post whore thread

[Subzeero]

I still love you
I still want you
A thousand times the mysteries unfold themselves
Like galaxies in my head

 

[Subzeero]

I may be numberless, I may be innocent
I may know many things, I may be ignorant
Or I could ride with kings and conquer many lands
Or win this world at cards and let it slip my hands
I could be cannon food, destroyed a thousand times
Reborn as fortune's child to judge another's crimes
Or wear this pilgrim's cloak, or be a common thief
I've kept this single faith, I have but one belief

 

[MrMuscle]

Chinese: "Me not com 2 work. me sick
Boss: "when i'm sick i have sex with my wife. try it.
2 hours later, the chinese call back.
Chinese: "It worked, me better!!! U got nice house."

 

[Subzeero]

I still love you
I still want you
A thousand times the mysteries unfold themselves
Like galaxies in my head
On and on the mysteries unwind themselves
Eternities still unsaid
'Til you love me

 

[MrMuscle]

Two rednecks talking:
"If i have sex with your wife, will that make us related?
"No, it will make us even"

 

[Subzeero]

And that was one of my favouritist songs... a thousand years by sting. Thank you.

 

[Subzeero]

Two rednecks talking:
"If i have sex with your wife, will that make us related?
"No, it will make us even"

hah!!

 

[MrMuscle]

Rodeo for guys:
Have sex with the girl from behind. Grab her hair and whisper in her ear "your mother enjoyed this as well" and see how long you can hold on.

 

[Subzeero]

oh jeez

 

[Subzeero]

Rodeo for guys:
Have sex with the girl from behind. Grab her hair and whisper in her ear "your mother enjoyed this as well" and see how long you can hold on.

yah i have heard that one before. Watch for your balls though. they always go for the balls. In case you havn't tried it yet.