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Subzeero said:
just fukin with you. snow is the snip snap bang shnizzle hillnizzle
yeah he blows ass
Subzeero said:
i got 700 lets hit 1000 GOOOOOo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!
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gymrat said:
post up your working permutations
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what else is going on in c&C i've been missing it
well i wouldn't say missing bob
well i wouldn't say missing bob
gymrat said:
lol
it's like a computation but different. i think
i ike this tom foolery
susie housecoat & joe sixpack
gymrat said:
so i truely have missed nothing. Terrific!!! shit
hamstershaver
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i dont think this will reach band thread proportions
9345 bottles of beer on the wall
i went home and got another gatorade riptide rush. man they're good. it's good it's good woooo it's good
gymrat said:
fuck on
fuck off
fuck on
the clapper
I0i
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good work subzeero
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good work subzeero
Subzeero said:
haha
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gymrat said:
tremor
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any body ever been to a fuck shop like the 2 live crew song?
gymrat said:
ok
fukc
Subzeero said:
no prob
bench
deadlift
squat
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Subzeero said:
i had my nutz crossed
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Subzeero
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A woman is in a coma.
Nurses are in her room giving her a sponge bath.
One of them is washing her "private area" and notices that there is a response on the monitor when she´s touched there.
So they go to her husband and explain what happened, telling him,
"Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."
The husband is sceptical, but they assure him that they´ll close the curtains for privacy.
Anything is worth a try, the husband thinks so he finally agrees and goes into his wife´s room.
After a few minutes the woman´s monitor shows a flatline... no pulse...no heart rate.
The nurses run into the room.
The husband is standing there, pulling up his pants and says,
-* "I think she choked."
Nurses are in her room giving her a sponge bath.
One of them is washing her "private area" and notices that there is a response on the monitor when she´s touched there.
So they go to her husband and explain what happened, telling him,
"Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."
The husband is sceptical, but they assure him that they´ll close the curtains for privacy.
Anything is worth a try, the husband thinks so he finally agrees and goes into his wife´s room.
After a few minutes the woman´s monitor shows a flatline... no pulse...no heart rate.
The nurses run into the room.
The husband is standing there, pulling up his pants and says,
-* "I think she choked."
Subzeero said:
lol i have heard that one before but still funny
i think i just ran out of stuff to post aboot
gymrat, are you back yet, eh?
i have to be leaving soon. work's almost over
Subzeero said:
you still on the linux box/
b ump
Subzeero
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Wife: Oh, come on.
Husband: Leave me alone!
Wife: It won't take long.
Husband: I won't be able to sleep afterwards.
Wife: I can't sleep without it.
Husband: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night?
Wife: Because I'm Hot.
Husband: You get hot at the darnest times.
Wife: If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you.
Husband: If you love me you'd be more considerate.
Wife: You don't love me anymore.
Husband: Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight.
Wife: (Sob-Sob)
Husband: Alright, I'll do it.
Wife: What's the matter? Need a flashlight?
Husband: I can't find it.
Wife: Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it!
Husband: There! Are you satisfied?
Wife: Oh, yes, honey.
Husband: Is it up far enough?
Wife: Oh, oh, yes, that's fine.
Husband: From now on when you want the window open, do it yourself.
Husband: Leave me alone!
Wife: It won't take long.
Husband: I won't be able to sleep afterwards.
Wife: I can't sleep without it.
Husband: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night?
Wife: Because I'm Hot.
Husband: You get hot at the darnest times.
Wife: If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you.
Husband: If you love me you'd be more considerate.
Wife: You don't love me anymore.
Husband: Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight.
Wife: (Sob-Sob)
Husband: Alright, I'll do it.
Wife: What's the matter? Need a flashlight?
Husband: I can't find it.
Wife: Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it!
Husband: There! Are you satisfied?
Wife: Oh, yes, honey.
Husband: Is it up far enough?
Wife: Oh, oh, yes, that's fine.
Husband: From now on when you want the window open, do it yourself.
hump and pump
Subzeero
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There was this Native American boy who was confused
about his name that he asked his mother:
Mom, why is my brother's name Windstorm?
She answered: Because he was conceived during a wind storm.
Well, why is my sister's name Moon-shine?
She answered again: Because she was conceived when the
moon was shining.
The poor little boy looked sad and confused.
His mother said, 'Why are you so sad and confused Brokenrubber
about his name that he asked his mother:
Mom, why is my brother's name Windstorm?
She answered: Because he was conceived during a wind storm.
Well, why is my sister's name Moon-shine?
She answered again: Because she was conceived when the
moon was shining.
The poor little boy looked sad and confused.
His mother said, 'Why are you so sad and confused Brokenrubber
Subzeero said:
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Subzeero said:
lol
your mama's so fat that if she ate at burger kingg........ oh nevermind
zipperlip
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black Monkey
i just noticed the text tool above the quick reply box. that's so fucking cool
gotta go buh bye now
Subzeero
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Ten stupid ways to freak your roomy out.
10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, "He just didn't belong."
9) Move everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an elephant weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.
8) Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, "The hair, it's growing. Growing!"
7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon...."
6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.
4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.
3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich!?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.
2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"
1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."
10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, "He just didn't belong."
9) Move everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an elephant weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.
8) Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, "The hair, it's growing. Growing!"
7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon...."
6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.
4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.
3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich!?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.
2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"
1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."
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