Pregnant?

[EnderJE]

My wife was at the local coffee shop with me and our regular server congradulated her on her pregnancy.

Here's the problem.

You guessed it.

She isn't.

She then turns to me and ask me if she was getting fat. Lord, I wanted to die.

"Well, if the server said something..."

The good news is that my home office has a comfy couch.

 

[DIVISION]

My wife was at the local coffee shop with me and our regular server congradulated her on her pregnancy.

Here's the problem.

You guess it.

She isn't.

She then turns to me and ask me if she was getting fat. Lord, I wanted to die.

"Well, if the server said something..."

The good news is that my home office has a comfy couch.

OFF THE FUCKING CHAIN, ENDERPET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When she asked you if she was getting fat you should have laughed out loud and then seen what happened next........

I thought you Canadians had manners up there and shit?




DIV

 

[hamstershaver]

nice

 

[Carmen]

ACK! a woman's worst nightmare. lol
does your wife have a little belly or was it what she was wearing?

 

[EnderJE]

ACK! a woman's worst nightmare. lol
does your wife have a little belly or was it what she was wearing?

Clearly you didn't see my post a few weeks back about how to approach the subject with the SO. I make it worse out then it seems as she does have a tendancy to wear overly baggy clothing...

 

[velvett]

ouch

 

[DIVISION]

Clearly you didn't see my post a few weeks back about how to approach the subject with the SO. I make it worse out then it seems as she does have a tendancy to wear overly baggy clothing...

Damn..........EnderNugg........not only does she have a pooch, but she wear baggy clothes which makes it even worse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Something must change here!!!!!!

Before you know it, people will be patting you on the back and asking when she's due left and right......like an inside joke!



DIV

 

[hamstershaver]

you got a plumper be proud

 

[Carmen]

Clearly you didn't see my post a few weeks back about how to approach the subject with the SO. I make it worse out then it seems as she does have a tendancy to wear overly baggy clothing...

oh, no i didn't see it. how heavy is she?
some women just gain weight in their bellies- has she gained weight since having kids and its gone straight there? women's stomach muscle sometimes loosen up and causes a tummy.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Damm that has got to hurt, but why are you on the couch for it?

 

[hamstershaver]

Damm that has got to hurt, but why are you on the couch for it?

he agreed with the server

 

[CFZB]

oh shit dude...want some crack now?

 

[DIVISION]

you got a plumper be proud

Please......leave SoKlue out of this, bro......

If I see her anymore I'll upchuck on my monitor.....



DIV

 

[EnderJE]

oh, no i didn't see it. how heavy is she?
some women just gain weight in their bellies- has she gained weight since having kids and its gone straight there? women's stomach muscle sometimes loosen up and causes a tummy.

I really don't know. If I were to guess, I would say about 40lbs or 50lbs over her normal weight. Normal is what she was before she had kids.

I tried to say something few times, but just got glaring looks and warmed up the couch. It wouldn't be so bad, but she really doesn't get a good night sleep (the kids are still young), so its hard for her to work out.

That and she doesn't really want to.

 

[hamstershaver]

I really don't know. If I were to guess, I would say about 40lbs or 50lbs over her normal weight. Normal is what she was before she had kids.

I tried to say something few times, but just got glaring looks and warmed up the couch. It wouldn't be so bad, but she really doesn't get a good night sleep (the kids are still young), so its hard for her to work out.

That and she doesn't really want to.

pics

 

[EnderJE]

oh shit dude...want some crack now?

FedEx it.

 

[anthrax]

Did you or your wife told the server that she's not pregnant

That's where it gets really funny

 

[DIVISION]

its hard for her to work out and she doesn't really want to.

Houston, we have a problem.........






DIV

 

[CFZB]

FedEx it.

on it.

 

[EnderJE]

Did you or your wife told the server that she's not pregnant

That's where it gets really funny

She did. Let's just say that she's not our favourite server anymore.

 

[velvett]

That and she doesn't really want to.

She might feel like it now...

 

[Carmen]

btw, i have done that once- a woman i know who is actually quite thin. she was wearing tight stretchy pants and her husbands denim shirt dropping the kids off at school. the shirt was big on her and it looked like she had a major THING under it. i said "HEY... look at you! i didn't know you were pregnant again?!"
she said "i'm not pregnant!"
YIKES!!
i said the wind blew her shirt up for a sec.

 

[jaded]

ouch... what did your server say when she realized that your wife isn't pregnant?

 

[jaded]

She might feel like it now...

Yup... the truth hurts sometimes, but it can be a great motivater.

i said the wind blew her shirt up for a sec.

good cover. lol

 

[EnderJE]

ouch... what did your server say when she realized that your wife isn't pregnant?

Ever see a deer in the headlights? Same thing.