Post your best ever thread here

[Moderate_THIS]

Link to it here. I feel a dump of epic proportions coming on, and I need good reading material as I'll be in there for a while. Poignant or mundane is irrelevant, as long as it's gripping and ADD compliant.

Hurry!

 

[KillahBee]

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=337158

 

[Moderate_THIS]

Not any thread, YOUR thread, fuckles. I already know this is mine.

 

[KillahBee]

Not any thread, YOUR thread, fuckles. I already know this is mine.

This thread is really working out for you, has numbnuts?

 

[Moderate_THIS]

I swear you all are borderline retards who have crossed the border into retardom. Expect a package from me containing powdered feces. I'm not kidding either; I have excellent turn-around.

Here's an example. Not my best thread, but the best I can do in the short time allotted.

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=301828

 

[curling]

Personally, I think my best thread ever was how spotting for squats was the gayest looking thing in the gym but I couldn't find it.

So I guess this one is #2 http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=25210

 

[alien amp pharm]

I was always fond of my EF Survivor thread.

Sorry, but non-plat search won't allow me to search for it.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

I was always fond of my EF Survivor thread.

Sorry, but non-plat search won't allow me to search for it.

I tried a search using the keywords "Alien or amp or pharm" and "lol or lmao or rofl" and didn't get any results

 

[BileStew]

I swear you all are borderline retards who have crossed the border into retardom. Expect a package from me containing powdered feces. I'm not kidding either; I have excellent turn-around.

Here you go you whiney bitch;

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=306033&highlight=hey+bjorkbox

And did you ever receive those set of Firestone tires I sent you?

 

[KillahBee]

I tried a search using the keywords "Alien or amp or pharm" and "lol or lmao or rofl" and didn't get any results

try "alien amp pharm" and "douche bag"

 

[SoreArms]

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=328519&highlight=tongue+ring

 

[alien amp pharm]

lol

jerks

 

[Buddy_Christ]

not mine, but one of Gonelifting's that made me laugh.

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=333102

 

[Deterass]

This one is BBF actually chatting with his alter (FitBlondeChic)about his pics!

This guy is pathetic.


http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=323949

 

[SoreArms]

This one is BBF actually chatting with his alter (FitBlondeChic)about his pics!

This guy is pathetic.


http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=323949

Looking through that I noticed Nordstroms location "I have bigger balls than SoreArms", WTF, LOL where did that come from.