post whore thread

[Subzeero]

There was this Native American boy who was confused
about his name that he asked his mother:

Mom, why is my brother's name Windstorm?

She answered: Because he was conceived during a wind storm.

Well, why is my sister's name Moon-shine?

She answered again: Because she was conceived when the
moon was shining.

The poor little boy looked sad and confused.

His mother said, 'Why are you so sad and confused Brokenrubber

 

[SoreArms]

ramalamadingdang

 

[Devastation]

Wife: Oh, come on.
Husband: Leave me alone!
Wife: It won't take long.
Husband: I won't be able to sleep afterwards.
Wife: I can't sleep without it.
Husband: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night?
Wife: Because I'm Hot.
Husband: You get hot at the darnest times.
Wife: If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you.
Husband: If you love me you'd be more considerate.
Wife: You don't love me anymore.
Husband: Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight.
Wife: (Sob-Sob)
Husband: Alright, I'll do it.
Wife: What's the matter? Need a flashlight?
Husband: I can't find it.
Wife: Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it!
Husband: There! Are you satisfied?
Wife: Oh, yes, honey.
Husband: Is it up far enough?
Wife: Oh, oh, yes, that's fine.
Husband: From now on when you want the window open, do it yourself.

<---from deteras1

 

[Subzeero]

Yo Mama's so skinny, if she had a yeast infection she'd be a Quarter Pounder with Cheese.

 

[Devastation]

There was this Native American boy who was confused
about his name that he asked his mother:

Mom, why is my brother's name Windstorm?

She answered: Because he was conceived during a wind storm.

Well, why is my sister's name Moon-shine?

She answered again: Because she was conceived when the
moon was shining.

The poor little boy looked sad and confused.

His mother said, 'Why are you so sad and confused Brokenrubber

lol

 

[Devastation]

your mama's so fat that if she ate at burger kingg........ oh nevermind

 

[Subzeero]

Yo Mama's so skinny, I could blind-fold her with dental floss.
Yo Mama's so skinny, her nipples touch.
Yo Mama's so skinny, she turned sideways and disappeared.
Yo Mama's so skinny, she can see out the peephole with both eyes.

 

[Devastation]

zipperlip

 

[Devastation]

Devastation 162
gymrat 144
Subzeero 88
FISHTALES 61
Lady Viking 47
deteras1 29

 

[Subzeero]

fuck i have to go to the gym today as well. I will go in an hour or two.