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Robert Jan
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Why is Stevie Wonder always laughing?
He doesn`t know hes black.
He doesn`t know hes black.
Post Your Most Politically Incorrect Jokes Here!!!!
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G Lapagola
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why don't black people drive convertables?
so they dont get beat to death by their lips.
why shouldn't you run over a black guy riding a bike?
It could be your bike.
what do you call 10,000 black guys falling out of an airplane?
Night.
What do you call 10,000 black guys on the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
when black people drive, why do they always lean down and in towards the center of the car?
They think the smell is coming from the outside.
Whats funnier then a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suit.
How do you make a dead baby float?
one scoop ice cream, one scoop dead baby.
whats more fun than nailing a baby to a wall?
ripping it down.
so they dont get beat to death by their lips.
why shouldn't you run over a black guy riding a bike?
It could be your bike.
what do you call 10,000 black guys falling out of an airplane?
Night.
What do you call 10,000 black guys on the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
when black people drive, why do they always lean down and in towards the center of the car?
They think the smell is coming from the outside.
Whats funnier then a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suit.
How do you make a dead baby float?
one scoop ice cream, one scoop dead baby.
whats more fun than nailing a baby to a wall?
ripping it down.
Parrottrifle
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gorilla_boy said:
What a fucking pervert! Thanks for the hard-on!
I know you guys are just having fun letting off some steam ect. but where do you get these?. it sounds harsh some off them. and I realized the majority of the politically incorrect joke's are about blacks(no offense to you guys in any way) I'm black myself ,and i dont know any politically incorrect jokes about any race,nor would I try to make up some just for fun. but go ahead dont let me spoil it!! ( it seems every body is in the same hypocrisy)
Eeew, those jokes are rather harsh! Here a couple that are politically incorrect and funny.
An art teacher invites one of her students out for lunch. They talk for a bit and, looking at his hands, she says, "You have such delicate and slender hands. Forgive me for saying this, but they belong on a woman." Not only did he forgive her, he obliged!
A politically correct yet not-too-bright white couple, with the best of intentions, decide to have a black baby. Less than a year later, she gives birth to a beautiful but white baby girl. The new daddy is a little disappointed and asks the doctor, who is black, why his newborn was not black. The doctor looks at him funny and asks, "Is your penis at least fourteen inches long?" "No," he replied. "Is it at least three inches in diameter?" "No." "Well there's your problem," says the doctor. "You're letting in too much light!"
An art teacher invites one of her students out for lunch. They talk for a bit and, looking at his hands, she says, "You have such delicate and slender hands. Forgive me for saying this, but they belong on a woman." Not only did he forgive her, he obliged!
A politically correct yet not-too-bright white couple, with the best of intentions, decide to have a black baby. Less than a year later, she gives birth to a beautiful but white baby girl. The new daddy is a little disappointed and asks the doctor, who is black, why his newborn was not black. The doctor looks at him funny and asks, "Is your penis at least fourteen inches long?" "No," he replied. "Is it at least three inches in diameter?" "No." "Well there's your problem," says the doctor. "You're letting in too much light!"
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