Printer: Fuck You!!!

[jackangel]

Stupid fucking printers! Plastic retards make a 2 minute job something that takes an hour! WTF even!! It's fucking possessed, the worthless piece of mongoloid office equipment!!

Where are those spaces coming from? Do not reformat my print jobs, you dumb piece of monkey spunk!!!

FUCK YOU, PRINTER BASTARD.

(two words: Office Space)

 

[Crazy Ivan]

I, too, have a major conflict with my printer at home. It's straight up evil, I had a horrible day yesterday and couldn't sleep at night because the printer's light kept flashing and lighting up my entire room. Never occured before. I haven't printed anything today but I am going to try and find a resolution for this problem. More to come later....

 

[drakfoot]

Do an "Office Space" on the bastard.

 

[drakfoot]

Do it.

 

[jackangel]

Seriously. You remember that scene from Office Space, wherein they take that perverse printer out to an isolated field and proceed to deliver an ungodly smackdown onto it? I was never sexually aroused by that scene, but considering how good it would feel to do that, maybe I should be.

 

[Y_lifter]

PC Load letter ? WTF does that mean ?