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gorilla_boy
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What did the little native girl say before she had sex for the first time?
Get off me Dad, you're crushing my smokes.
Get off me Dad, you're crushing my smokes.
spentagn
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I know these will come back to haunt me
but...
What do you call 100 black guys (insert favorite slur there) jumping out of a plane? Skeet.
What's the difference between a black man (insert favorite ethnic group there) and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family of five.
What's long and hard on a Mexican? Third grade.
What's long, black, and smells like shit? The welfare line.
What do you call 4 Mexicans, 1 Chinese, and 4 blacks standing in a line? A human sprinkler. Spic spic spic spic Chink, nigga nigga nigga nigga.
Why is September 30 a Mexican holiday? It's when the new Cadillac's come out.
How do you keep a black man from drowning? Take your foot off his head.
How do you keep one from choking? Cut the rope.
If a black, Chinese, and a Mexican all jump out of a plane, who dies first? Who cares?
What do you give a blind, deaf, dumb, and mute person for Christmas? Cancer.
What's the difference between a truck load of dead babies and a truck load of bowling balls? You can unload one with a pitchfork.
What's the red and white all over and goes 'splat?' A baby in the microwave.
What's 2 feet tall, 6 feet wide, and can't fit through a door way? A baby with a spear through it's head.
That's all for now.
but...
What do you call 100 black guys (insert favorite slur there) jumping out of a plane? Skeet.
What's the difference between a black man (insert favorite ethnic group there) and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family of five.
What's long and hard on a Mexican? Third grade.
What's long, black, and smells like shit? The welfare line.
What do you call 4 Mexicans, 1 Chinese, and 4 blacks standing in a line? A human sprinkler. Spic spic spic spic Chink, nigga nigga nigga nigga.
Why is September 30 a Mexican holiday? It's when the new Cadillac's come out.
How do you keep a black man from drowning? Take your foot off his head.
How do you keep one from choking? Cut the rope.
If a black, Chinese, and a Mexican all jump out of a plane, who dies first? Who cares?
What do you give a blind, deaf, dumb, and mute person for Christmas? Cancer.
What's the difference between a truck load of dead babies and a truck load of bowling balls? You can unload one with a pitchfork.
What's the red and white all over and goes 'splat?' A baby in the microwave.
What's 2 feet tall, 6 feet wide, and can't fit through a door way? A baby with a spear through it's head.
That's all for now.
gorilla_boy
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What's the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
gorilla_boy
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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe?
A canoe tips.
A canoe tips.
gorilla_boy
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How do you circumcise a redneck?
Kick his sister in the chin.
Kick his sister in the chin.
gorilla_boy
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What do you get when cross an Italian with a gorilla?
A retarded gorilla.
A retarded gorilla.
gorilla_boy
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What's black and blue and hates sex?
A rape victim.
A rape victim.
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