you. Fuck all the stupid stunts people are doing these days. If you have to do something more special than that to win her over, the marriage is going to be a huge disappointment anyway.

Also, be old fashion - ask her Dad first.
 
Before she gets home one night put rose petals in a line from the front door to the bed, have the bed covered in lots of petals with a ring in it's box in the middle.
Try and stand back so she doesn't see you until she sees the ring, then when she picks it up ask her!
 
In all seriousness though lol...I think the best thing you can do is talk to her family members and see what they think. There is a good chance she's like most women and has had moments like that played out in her head for ages and her family has probably heard it a time or two.

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I completely agree! If she's like most women we've planned every event regarding marriage in our heads 30 different ways and she's shared that info with at least her mom and closest girlfriend. I'd recommend picking their brains. Maybe even ask for their help whether you actually need it or not. You'll earn massive Brownie points from them you'll need later when you fuck up and she's goes crying to them for help. Good luck!!
 
I completely agree! If she's like most women we've planned every event regarding marriage in our heads 30 different ways and she's shared that info with at least her mom and closest girlfriend. I'd recommend picking their brains. Maybe even ask for their help whether you actually need it or not. You'll earn massive Brownie points from them you'll need later when you fuck up and she's goes crying to them for help. Good luck!!

Fuck that high maintenance fantasy bullshit. Give the ring and give her your future.
 
Depends on what kind of person she is. I never thought about my wedding, not once. Course, that happens when you grow up with everyone around you not so secretly hoping and insisting that Jesus will return before you get married and have children.

Is she someone that likes attention or no? Does she like surprises? I would be a little disappointed if my future husband asked me in front of a group of people, or made a big public spectacle out of the moment. If she likes that sort of thing though, consider making it public or in front of friends and family. Most of all, I'm sure she will appreciate something well thought out and romantic.
 
Also, be old fashion - ask her Dad first.

THIS! Johnny did that and I loved that the most. He told me after I said yes that I should call my parents because they were waiting. I was like, "you told my Dad?!" and I couldn't believe it. I was so happy he did that for me and my Dad. I know my Dad probably talked and lectured him for hours, I know he busted out a bible (lol) but that was so sweet, I loved the thought of my Dad being involved in it and know what was going on, and basically approving. Love it.
 
Depends on what kind of person she is. I never thought about my wedding, not once. Course, that happens when you grow up with everyone around you not so secretly hoping and insisting that Jesus will return before you get married and have children.

Is she someone that likes attention or no? Does she like surprises? I would be a little disappointed if my future husband asked me in front of a group of people, or made a big public spectacle out of the moment. If she likes that sort of thing though, consider making it public or in front of friends and family. Most of all, I'm sure she will appreciate something well thought out and romantic.
THIS ^^^ Some of us dont care or fantasize about Mr. Perfect, a ring, a house and babies, some women do and they do a lot, do you think it matters a lot to her?
 
THIS ^^^ Some of us dont care or fantasize about Mr. Perfect, a ring, a house and babies, some women do and they do a lot, do you think it matters a lot to her?

not entirely true though, many women do dream about it

consider the source, of who didn't dream

1. was excited about a date at applebees, then gives it up after

2. other married a dude that his peener dont work and enjoys explosion salads as a healthy treat,

just sayin :qt:
 
not entirely true though, many women do dream about it

consider the source, of who didn't dream

1. was excited about a date at applebees, then gives it up after

2. other married a dude that his peener dont work and enjoys explosion salads as a healthy treat,

just sayin :qt:

and this coming from a spandex wearing, smoothie making, reach around artist.

just sayin
 
I was going to make some jokes but it looks like ER is enough of an ass for everyone.

Do something simple. Keep the ring in your pocket and ask when you think the time is right. Forget all the nonsense
 
not entirely true though, many women do dream about it

consider the source, of who didn't dream

1. was excited about a date at applebees, then gives it up after

2. other married a dude that his peener dont work and enjoys explosion salads as a healthy treat,

just sayin :qt:
you forgot to mention I got married in a black dress :whatever:
 
Three words: Monster truck rally.
You could even have Grave digger marry you two.

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not entirely true though, many women do dream about it

consider the source, of who didn't dream

1. was excited about a date at applebees, then gives it up after

2. other married a dude that his peener dont work and enjoys explosion salads as a healthy treat,

just sayin :qt:

Fuggin harsh ER! Wow, you too? :bawling:
 
i am sorry, just messin around, i love both you ladies and think you're awesome ;)
 
Dont ask her father for permission, inform him youre marrying his daughter and only ask his blessing.
Its not the 19th century and youre not 15.
 
give her a roofie and put the ring on her finger while she's passed out.

then leave a series of notes in strategic places so when she wakes up, she can play reverse date rape proposal treasure hunt
 
Dont ask her father for permission, inform him youre marrying his daughter and only ask his blessing.
Its not the 19th century and youre not 15.

Your k message was shitty; it means something to me. You don't get to tell me what means nothing and what means something. Obviously no one is saying he should actually ask for permission. Asking her father for his blessing was obviously what we meant. At least that's what I meant and what I appreciated.
 
you could include that you're already banging her, so u figure you should put a ring on your finger
 
Your k message was shitty; it means something to me. You don't get to tell me what means nothing and what means something. Obviously no one is saying he should actually ask for permission. Asking her father for his blessing was obviously what we meant. At least that's what I meant and what I appreciated.

That came from a man that will most likely never get married or have a daughter. His opinion has no merit here.
 
I just went old school. Nice restaurant, ordered a bottle of champagne after dinner, got down on one knee and gave a very short speech about how much I loved being with her and wanting to share the rest of my life with her. Opened the ring box and said, "Will you marry me?"

She had no idea it was coming which still boggles my mind since I was such a wreck the whole dinner; bumping things over, getting tongue-tied.

Anyway, I didn't figure I had anything else that would outdo the "classic" approach.
 
I just went old school. Nice restaurant, ordered a bottle of champagne after dinner, got down on one knee and gave a very short speech about how much I loved being with her and wanting to share the rest of my life with her. Opened the ring box and said, "Will you marry me?"

She had no idea it was coming which still boggles my mind since I was such a wreck the whole dinner; bumping things over, getting tongue-tied.

Anyway, I didn't figure I had anything else that would outdo the "classic" approach.

I thought you were a chick
 
I just went old school. Nice restaurant, ordered a bottle of champagne after dinner, got down on one knee and gave a very short speech about how much I loved being with her and wanting to share the rest of my life with her. Opened the ring box and said, "Will you marry me?"

She had no idea it was coming which still boggles my mind since I was such a wreck the whole dinner; bumping things over, getting tongue-tied.

Anyway, I didn't figure I had anything else that would outdo the "classic" approach.
So what was his response?
 
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