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Devestation had bought some new condom with taste and Dakotah was beside herself with excitment and wanted to taste.
"mmm, cheese and onion" she said
"calm down, i havent put it on yet" Devestation answered.
 
Eve: Adam, do you love me?
Adam: No
Eve: (crying) then why did you make love to me?
Adam: Hello!!! Did i have a choice?
 
Scientist has discovered that at one time or another every women carries intelligent DNA. Unfortunately 95% of the spits it out.
 
The wife answeres the phone at two in the morning and says:
"i dunno, we live mid country"
"Who was that" the man asks
"Some crazy woman asking if the coast was clear"
 
ahh man, in never goes down in my case. i drink it before workout. and way before bed time. Milk and cake is the best before sleeping. It feels me up. and icecream is not too bad as well.
 
lol 5g of creatine, a combo of lysine, alanine, arginine, methionine, aspartic acid, phenylalanine, cystine, proline and glut 35 gram per serving. I drink it with milk and add honey to it asswell.
 
AAP and his bf were having gay sex.
"I have aids" AAP suddenly says
"OH GOD" his bf cries
"Just kidding" Said AAP "I just love the way your ass tighten up when i say it"
 
Do you know what god said the first time Eve washed her pussy in the ocean?
"The shrimps and fish will never get rid of that smell"
 
MrMuscle said:
AAP and his bf were having gay sex.
"I have aids" AAP suddenly says
"OH GOD" his bf cries
"Just kidding" Said AAP "I just love the way your ass tighten up when i say it"
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LMAO
 
Two guys talking:
"Do you still have a gf?"
"No, she died of herpes"
"But you cant die from herpes!!"
"If you give it to me you can"
 
A pussy cat was standing by a river when a breadcrum came sailing by. The cat grabbed it and ate it. Then a whole bread came floating by. The car tried to get it but fell in.

Conclusion. Big bread = wet pussy
 
Female orgasm has 5 stages:

1. Asmathic: AH!
2. Geographic: HERE HERE!
3. Religious: OH MY GOD!
4. Suicidal: I'M DYING!
5. Homicidal: IF YOU STOPP I'LL KILL YOU!
 
A thousand years, a thousand more,
A thousand times a million doors to eternity
I may have lived a thousand lives, a thousand times
An endless turning stairway climbs
To a tower of souls
If it takes another thousand years, a thousand wars,
The towers rise to numberless floors in space
I could shed another million tears, a million breaths,
A million names but only one truth to face
 
A million roads, a million fears
A million suns, ten million years of uncertainty
I could speak a million lies, a million songs,
A million rights, a million wrongs in this balance of time
But if there was a single truth, a single light
A single thought, a singular touch of grace
Then following this single point , this single flame,
The single haunted memory of your face
 
Two guys talking:
"My wife is so ugly that i've never kissed her"
"So I guess you have no kids then?"
"No she's not THAT bad"
 
I may be numberless, I may be innocent
I may know many things, I may be ignorant
Or I could ride with kings and conquer many lands
Or win this world at cards and let it slip my hands
I could be cannon food, destroyed a thousand times
Reborn as fortune's child to judge another's crimes
Or wear this pilgrim's cloak, or be a common thief
I've kept this single faith, I have but one belief
 
Chinese: "Me not com 2 work. me sick
Boss: "when i'm sick i have sex with my wife. try it.
2 hours later, the chinese call back.
Chinese: "It worked, me better!!! U got nice house."
 
I still love you
I still want you
A thousand times the mysteries unfold themselves
Like galaxies in my head
On and on the mysteries unwind themselves
Eternities still unsaid
'Til you love me
 
Rodeo for guys:
Have sex with the girl from behind. Grab her hair and whisper in her ear "your mother enjoyed this as well" and see how long you can hold on.
 
MrMuscle said:
Rodeo for guys:
Have sex with the girl from behind. Grab her hair and whisper in her ear "your mother enjoyed this as well" and see how long you can hold on.
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yah i have heard that one before. Watch for your balls though. they always go for the balls. In case you havn't tried it yet.
 
A man sits at a bar 20 stories up, drinking. Suddenly he jumps out the window, but walks up the stairs a minute after. He does it again, takes a drink, jumps put the window, and emerges from the stairs.
One of the other customers askes how he does it, and he just answeres "just take a drink a jump." the other guy takes a drink, then jumps out the window.
The bartender shakes his head and says "that was mean Superman"
 
MrMuscle said:
A man sits at a bar 20 stories up, drinking. Suddenly he jumps out the window, but walks up the stairs a minute after. He does it again, takes a drink, jumps put the window, and emerges from the stairs.
One of the other customers askes how he does it, and he just answeres "just take a drink a jump." the other guy takes a drink, then jumps out the window.
The bartender shakes his head and says "that was mean Superman"
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u mean it ws super man all along?
 
pretty song!!

Fill Her Up


Mobil station where I stand
This old gas pump in my hand
My boss don't like me, got a face like a weasel
Oil on my hands and the smell of diesel

Here come a big shot from the city
V8 engine, she runs so pretty
'Fill her up son, unleaded
I need a full tank a gas where I'm headed'

Up in the front seat a pretty red head
'We're going to Vegas we're gonna get wed'
'So fill her up son, don't be staring
That's a real diamond she be wearing'

I'm gonna take my baby one day
I'm gonna fill her up and head west
I'm going find some money all right

See those tail lights heading west
I got no money to invest
I got no prospects, or education
I was lucky getting a job at this gas station

That old cash box on the top shelf
The boss is sleeping, I'll just help myself
Let's consider this as just a loan
I can sort it out later on the 'phone

I'm gonna pick my girl up tonight
I'm gonna fill her up and head west
I'm gonna show her all the bright lights
We're gonna say we lived 'for we come home

And as I head through the woods on the way back
The evening sun is slanting through the pine trees real pretty
It's like I'm walked into a glade of heaven
And there's music playing
This money is cold in my hand
And a voice somewhere is saying
'Why would you wanna take that stolen thing
And What real happiness can bring?'

You're gonna fill her up with sadness
You're gonna fill her up with shame
You're gonna fill her up with sorrow
Before she even takes your name
You're gonna fill her up with madness
You're gonna fill her up with blame
You're gonna live with no tomorrow
You're gonna fill her up with pain
You're gonna fill her up with darkness
You're gonna fill her up with night
You gotta fill her up with Jesus
You gotta fill her up with light

You gotta fill her up with spirit
You gotta fill her up with grace
You gotta fill her up with heaven
You got the rest of life to face

You gotta fill her up the right way
You gotta fill her up with care
You gotta fill her up with babies
You gotta fill her up and swear
You're gonna love that girl forever
You're gonna fill her up with life
You're gonna be a loving husband
She's gonna be your loving wife
You gotta fill her up with gladness
You gotta fill her up with joy
You gotta fill her up with love
You gotta fill her up with love
 
gymrat 168
Devastation 166
Subzeero 144
FISHTALES 61
Lady Viking 47
MrMuscle 36
deteras1 29
sixxtoes 25
Gambino 22
Festina Lente 20
wtlftr 20
mcr 19
powerslave 16
Ulcasterdropout 15
DIVISION 15
UA_Iron 14
SoreArms 14
perkele 12
Mr. dB 12
hamstershaver 10
out_at_sea 6
Bran987 4
jnuts 2
juicedpigtails 2
[email protected] 2
ChewYxRage 2
hardrock 1
RADAR 1
tuc biscuit 1
sawastea 1
JohnRobHolmes 1
 
perkele said:
Last 10 pages are all about these fellows; gymrat, Devastation & Subzeero. LOL


WHORES!!! LOL
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Jealous?????? ;)
 
this thread really picked up. I never thought gymrat was popular enough to have a 850 post. congrats obr
 
temp plat has been the best thing that has happened to me in a while...
 
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