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gorilla_boy
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What do you do if your dishwasher won't work?
Slap her.
Slap her.
Milhouse
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Whats the difference between Newfoundland and Quebec?
In Quebec the politicians throw separation down your throat.
In Newfoundland the priests shove religion up your ass.
Guy asks a Scotsman: hey what do you wear under your kilt?
Scotsman: Your wife's lipstick
What do you call a group of gay Irishmen?
Bunch of Gaelics
What do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a gay guy?
Megasoreass
What do you get when you cross a lesbian with a dinosuar?
Lickalotapuss
Why do Scottish men wear kilts?
So sheep dont hear a zipper
Why do black guys have chickens in the backyard?
teach the kids how to walk
Whats the object of a Jewish/Scottish Football game?
Get the quarterback
Why do Jewish boys get circumcised?
They get 10% off
Why do they call frenchmen pepsi's?
Because they are empty from the neck up
Why dont you see too many black gay men?
Because its hard to suck a dick and say I love you from a mile away
I have a friend who is half scottish and half irish, Half of him loves to drink the other half hates paying for it.
How do you circumcise a redneck?
Kick his sister in the teeth
My mother in law told me to be good to her daughter or she would come get me even from her grave, so I had her buried face down.
Whats the difference between a women and giving yourself a hand job.
Your hand doesnt get upset when you dont call back the next day.
What does a women love best about a man business?
When she gets half of it in the divorce.
My girlfriend told me to give her 12inches and make her bleed, so I fucked her 3 times and punched her in the mouth.
In Quebec the politicians throw separation down your throat.
In Newfoundland the priests shove religion up your ass.
Guy asks a Scotsman: hey what do you wear under your kilt?
Scotsman: Your wife's lipstick
What do you call a group of gay Irishmen?
Bunch of Gaelics
What do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a gay guy?
Megasoreass
What do you get when you cross a lesbian with a dinosuar?
Lickalotapuss
Why do Scottish men wear kilts?
So sheep dont hear a zipper
Why do black guys have chickens in the backyard?
teach the kids how to walk
Whats the object of a Jewish/Scottish Football game?
Get the quarterback
Why do Jewish boys get circumcised?
They get 10% off
Why do they call frenchmen pepsi's?
Because they are empty from the neck up
Why dont you see too many black gay men?
Because its hard to suck a dick and say I love you from a mile away
I have a friend who is half scottish and half irish, Half of him loves to drink the other half hates paying for it.
How do you circumcise a redneck?
Kick his sister in the teeth
My mother in law told me to be good to her daughter or she would come get me even from her grave, so I had her buried face down.
Whats the difference between a women and giving yourself a hand job.
Your hand doesnt get upset when you dont call back the next day.
What does a women love best about a man business?
When she gets half of it in the divorce.
My girlfriend told me to give her 12inches and make her bleed, so I fucked her 3 times and punched her in the mouth.
Rex
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-What do you call a black man with no arms?
Trustworthy
-What are the palms of black people white?
So they don't eat their fingers while eating tootsie rolls.
-A black guy and a latin guy are in a car, who's driving?
The police.
-Polish, American, and Italian guys are in the desert and they find a lamp with a magic genie. The genie says they can each have one wish. The Italian guy wishes to be back in Italy. Poof hes gone. The American guy wishes to back in America. Poof hes gone. The Polish guy looks around and says it's kind of lonely around here I wish those two guys were back.
Trustworthy
-What are the palms of black people white?
So they don't eat their fingers while eating tootsie rolls.
-A black guy and a latin guy are in a car, who's driving?
The police.
-Polish, American, and Italian guys are in the desert and they find a lamp with a magic genie. The genie says they can each have one wish. The Italian guy wishes to be back in Italy. Poof hes gone. The American guy wishes to back in America. Poof hes gone. The Polish guy looks around and says it's kind of lonely around here I wish those two guys were back.
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