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Before all you bleeding heart liberals get your panties in a bunch, I just want to hear some politically incorrect jokes, not hate intended. I think sterotypes is some of the funniest shit out there. I wanna hear your best Whitey Jokes!!

Heres a couple I like...

-"How come Cuba doesnt have a Summer Olympics Team?"
-"Because anyone who can swim, jump, or run is in America!"



-"Whats the most confusing day in Harlem?"
-"Father's Day!"

;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
 
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.

A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"

The barman says, "Yep, that's them."

So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"

Bush says, "We're planning WW III."

And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one bicycle repairman."

The guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman? Why kill a bicycle repairman?

Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, smart ass?! I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"
 
What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake?
One less drunk at the wake.

**
An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?"

The man says, "Give me three cold Guinness Stouts please."

So the bartender brings him three cold brews and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.

The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."

The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.

The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.

Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.

The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."

The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine----I just quit drinking."
 
There are four kinds of people that live in Great Britian. First are the Scots, Who hold onto their children and anything else they can get their hands on. Next are the Welsh, Who pray on their knees and on their neighbors. Then there are the Irish, Who don't know what they want, but they'll fight anyone for it. and last are the English, Who consider themselves self made men, which releves the Almight of any responsibility!
 
What's the worst thing about fucking a 5-year old?
Getting the blood out of the clown suit

What's the best thing about fucking a 5-year old?
watching them squirm on the witness stand
 
Thick dog said:
What's the worst thing about fucking a 5-year old?
Getting the blood out of the clown suit

What's the best thing about fucking a 5-year old?
watching them squirm on the witness stand
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what can I say but.....DAMN! that gives me the willies!
 
Thick dog said:
What's the worst thing about fucking a 5-year old?
Getting the blood out of the clown suit

What's the best thing about fucking a 5-year old?
watching them squirm on the witness stand
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What's the best thing about fucking a 5 year old?

Your dick looks huge in the pictures.
 
How many militant feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

2. One to change the bulb and one to SUCK MY DICK!
 
What does an Arkansas divorce and tornadoes have in common?

Either way, someone is losing a trailer.



RYAN: it seemed as though you had forgotten the punchline.
 
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RyanH said:
What does an Arkansas divorce and tornadoes have in common?

They both involve trailers.
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The correct punch line is...

No matter how you look at it someone is going to lose a trailer!
 
Yesterday scientists in Canada revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory they fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn't drive.
 
How do you stop nigglets from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

How do you get them down?

Tell the spics next door that you're having a pinata party.:arty:
 
What's better than winning a Gold medal in the Special Olympics?

Not being handicapped.
 
Am I the only one that knows politically incorrect jokes?


Why did the woman cross the road?

What the fuck was she doing out of the kitchen?
 
What did the little native girl say before she had sex for the first time?

Get off me Dad, you're crushing my smokes.
 
I know these will come back to haunt me

but...

What do you call 100 black guys (insert favorite slur there) jumping out of a plane? Skeet.

What's the difference between a black man (insert favorite ethnic group there) and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family of five.

What's long and hard on a Mexican? Third grade.

What's long, black, and smells like shit? The welfare line.

What do you call 4 Mexicans, 1 Chinese, and 4 blacks standing in a line? A human sprinkler. Spic spic spic spic Chink, nigga nigga nigga nigga.

Why is September 30 a Mexican holiday? It's when the new Cadillac's come out.

How do you keep a black man from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

How do you keep one from choking? Cut the rope.

If a black, Chinese, and a Mexican all jump out of a plane, who dies first? Who cares?

What do you give a blind, deaf, dumb, and mute person for Christmas? Cancer.

What's the difference between a truck load of dead babies and a truck load of bowling balls? You can unload one with a pitchfork.

What's the red and white all over and goes 'splat?' A baby in the microwave.

What's 2 feet tall, 6 feet wide, and can't fit through a door way? A baby with a spear through it's head.

That's all for now.
 
Did you hear that the catholics have come out with a low-fat communion wafer? It's called "I-Can't-Believe-It's-Not-Jesus."
 
Whats the difference between Newfoundland and Quebec?

In Quebec the politicians throw separation down your throat.
In Newfoundland the priests shove religion up your ass.



Guy asks a Scotsman: hey what do you wear under your kilt?
Scotsman: Your wife's lipstick

What do you call a group of gay Irishmen?
Bunch of Gaelics

What do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a gay guy?
Megasoreass

What do you get when you cross a lesbian with a dinosuar?
Lickalotapuss

Why do Scottish men wear kilts?
So sheep dont hear a zipper

Why do black guys have chickens in the backyard?
teach the kids how to walk

Whats the object of a Jewish/Scottish Football game?
Get the quarterback

Why do Jewish boys get circumcised?
They get 10% off

Why do they call frenchmen pepsi's?
Because they are empty from the neck up

Why dont you see too many black gay men?
Because its hard to suck a dick and say I love you from a mile away

I have a friend who is half scottish and half irish, Half of him loves to drink the other half hates paying for it.

How do you circumcise a redneck?
Kick his sister in the teeth

My mother in law told me to be good to her daughter or she would come get me even from her grave, so I had her buried face down.

Whats the difference between a women and giving yourself a hand job.
Your hand doesnt get upset when you dont call back the next day.

What does a women love best about a man business?
When she gets half of it in the divorce.

My girlfriend told me to give her 12inches and make her bleed, so I fucked her 3 times and punched her in the mouth.
 
What' the best part about fucking an eight year old in the shower?

You can slick her hair back and pretend she's six.
 
Motorhed said:
Why were there no blacks on "The Flinstones"
They were still monkeys.
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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?

Niggers.

*This joke in no way reflects the views, opinions, or feelings of the poster. By reading this joke I have waived all rights to file suit.
 
What’s pink, yellow, and green and hangs from a tree in my back yard?

My nigger, and I can paint him any color I want to. :goof:
 
-What do you call a black man with no arms?
Trustworthy

-What are the palms of black people white?
So they don't eat their fingers while eating tootsie rolls.

-A black guy and a latin guy are in a car, who's driving?
The police.

-Polish, American, and Italian guys are in the desert and they find a lamp with a magic genie. The genie says they can each have one wish. The Italian guy wishes to be back in Italy. Poof hes gone. The American guy wishes to back in America. Poof hes gone. The Polish guy looks around and says it's kind of lonely around here I wish those two guys were back.
 
Why dont black people square dance?
every time the dj says ho down they think their mother got shot.

Why do black guys have red eyes after sex?
From the mace.

Knock Knock.
Who's there.
Amadou.
Amadou who?
Am a do exactly what the police tell me to next time.
 
What's the difference between a black person and a tire. The tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.


What are three french words all black peole know. Coupe De Ville.
 
A black guy, a white guy and a jew go to a funeral. Out of impulse and respect for the deceased, the black guy puts a ten dollar bill in the coffin. The white guy sees this and thinking that it is a good gesture, also puts a ten in with the deceased friend. Feeling the pressure to conform, the jew writes a check for thirty bucks and picks up his change.
 
bigguns7 said:
What' the best part about fucking an eight year old in the shower?

You can slick her hair back and pretend she's six.
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that is just plain wrong:p :p :D
 
LMAO, some of these are so wrong, yet so funny.

some that haven't been said:

.......
-How come there were only 300,000 mexicans at the Alamo??

-because they only had 2 trucks.

........

-what do you call 1 white guy surrounded by 5 black guys

-coach

.......

-What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by 10,000 black guys

-Warden.

.......

- What do you call an etheopian with a big toe

- a golf club

........

-Why won't black parents let their children play in the sand

-so the cats won't bury them

........

-How often does a black lady take a shit

-every 9 months

.........

--What does BFI on the trash dumpsters stand for?

--Black Family Inside

.........

-What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower in the back of his truck

-unemployed
 
bigguns7 said:
What' the best part about fucking an eight year old in the shower?

You can slick her hair back and pretend she's six.
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Holy shit lol that's raw man...damn
 
Natymike said:
LMAO, some of these are so wrong, yet so funny.

some that haven't been said:

.......
-How come there were only 300,000 mexicans at the Alamo??

-because they only had 2 trucks.

........

-what do you call 1 white guy surrounded by 5 black guys

-coach

.......

-What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by 10,000 black guys

-Warden.

.......

- What do you call an etheopian with a big toe

- a golf club

........

-Why won't black parents let their children play in the sand

-so the cats won't bury them

........

-How often does a black lady take a shit

-every 9 months

.........

--What does BFI on the trash dumpsters stand for?

--Black Family Inside

.........

-What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower in the back of his truck

-unemployed
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Damn LOL
 
A little girl goes to her Uncle and asks him how old she is.
The Uncle sticks his fingers in her pussy and replies: Eight.
The girl asks: how did you know?
The Uncle replies: I heard your mother.
 
What do you call a jew with a gasbottle on his back?
Addickted

What do you call a jew with 2 gasbottles on his back?
A dealer

What do you call a jew with 3gasbottles on his back?
A family provider

What was the jew doing poking around in an ashtray?
Looking for his family

What´s the diffrence between a basketball and a black guy?
You´re not allowed to kick a basketball

What´s the worlds fastest animal?
A goat running through ethiopia
 
What´s the diffrence between a feminist and a mosquito?
You let the feminist finish her sucking before slapping it to death.
 
The first speaker, a lady from England stood and said, "During last year's conference, we spoke about being more assertive with our husbands. Well, after the conference, I went home and told my husband, Barrington, that I would no longer cook for him and that he would have to do it himself.

After the first day, I saw nothing. The second day, I saw nothing, but on the third day, I saw that he had cooked a wonderful roast lamb." (The crowd cheered).

The second speaker from Russia, stood up and said, "After last year's conference, I went home and told my husband, Ivan, that I would no longer do his laundry and that he would have to do it himself. The first day, I saw nothing. After the second day, I saw nothing, but on the third day, I saw that he had done not only his own washing, mine as well." (The crowd again cheered).

The third speaker, an aboriginal lady, stood up and said, "Afta lass year's conference, I wen home and tole dat lazy husban of mines, dat I was thru pickin up his beer cans and washing his undaweah and dat he was goin to haf to do dem himself. (The crowd went wild with cheering and clapping that lasted for five long minutes).

She continued, "Afta da first day, I nevah see nuffing. Afta da second day I nevah see nuffing, but afta da fird day, I could see a little bit outa my leff eye."
 
why don't black people drive convertables?
so they dont get beat to death by their lips.

why shouldn't you run over a black guy riding a bike?
It could be your bike.

what do you call 10,000 black guys falling out of an airplane?
Night.

What do you call 10,000 black guys on the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.

when black people drive, why do they always lean down and in towards the center of the car?
They think the smell is coming from the outside.

Whats funnier then a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suit.

How do you make a dead baby float?
one scoop ice cream, one scoop dead baby.

whats more fun than nailing a baby to a wall?
ripping it down.
 
I know you guys are just having fun letting off some steam ect. but where do you get these?. it sounds harsh some off them. and I realized the majority of the politically incorrect joke's are about blacks(no offense to you guys in any way) I'm black myself ,and i dont know any politically incorrect jokes about any race,nor would I try to make up some just for fun. but go ahead dont let me spoil it!! ( it seems every body is in the same hypocrisy)
 
A little girl hangs out side her school, and she is smoking some cigarettes looking relaxed. Problem is she is only 9 year old. A teacher approaches her and askes: You are Only 9 year old girl, why the hell do you smoke?
The Girl replies: What should I do after a good Fuck?
 
Eeew, those jokes are rather harsh! Here a couple that are politically incorrect and funny.

An art teacher invites one of her students out for lunch. They talk for a bit and, looking at his hands, she says, "You have such delicate and slender hands. Forgive me for saying this, but they belong on a woman." Not only did he forgive her, he obliged! :D

A politically correct yet not-too-bright white couple, with the best of intentions, decide to have a black baby. Less than a year later, she gives birth to a beautiful but white baby girl. The new daddy is a little disappointed and asks the doctor, who is black, why his newborn was not black. The doctor looks at him funny and asks, "Is your penis at least fourteen inches long?" "No," he replied. "Is it at least three inches in diameter?" "No." "Well there's your problem," says the doctor. "You're letting in too much light!"
 
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