Post here if you use kandoos or wipes instead of dry ass toilet paper!

[Bikini Mod]

Why would you WANT to *leave anything* behind? I know you fellas are all closed up and not prone to infection if anything is left to creep into an orifice where it doesn't belong, but damn, don't your a$$holes chaffe?

 

[the_clockwork]

I don't shit

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

Why would you WANT to *leave anything* behind? I know you fellas are all closed up and not prone to infection if anything is left to creep into an orifice where it doesn't belong, but damn, don't your a$$holes chaffe?

I use the shower.

I never get chaffed.

 

[Tytan]

I just rinse w/ a garden hose. Sometimes I let my wife help me.

 

[Bikini Mod]

I use the shower.

I never get chaffed.

Yes, I know all about your total disdain for *butt juice* (as you so eloquently call it). We should make a wav file of you saying it in your lawngnome voice.

 

[billfred]

I just rinse w/ a garden hose. Sometimes I let my wife help me.

The Asian way - they equip their toilets with a sprayer.

 

[jnevin]

both

 

[Cal_21]

I just let pick3 take care of my ass after I shit...works like a charm

 

[Kano]

I just let pick3 take care of my ass after I shit...works like a charm

i toke a shit at the out back today, before i went into the stall i grabbed some paper towels and sokaed them in wamr water then toke a shit , the warm paper towels felt so soft and dreamly and i felt so clean when i left the bathroom

 

[Cal_21]

i toke a shit at the out back today, before i went into the stall i grabbed some paper towels and sokaed them in wamr water then toke a shit , the warm paper towels felt so soft and dreamly and i felt so clean when i left the bathroom

Wish you would've wrapped a wad of those used wet/warm paper towels...wrapped them in colored wax paper...and called it the McSteamy...or McDreamy and we could all sit in this thread munchin on that ish yummy yum yum