Post Your Most Politically Incorrect Jokes Here!!!!

[Natymike]

LMAO, some of these are so wrong, yet so funny.

some that haven't been said:

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-How come there were only 300,000 mexicans at the Alamo??

-because they only had 2 trucks.

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-what do you call 1 white guy surrounded by 5 black guys

-coach

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-What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by 10,000 black guys

-Warden.

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- What do you call an etheopian with a big toe

- a golf club

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-Why won't black parents let their children play in the sand

-so the cats won't bury them

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-How often does a black lady take a shit

-every 9 months

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--What does BFI on the trash dumpsters stand for?

--Black Family Inside

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-What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower in the back of his truck

-unemployed

 

[TheYork]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[bigpimp]

some funny shit in here
bump it back up

 

[Frackal]

What' the best part about fucking an eight year old in the shower?

You can slick her hair back and pretend she's six.

Holy shit lol that's raw man...damn

 

[Frackal]

LMAO, some of these are so wrong, yet so funny.

some that haven't been said:

.......
-How come there were only 300,000 mexicans at the Alamo??

-because they only had 2 trucks.

........

-what do you call 1 white guy surrounded by 5 black guys

-coach

.......

-What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by 10,000 black guys

-Warden.

.......

- What do you call an etheopian with a big toe

- a golf club

........

-Why won't black parents let their children play in the sand

-so the cats won't bury them

........

-How often does a black lady take a shit

-every 9 months

.........

--What does BFI on the trash dumpsters stand for?

--Black Family Inside

.........

-What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower in the back of his truck

-unemployed

Damn LOL

 

[funk4]

A little girl goes to her Uncle and asks him how old she is.
The Uncle sticks his fingers in her pussy and replies: Eight.
The girl asks: how did you know?
The Uncle replies: I heard your mother.

 

[Roadblock]

What do you call a jew with a gasbottle on his back?
Addickted

What do you call a jew with 2 gasbottles on his back?
A dealer

What do you call a jew with 3gasbottles on his back?
A family provider

What was the jew doing poking around in an ashtray?
Looking for his family

What´s the diffrence between a basketball and a black guy?
You´re not allowed to kick a basketball

What´s the worlds fastest animal?
A goat running through ethiopia

 

[Roadblock]

What´s the diffrence between a feminist and a mosquito?
You let the feminist finish her sucking before slapping it to death.

 

[Steroid_Virgin]

whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

washing machine wont follow you around for 2 weeks after you drop a load in it.

 

[sorerotators]

The first speaker, a lady from England stood and said, "During last year's conference, we spoke about being more assertive with our husbands. Well, after the conference, I went home and told my husband, Barrington, that I would no longer cook for him and that he would have to do it himself.

After the first day, I saw nothing. The second day, I saw nothing, but on the third day, I saw that he had cooked a wonderful roast lamb." (The crowd cheered).

The second speaker from Russia, stood up and said, "After last year's conference, I went home and told my husband, Ivan, that I would no longer do his laundry and that he would have to do it himself. The first day, I saw nothing. After the second day, I saw nothing, but on the third day, I saw that he had done not only his own washing, mine as well." (The crowd again cheered).

The third speaker, an aboriginal lady, stood up and said, "Afta lass year's conference, I wen home and tole dat lazy husban of mines, dat I was thru pickin up his beer cans and washing his undaweah and dat he was goin to haf to do dem himself. (The crowd went wild with cheering and clapping that lasted for five long minutes).

She continued, "Afta da first day, I nevah see nuffing. Afta da second day I nevah see nuffing, but afta da fird day, I could see a little bit outa my leff eye."