Post your favorite Joke!

[strider364]

Three grandkids go to vist their grandmother. Their grandmother, being bitter, decided to bake a cake with BB pellets in it. So the kids arrive, eat the cake. Two hours later the first grandson comes running up to his grandmother, "Gramma, Gramma, I pissing bullets!" The grandmother just blows it off by says it's something in the water. The second grandson does the same, and gets the same awnser. The third grandson run up, "Gramma, Gramma...", his grandmother cuts him off by saying " Let me guess, your pissing bullets?" he says, "No, I was wacking off and I shot your dog!!"

 

[dboxer911]

Q: Whats the worthless piece of skin around a womans vagina called??

A: the woman!!

 

[Virtual Acid]

Uhh ok.. Well 4 nuns are waiting for confession, the first nun walks into and says "forgive me father for i have sinned , Today i saw a man penis" And the preist is socked but tells her to say 5 hail marry's and to wash her eyes out with holy water.. the second nun walks in and says "forgive me father.. for i have sinned, today i touched a mans penis.." and boy was the preist a lil pissed, he said she was forgiven then asked her to wash her hands in holy water.. mean while the 4th nun taps the 3rd nun on the shoulder and aks .. "do you mind if i go before you?" And the 3rd nun says "no problem why?"And the 4th nun says,,"well id rather wash my mouth out before you wash your ass, "